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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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come on outside and I will show you my rock collection
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 5/7/2014 1:11:59 PM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Ya looks a lot older then whatcha got in yer profile...
An I see yer silk undershorts keep opinin' up an comin' down...
A sure sine they was made outta surplus parachutes after WWII...
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| 5/7/2014 8:06:18 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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No thank you sir.
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| 5/7/2014 8:17:14 PM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
59, joined Dec. 2010
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Sorry miss,but I have a dentist appointment...
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| 5/7/2014 8:29:09 PM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
67, joined Jul. 2013
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Sorry miss,but I have a dentist appointment...
I am thinking he would not even have to say a word....
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| 5/7/2014 8:56:58 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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You have to be this tall to get on this ride.
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| 5/9/2014 11:03:13 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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can you play a different instrument
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| 5/10/2014 9:35:06 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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Get off of my cloud!
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| 5/10/2014 7:53:41 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Your sister sure is a good kisser.
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| 5/12/2014 9:34:40 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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| 5/12/2014 11:12:35 AM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Do you like sweet fudge?
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| 5/12/2014 3:36:41 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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| 5/12/2014 6:40:26 PM |
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quietliving54
Westminster, MD
60, joined Jul. 2011
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I am thinking he would not even have to say a word....
another one for the free hand out cause he can't get a job looking like that
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| 5/13/2014 7:21:14 AM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Why you all up in my grill?
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| 5/13/2014 12:09:31 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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 ----waiter,there is a fly in my soup.....
 ----It sucks to be you!!!!
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| 5/14/2014 8:34:48 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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another one for the free hand out cause he can't get a job looking like that
Freak in a circus?
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| 5/15/2014 11:02:53 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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your hands are softer than mine....
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| 5/15/2014 7:44:58 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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So far all the test have come back negative, so far!!!
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| 5/15/2014 11:14:38 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday, for a cheeseburger, today
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| 5/15/2014 11:17:03 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If you buy me dinner,don't expect me to pay you back
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| 5/16/2014 6:45:49 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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If my dog had a face like yours, I'd
shave it's butt and teach it to walk
backwards.
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| 5/16/2014 8:40:01 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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I am teaching my parrot to sing ..
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| 5/16/2014 11:10:59 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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get a haircut and we will talk
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| 5/18/2014 6:40:10 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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I can't tonight, my Mom's gonna
shave my back tonight. Maybe to-
morrow, huh?
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| 5/20/2014 1:23:08 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I never got that message
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| 5/20/2014 2:03:33 PM |
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bearfanpete
Mobile, AL
53, joined Jan. 2014
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Pull my finger
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| 5/20/2014 4:39:18 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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This little piggy went to the market...
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| 5/20/2014 11:53:40 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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trim my nails and we can talk
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| 5/21/2014 9:53:27 AM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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Ewwwwww.
You're missing a button.
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| 5/21/2014 10:12:48 AM |
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spazum
Osteen, FL
53, joined Feb. 2013
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I'm not picky but ....... >.>
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| 5/21/2014 12:28:47 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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You never even called me by my name
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| 5/21/2014 2:42:32 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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Just 10 more days of antibiotics should do the trick.. 
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| 5/21/2014 6:56:44 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Dude, you remind me of my sister!
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| 5/21/2014 11:30:22 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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your mom thinks I'm cute
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| 5/21/2014 11:50:49 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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We have the same last name!
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| 5/21/2014 11:54:03 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Aren't we cousins or some thing
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| 5/22/2014 8:18:42 AM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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How do you look in a tool belt?
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| 5/22/2014 11:12:44 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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There once was a bloomin' rowmance
Tween a onion an sauce made by ants
Served up at a table
Ta Billy an Mable
Wen eaten all gone shat there pants
Morale...
Never look out back fer whatcha mite fine rite here at home...
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| 5/22/2014 6:39:10 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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and the Magic 8 Ball says:
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| 5/23/2014 10:18:09 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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| 5/23/2014 6:43:29 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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It's not much, but if you wanna come over
again? I'll have to get another chair!
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| 5/23/2014 11:14:27 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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don't call me baby because you ain't my Mama......
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| 5/25/2014 3:53:29 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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You wouldn't mind talking a couple
of these before we kiss?
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| 5/26/2014 8:39:43 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Sorry I don't swing that way........
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| 5/26/2014 11:19:40 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Now serving number B-25...B-25...
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| 5/26/2014 11:52:39 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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what time do they lock the doors?
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| 5/27/2014 8:24:06 AM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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I'll never forget the first time we met.
Although I'll keep trying.
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| 6/1/2014 8:48:52 AM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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Symmetry is highly under-rated
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| 6/1/2014 9:21:00 AM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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I'm sorry, but after we eat, I have to bounce.
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| 6/3/2014 1:41:15 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I like your eyes,but only when they are looking at someone else........
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| 6/3/2014 9:30:03 AM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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oh love is a many splendored thing,
now where is my Doritos?
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| 6/3/2014 11:45:48 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I like your approach, now let's see your departure....
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| 6/4/2014 12:32:43 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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Come again in twenty years.
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| 6/4/2014 12:41:34 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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close your eyes pucker up and I get a head start
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| 6/5/2014 9:05:25 AM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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Meet you behind the sewerage plant at 6
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| 6/5/2014 11:02:32 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I waited till 8......
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| 6/5/2014 11:09:54 AM |
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
58, joined Sep. 2009
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you are short than me........
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| 6/5/2014 11:11:24 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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shorten up your pick up line,I don't have much time.....
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| 6/5/2014 11:39:36 AM |
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nvrbtr54
Hampton, VA
63, joined Sep. 2011
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Shave first, then we can talk
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| 6/5/2014 6:42:53 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."
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