8/27/2014 3:15:41 AM |
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evil_laughter

Washington, DC
41, joined Jun. 2014
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Do you know why they are called AC/DC?
-Because it's the only three guitar chords they know! 
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8/28/2014 2:48:35 AM |
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evil_laughter

Washington, DC
41, joined Jun. 2014
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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
- Just one, but a guitar player has to show him how first.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Three, one to screw it in, and two more to explain how Neil Pert could have done it better.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
- Just one, they hold it in place above their head and the world revolves around them. 
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
- None! Guitarists aren't a joke! 
[Edited 8/28/2014 2:49:26 AM ]
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8/28/2014 8:39:03 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Sorry this may be naughty....
Have you heard the one about the string quartet?
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8/29/2014 4:55:40 AM |
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evil_laughter

Washington, DC
41, joined Jun. 2014
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8/29/2014 9:47:48 AM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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8/29/2014 12:07:54 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Sorry this may be naughty....
Have you heard the one about the string quartet?
  
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8/30/2014 2:23:01 AM |
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dougiem

Tucson, AZ
36, joined Aug. 2009
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What has nine arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.

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8/30/2014 4:54:35 AM |
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evil_laughter

Washington, DC
41, joined Jun. 2014
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What has nine arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.

I can play Def Leopard on drums with one hand tied behind my back. 
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10/21/2014 2:04:50 AM |
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starr_so_happy

Perry, IA
33, joined Jun. 2014
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Lol
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10/21/2014 8:50:23 AM |
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pumamaster71
Lancaster, PA
46, joined Aug. 2014
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Do you know the color of Kurt Cobains eyes?
Blew one blew left the other blew right.
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10/26/2014 2:12:57 PM |
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starr_so_happy

Perry, IA
33, joined Jun. 2014
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Smh!
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11/2/2014 2:06:35 AM |
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nm_diogenes

Albuquerque, NM
55, joined Mar. 2009
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A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."
She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
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12/25/2014 5:43:57 AM |
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mateallen
Pismo Beach, CA
47, joined Oct. 2014
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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

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1/3/2015 2:42:36 AM |
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evil_laughter

Washington, DC
41, joined Jun. 2014
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A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."
She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

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1/9/2015 5:45:31 AM |
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geleen217

Manila
Philippines
57, joined Sep. 2014
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Do you know why they are called AC/DC?
-Because it's the only three guitar chords they know! 
nice one lol    
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