| 12/15/2014 8:55:38 AM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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Post your funny reasons why you don't lose weight.
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| 12/15/2014 10:00:19 AM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
69, joined Dec. 2008
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Buttery Danish Cookies...
Seems I am developing a sweet tooth and nibbling too many during the holidays.
Oh well, back to the gym and dieting...after the New Year. Drop ten pounds will be my resolution.
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| 12/15/2014 10:48:27 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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We never realy want to bad enough!!
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| 12/15/2014 10:56:42 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I was in the group what got the placebo...
Who new? 
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| 12/15/2014 2:43:54 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
64, joined Jul. 2010
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Food commercials on TV every 10 minutes. Do you REALLY think I am getting dressed and going out to Olive Gardens at 11PM!!!!!!
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| 12/15/2014 2:51:33 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
75, joined Jun. 2010
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Cause I bounce so good at this weight
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| 12/15/2014 3:06:54 PM |
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back4alook
Lima, OH
62, joined Nov. 2012
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Lost 48 pounds and then they put me on insulin. I gained most of it back due to the insulin. 
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| 12/15/2014 3:09:48 PM |
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oh_lydia
Mendon, MA
67, joined May. 2013
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Because eating is way too much fun 
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| 12/15/2014 3:22:12 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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"All About That Bass"
Because you know
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along
Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
Hey!
I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny b*tches that
No, I'm just playing. I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell ya
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along
Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
'Bout that bass, 'bout that bass
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this bass
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| 12/15/2014 3:25:08 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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| 12/15/2014 4:38:56 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 12/15/2014 4:45:19 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
75, joined Jun. 2010
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I'm round where I used to be flat....and flat where I used to be round 
Redistribution............
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| 12/15/2014 5:16:27 PM |
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BuckNaaked
Harrison, MI
60, joined Oct. 2014
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| 12/15/2014 6:02:55 PM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I offen wunnered, wen ya lose wate, where does it go???
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| 12/17/2014 4:19:01 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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| 12/17/2014 4:25:47 PM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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I offen wunnered, wen ya lose wate, where does it go???
In your masters pooper scooper
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| 12/17/2014 5:12:38 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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Its fun scaring my scale
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| 12/17/2014 5:47:05 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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| 12/17/2014 6:03:01 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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Wouldn't help me......I'd just buy me some welding gloves......
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| 12/17/2014 6:17:05 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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you know those "diet" pills you THOUGHT you were taking? seems ya had it all wrong
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| 12/17/2014 8:05:08 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
75, joined Jun. 2010
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My daughter's cooking.........
Pork chops, mashed potatoes, gravy, broccoli with cheese sauce, baby carrots with butter to be followed by apple pie, apricot-peach pie, snicker doodles and chocolate chip cookies.
.....................burp.......................
coulda' been worse
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| 12/18/2014 4:54:55 PM |
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pinetree10
Cumberland, MD
67, joined Nov. 2008
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50% of the time I try to practice 'eat less-move more'
The other 50%, I find the 'old fart attitude' taking over. You know the one that starts with,'hells bells, I earned it, I deserve it, and those other voices in my head better put a sock in it.'
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| 12/18/2014 5:06:48 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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My hearing aid isn't working right...
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| 12/18/2014 5:45:48 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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| 12/18/2014 5:47:22 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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Go big or GO home!
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| 12/18/2014 6:16:20 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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It's all her fault!!
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| 12/18/2014 6:22:44 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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It's all her fault!!
There you go. . .now you know. 
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| 12/18/2014 7:26:35 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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| 12/18/2014 7:49:35 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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| 12/19/2014 2:19:22 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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NOT Meant for anyone but ME!
I really hate this guy
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| 12/19/2014 2:32:50 PM |
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oh_lydia
Mendon, MA
67, joined May. 2013
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Dunkin Donuts Coffee Coolatas
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| 12/19/2014 2:35:54 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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| 12/19/2014 2:44:46 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
75, joined Jun. 2010
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Just who's saying I'm FAT anyway??? 
I consider my self Pleasingly Plump
Anyway...I threw away my scales and my full length mirror.......
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| 12/19/2014 3:44:42 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
70, joined Nov. 2007
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Because we don't have Splints on our Elbows.. Its a No-Brainer...
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| 12/23/2014 7:00:29 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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| 12/23/2014 7:35:55 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 12/25/2014 1:47:04 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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| 12/25/2014 6:19:52 PM |
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bub0492
Minneapolis, MN
67, joined Aug. 2014
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My Mom had a sense of humor right up until the end.....
She would say this to her doctor as he was trying to encourage her to eat right for years.
When she developed terminal cancer, he told her she could eat dessert before dinner as she loved her cookies!  
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| 12/25/2014 10:16:39 PM |
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indianadave1951
Elkhart, IN
63, joined Dec. 2010
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Maybe designing Charmin with those same features might give some motivation.
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| 12/26/2014 10:06:38 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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Christmas
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| 12/26/2014 10:14:37 AM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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Maybe designing Charmin with those same features might give some motivation.
Then Im glad I dont use charmin WOW talk about a pain in the.. butt!
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| 12/26/2014 10:24:06 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
75, joined Jun. 2010
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Cause I always eat it all
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| 12/26/2014 10:26:54 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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The day after Christmas, an I'm off ta the store
Mom got me size large, an I'm an XL times four
She duz this each yeer, likes ta play with my head
Any wonder I keep sugar plumbs, rite by my bed?
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| 12/26/2014 12:59:18 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 12/26/2014 8:00:29 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
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| 12/26/2014 8:49:54 PM |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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| 12/26/2014 8:56:10 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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^^^^^^
Apparently the dog isn't the only one...
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| 12/26/2014 9:29:20 PM |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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^^^ ya darn right I do.. Cause when I'm working..I'm moving all day long...I couldn't imagine sitting all day at work and come home and sit on my arz again... Besides...
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| 12/27/2014 11:08:03 AM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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[Edited 12/27/2014 11:09:54 AM ]
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| 12/27/2014 5:16:36 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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| 12/30/2014 6:22:24 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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| 12/30/2014 8:14:16 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 12/31/2014 4:45:10 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
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| 1/1/2015 4:27:35 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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| 1/1/2015 5:25:45 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
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| 1/1/2015 5:39:26 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 1/2/2015 2:41:07 PM |
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bub0492
Minneapolis, MN
67, joined Aug. 2014
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Probably cuz I just dont give-a-shit any more ?????
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| 1/2/2015 3:06:27 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
70, joined Nov. 2007
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Probably cuz I just dont give-a-shit any more ?????
I 2nd that motion
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| 1/2/2015 3:14:13 PM |
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artist820
Tehachapi, CA
58, joined Jan. 2013
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NOT Meant for anyone but ME!
I really hate this guy
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| 1/2/2015 3:17:36 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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