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| sorpstar |
Last Online: Yesterday |
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| Location: |
Wayne New Jersey |
| Zip Code: |
07470 |
| Age: |
62, Taurus |
| Height: |
6 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Salt and Pepper Gray, Green |
| Body: |
A few extra pounds |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Real Estate |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, over 18 |
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| About Me |
Please be tolerant, read from top to bottom. The punchline is honestly between the first and last line here. Hope you see some humor as you read on.
Instead of just checking me out I'm looking for a woman who may honestly speak out: sorpstar, can you handle all of me, so why not first add me to your shopping cart before you check out?? Men love strong women that shop smart so when you check-out please make sure I’m not compared to anybody from this site or a previous relationship simply because when they made me, they threw away the mold and honestly I don’t take prisoners or am I a mind-reader when it comes to dating sites. Did i just say that?
Would honestly wish to meet a woman for a first time and like her from that moment until forever.
I'm open for relocating but it feels like I'm online forever, wishing to find someone special and can't afford to hire a talent scout or recruiter any time soon, plus my mom will stay out of my business! Still with me?
Are you someone possessing both a great smile and personality, which usually enters any room before the rest of you does? Have you had previous disappointments in relationships, maybe bury those memories first and start new memories but never use a bad past to judge any new relationship opportunity?
For a first date, we could do the proverbial Starbucks, but I know the best place for brunch. Great omelets and outstanding blueberry pancakes with fresh blueberries! Which do you prefer or do you have a favorite place of your own? Let me know, because my psychic is on vacation till next year, while my psyche isn’t good at reading your mind! I already know you like to cuddle and kiss. yada, yada, yada....Fuhgeddabouit!!!
Searching honestly for a special woman with the following traits:
* Whose head always find the right spot upon my shoulder
* Simply fits into my arms, she rests her cheek on my chest
* May take hours to get dressed but in the end it's all worthwhile, when my face lights up at the sight of you... a Memorex moment to capture.
* The way you fish for compliments even though we both know that I think you're the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the world…
* How cute I think you are when we argue like most normal couples especially when you dig your heels in to make a point and be heard, as your opinion is most important too
* The way your hand always finds mine when you feel vulnerable or insecure.
* The way you smile and feel when you see my name on your mobile unexpectedly makes your day
* The way you kiss me when I least expect it
* The way you fit/fall into my arms when you wanna cuddle or cry or when you are tired or sad and feeling is or could be mutual.
* The way you apologize for crying over something silly…
* The way you say "I miss you" when we are apart, may be worth its weight in gold
* When you may eventually say "I love you" and I know that it's for REAL!!! Simply, your eyes tell me so.
If you feel you can handle most of the above, perhaps I’m Your Man, working together, I will definitely become him!
…Please Note:
1. I'm not just looking for sex.
2. I'm not here because I'm desperate.
3. I'm not here to just find a wife.
4. I don't need you to help me deal with my baggage, that I have done years ago, while my baggage will never become yours, unless we pack it for travel.
5. I don't think I’m better than others, just different.
6. If you are younger than me or older, please don't think I'm too old or too young for you. I'll show you real lust and what love is. LOL.
7. Because of all this ... don't think I’m full of s*t ... I’m actually peaceful and laid back.
THINGS I LOVE: My family. My friends. Being open-minded. Humor. Exercise. Sports. Cooking. Dancing (wanna take lessons with me). The ocean. Rainy days in bed. Foot massages given and received. Kissing. Being outdoors. Wine. Learning something new. Animals. Volunteering my time. Sleeping with the windows open. Laps around my refrigerator for exercise.
THINGS I DON'T LOVE: 200-word limits. Ignorance. Selfishness. Laziness. Reality television shows like Springer but Jerry is a nice man.
THINGS SHE MIGHT LOVE: Her job. Her family. Being open-minded. Animals. Sports. Her cooking. Her strength. Her independence. Humor. Dancing
SIMPLE TRUTH: Honestly, she’s my icing on the cake!!!
Questions??? Email me along with attaching a picture if you don't have one on your profile / after all this is not the Flintstone age/ you must have one somewhere... i play on the threads using some of the pictures made by the picture wizard with humorous captions under the pics on this site for my own protection BUT should we get to know each other progressively, you'll see pictures others don't see.
BTW If you show up for a date looking nothing like your picture, you're gonna buy me drinks until you do. Lol
Thank you, you made my day reading my profile...
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