So I have just been dealing with life lately. Car troubles, paying bills etc. I signed up for tinder 2 months ago and after swiping right to close to 150 women, I finally get a match. She is 44 and her profile pretty much says she doesn't like people that lie about their height and that she is gainfully employed and has no kids. Her name is Micki. I wait 2 days until after we match and then send her "I am sorry guys lie about their height. I am a little taller than 6'6 with shoes on." This just happened so I am typing it now while it's still fresh in my memory. She replies with haha they wear cowboy boots to seem taller and always lie. I say that reminds me of a Seinfeld episode were George wear Timberlands around his gf all the time because he was wearing them when he met her and wants to keep up the illusion. She says lol I haven't seen that one. She is 5'6 and so I ask what is short to her and she replies with 5'9 or shorter. I reply with I will never be that short even if I shrink in my old age. I then ask her if her last name is mouse and she says lol she has never gotten that before and usually says guys refer to the song.

I ask her how her week went and she tells me Fridays are the most hectic for her and that she already has been in 4 meetings and has 5 more to go. I reply with oh wow we can chat later if that is better for you. She replies with, right now is good because chatting with you keeps me from cussing out people here and that booze is frowned upon. I type that booze at 1030 am would raise red flags and that calling the people cotton headed ninnie muggins would not be good for morale. She types ELF and that she just watched it with her nephew. I typed nice you get a point and we discuss the movie for a couple minutes.

Then she asks me what do you do for a living? I type that the CIA would let me divulge too much info but I can tell you that I moonlight as a chip n dales dancer. 10 mins go by and then she types creepy. I say lol it would be creepy and nah, I am not Chris Farley so I can't pull that off. She types, so you aren't gonna tell me what you do for a living? I type that I don't have one set thing I do. I want to become a musician and maybe get into tv commercials but do sales/installation/surveys to pay bills for now.

Without typing anything, she deletes the match. Conversation over. My first Tinder match and it's all gone because the what do you do question. I thought things were going fine but obviously, she didn't like my answer to that question. I know I know, women will swear up and down that they don't care what you do for a living but obviously, this women cared big time.

Anyways, this is just more proof that dating is not something I should try to be apart of. Swiping right for around 150 and only having 1 match is pathetic in the first place but to finally get a match only to get it deleted because I didn't have the job she liked apparently is lame. I know I know, you don't want to be with a person like that anyway but man, it still does suck. Oh well. I hope you had a good week and your weekend goes well.

"she's 44"
nuff said.

sorry but honestly that's not a match right there. Y'all are in two different life stages..try again. Better luck next time.

War and peace

Dude..u had her.but u fkt it up with overdraft crap about being an aspiring musician or movie star.
I know thats not exActly what u said....but thats what she heard.

Just stick with " im in sales...or whatever then move on.
She can get wet over u being a rockstar when u get her to ur house.

War and peace

Dude..u had her.but u fkt it up with overdraft crap about being an aspiring musician or movie star.
I know thats not exActly what u said....but thats what she heard.

Just stick with " im in sales...or whatever then move on.
She can get wet over u being a rockstar when u get her to ur house.

When it gets tough, the tough get going!

..to the bar.

I MAKE MY OWN MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what the sales/installation is for. I understand how my answer disgusted her. I really do. I just thought the conversation was going fine up until then which only furthers my point.

HB dude,

I hope in real life scenarios, you do not come across w/ this 'oh poor pitiful me' attitude. That would kill off a blazing forest conflagration. Show off your congidence in what you normally can and do accomplish.

Fine stay single, stick to masturbation and porn.

That means you don't have to deal with us, women folk.

She's 44 and at that age and stage of our lives the security and stable factor has to be there.

At 44 it should already be there...