| 1/13/2015 11:53:43 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
When they want dessert immediately  oh no i want the entree first...and leave room for dessert. ..Fuhgeddaboudit
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
|
| 1/14/2015 9:10:25 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
She starts with this...
|
| 1/14/2015 6:42:55 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
|
He doesn't show up.
|
| 1/14/2015 7:12:15 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
you show up for a date looking nothing like your picture, and datee says you're gonna buy drinks until you do.
|
| 1/16/2015 11:12:23 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
|
She starts talking about how much you remind her of her dad.
|
| 1/17/2015 7:51:13 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
rainydaze26
Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013
|
He tells you his mom won't let him bring guests home 
|
| 1/17/2015 9:59:39 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
He never  STOPStalking about himself and his IQ
|
| 1/17/2015 10:08:36 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
He never STOPS talking about himself and his IQ
I once briefly dated a woman like that. From morning to night, she was like a 78rpm record going non-stop about herself and how smart she was. I had originally entertained thoughts of marriage, as she was quite well to do, but hearing that litany non-stop every day, soon put the kibosh on that idea... ...
|
| 1/17/2015 10:12:28 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
  I hear you Bear That's the quickest way to turn me off. I consider myself to be intelligent...but geeze...give it a break and just SHOW me don't TELL me......
|
| 1/17/2015 10:21:53 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
|
You get one look at her hot daughter.....
|
| 1/18/2015 4:59:29 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
Her mantra is this...
|
| 1/19/2015 4:27:02 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010
|
when you say goodnight...you silly rabbits
|
| 1/22/2015 6:40:27 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
|
| 1/22/2015 9:42:17 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
Ravenkat
Gilbert, AZ
64, joined Oct. 2014
|
When you catch your date in a lie
|
| 1/22/2015 9:47:09 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
snorkeldive
Lansing, MI
56, joined Nov. 2014
|
I thought this was very funny! Thank you.
|
| 1/22/2015 9:52:13 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
nettyblue
Okeechobee, FL
58, joined Oct. 2014
|
when they are constantly looking down at their phone, because they are so important they cannot go 2 mins without checking it!! Good Grief!!
losers....
|
| 1/22/2015 10:02:25 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
At our ages when their eldest child stalks the date because the ex paid him or her to spy...
|
| 1/22/2015 10:13:00 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
takes you to a club to dance and to enjoy a drink, excuses self to go to bathroom, returns and some guy buys her a drink and you say
[Edited 1/22/2015 10:13:20 PM ]
|
| 1/23/2015 6:12:15 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
His wife shows up in the middle of the date.
|
| 1/23/2015 7:30:53 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
The food poisoning passes.....
|
| 1/23/2015 6:57:25 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
The guys with the butterfly net show up at your dinner table......
|
| 1/23/2015 7:23:37 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
When the men in white coats are all black
|
| 1/24/2015 8:32:44 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
rainydaze26
Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013
|
When his PO shows up to remind him he's not allowed to be in any establishment that serves alcohol.
|
| 1/24/2015 8:42:28 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
|
Wen ya wake ta fine it was only a dreem...
|
| 1/24/2015 9:03:03 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
wildbutternut
Parlin, NJ
63, joined Mar. 2011
|
When he sends you a txt meant for someone else.
|
| 1/24/2015 9:40:39 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
riceburners
Deming, NM
60, joined Apr. 2009
|
When she reaches into her purse and pulls out a sex toy,asks you to leave cause she just got an exciting call.
|
| 1/24/2015 9:43:43 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
When his parol officer for scamming knows his date...who happens to be seated at a table near them
|
| 1/24/2015 3:42:37 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_zoe1958
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011
|
When his dog is more loyal, affectionate and even kisses better than him.
|
| 1/24/2015 3:52:06 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
When she begins to skip my threads in 50s...Fuhgeddaboudit
|
| 1/24/2015 4:01:39 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_zoe1958
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011
|
When he catches me in another thread.
|
| 1/24/2015 4:06:24 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
When I see this on her coffee table...
|
| 1/25/2015 5:05:05 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_zoe1958
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011
|
When he's okay with his dog peeing on the floor because he does, too.
[Edited 1/25/2015 5:05:25 PM ]
|
| 1/25/2015 9:26:13 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
When cold stone sorp says so...
|
| 1/26/2015 6:33:59 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
YKTDIO .... When he charges you to mow your lawn.
|
| 1/27/2015 8:43:50 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
katzen156
Imlay City, MI
61, joined Jul. 2012
|
thats disgusting
|
| 1/27/2015 5:25:16 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
edsel057
Ypsilanti, MI
66, joined Dec. 2013
|
she asks me to drop her off at her boyfriends place
|
| 1/27/2015 6:46:31 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
You hear this...
|
| 1/31/2015 4:53:45 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
|
She leans over and dares you to pull her finger.
|
| 1/31/2015 5:21:04 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
|
| 2/1/2015 5:50:50 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
rainydaze26
Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013
|
When he asks the waitress out for the next day.
|
| 2/1/2015 6:57:57 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
When the restaurant manager approaches the table and tells him to get his butt back in the kitchen and get the dishes washed or he's fired !
|
| 2/1/2015 12:53:01 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
When Super Bowl half time interrupts the dessert course.
|
| 2/1/2015 5:04:11 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
You have to make an unexpected trip to the ER...
|
| 2/1/2015 5:49:37 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
He looks better in a negligee than you do...
[Edited 2/1/2015 5:49:59 PM ]
|
| 2/1/2015 5:54:00 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
He looks better in a negligee than you do...
Voice of experience??...
|
| 2/1/2015 5:55:31 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
no bear....just came to me...silly man!
|
| 2/1/2015 9:36:52 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
He performs a guitar serenade in the nude.
|
| 2/1/2015 9:46:28 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
|
I feel so ashamed...
|
| 2/1/2015 10:59:34 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
When it embarrasses him
|
| 2/2/2015 10:40:45 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
The ice cream melts.
|
| 2/5/2015 5:26:14 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
He maxes your card with the Dom.
|
| 2/9/2015 11:19:18 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
He takes his shoes off.
|
| 2/9/2015 12:21:03 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_zoe1958
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011
|
You're funny!
When he returns to DH
|
| 2/9/2015 1:15:23 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
sorpstar
Little River, SC
64, joined Oct. 2009
|
When you claim someone stole your car in a safe neighborhood.,
|
| 2/9/2015 7:20:36 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
fiftysome
Concord, MI
55, joined May. 2014
|
Come here Bear....put your head on my shoulder....don't be ashamed....
|
| 2/9/2015 9:53:53 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
|
She leans over and tells you that her hourly rate goes up after midnight.
|
| 2/9/2015 9:57:45 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_zoe1958
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011
|
Or... "You can't afford me"
|
| 2/9/2015 11:02:34 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
When he kisses you goodnight on the forehead.
|
| 2/11/2015 11:57:22 AM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
|
she pulls out a roll of duct tape and a stun gun.
|
| 2/11/2015 12:07:45 PM |
You know the date is over when... | Page 3 |
|
cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
|
...the duct tape holds.....
|