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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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For 100 dollars I will........
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 6/7/2014 9:58:58 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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I don't do discounts.  
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| 6/7/2014 10:00:21 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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You are too good for me...
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| 6/7/2014 11:37:10 AM |
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cosmicgem
Springfield, MO
61, joined Jun. 2011
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You Were looking for a Strictly Platonic Marraige. Right??? 
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| 6/7/2014 10:16:52 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I can't get to serious or I will lose my section 8 housing
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| 6/8/2014 7:41:19 AM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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We were in the Navy together.
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| 6/8/2014 5:10:36 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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I do not scubba.. 
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| 6/8/2014 5:12:11 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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wait till after the storms pass
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| 6/8/2014 7:21:46 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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Is that a "Adam's Apple" ma'am?
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| 6/8/2014 7:40:55 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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a snake told me
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| 6/8/2014 8:21:00 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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I'm not gonna lie to ya,
I think you're stupid.
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| 6/8/2014 8:22:57 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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Just as soon as this rash stops oozing.
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| 6/8/2014 8:25:41 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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NO is not in my vocabulary........
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| 6/8/2014 10:15:02 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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I have to get up early tomorrow
to go Ice Fishing?
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| 6/9/2014 8:22:54 AM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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Hold on, I have to dress the dog to go along.
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| 6/9/2014 5:44:12 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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I'm sorry I can't tonight. I
have Restless Bowel Syndrome.
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| 6/9/2014 9:06:19 PM |
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miss_cupocheer
Kalamazoo, MI
65, joined Mar. 2014
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You, too!?!
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| 6/9/2014 10:10:54 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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I gotta go, my ship sails early in the morning.
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| 6/10/2014 11:08:32 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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No-because your perfume smells like old sox
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| 6/15/2014 9:36:57 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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| 6/17/2014 10:52:16 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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hit me with your best shot
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| 6/17/2014 10:57:52 PM |
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mudrat63
Farmer, OH
54, joined Feb. 2014
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You smell just as good as my dog after a bath.
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| 6/17/2014 10:59:47 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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Both you and your kids are crazy.
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| 6/19/2014 2:11:53 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Sorry -- I have to wash walls.
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| 6/19/2014 7:39:39 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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I think I hear Pa callin' me fer supper?
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| 6/19/2014 9:41:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Do you boogie?
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| 6/20/2014 12:41:06 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Honey,I am broke
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| 6/20/2014 11:51:29 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Can you stick like SuperGlu?
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| 6/21/2014 8:12:07 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
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| 6/21/2014 8:21:08 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Do you smell something?
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| 6/21/2014 8:26:30 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I need you to adjust my hose bibb.
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| 6/21/2014 8:51:31 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Got any clothespins?
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| 6/21/2014 8:53:38 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.
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| 6/21/2014 9:20:06 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Is that your cologne or do you work at a brewery?
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| 6/21/2014 9:21:45 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Want to see why the Sherahs call me the Abdominal Showman????
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| 6/21/2014 9:41:36 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Do you wax?
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| 6/21/2014 9:42:52 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I've never been to a moon like yours,Take me there.......
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| 6/21/2014 10:08:08 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Shut the front door!
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| 6/21/2014 10:52:52 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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You know what I like about you? My arms. Just don't pull on them too hard.
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| 6/21/2014 11:17:34 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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You remind me of your brother.
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| 6/22/2014 2:52:46 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee flowers and privacy.....
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| 6/22/2014 3:06:12 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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Where's the beef?
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| 6/22/2014 11:53:25 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Do you like applause?
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| 6/23/2014 10:55:57 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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All you want is a...
(footsteps walkin' away an door slammin' sound effects)
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| 6/23/2014 4:00:05 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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| 6/24/2014 6:35:06 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Hey, I may not be the prettiest lady in here, but I am the only one talking to you.
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| 6/25/2014 12:15:56 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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I would invite you in but my house is a mess
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| 6/25/2014 8:36:04 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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| 6/27/2014 11:49:07 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yea! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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| 6/30/2014 8:20:28 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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After you finish your corn, I'll take you home!
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| 7/7/2014 7:07:40 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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Oh no you don't. Not my 'nanner!!!
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| 7/7/2014 9:05:51 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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aw sweety ... stop that --- you know I am a black, female impersonator
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| 7/8/2014 10:34:30 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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You voted fer whom fer one?
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| 7/8/2014 11:00:54 AM |
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matesearch101
Hoboken, GA
57, joined Jul. 2013
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I seemed to have lost my phone number, ummm can i get yours..
*this actually worked * 
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| 7/8/2014 12:40:12 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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| 7/8/2014 1:25:38 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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not now,I have to go to work.......
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| 7/8/2014 1:26:06 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Have you looked in a mirror?
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| 7/8/2014 5:24:22 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
57, joined Nov. 2012
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Are you nuts?
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| 7/8/2014 8:01:21 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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No balls!?!
Wanna play with mine?
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| 7/8/2014 11:12:48 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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yours are too colorful.......
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