12/27/2014 5:30:55 PM |
What have you learned in life so far? |
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jodar2001
Pompano Beach, FL
60, joined Mar. 2009
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a**holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big c*ck or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities or politicians. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and the all the less important ones just never go away....
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12/27/2014 5:31:52 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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ive learned to enjoy a variety of food
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12/27/2014 5:32:04 PM |
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mac000001
Manchester, NH
47, joined Dec. 2013
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I learned you might just talk to much.
Breathe
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12/27/2014 5:41:45 PM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
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I took this from the thread.....
""""they are more screwed up than you think""""
I've learn that some think its always them..... enough times, its the person who thinks it is them.
Sometimes the clue is issues.
but, I kinda like what Curly said in the one movie.....he pointed his finger and said...that one thing.
you wanna know what that is?
Well, I'm not going to give that away .
sorry
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12/27/2014 5:42:06 PM |
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ladymelody71
Land O Lakes, FL
45, joined Sep. 2014
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I learned what you have .. and sometimes I wish I hadn't learned so much. Nice way to sum it up though.
L
I also learned that sometimes no matter how much one cares... it won't matter if there's no trust.
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12/27/2014 5:43:36 PM |
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nothingneeded
Johnston, IA
48, joined Sep. 2014
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I've learned not to read long azz forums.
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12/27/2014 5:44:49 PM |
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steph111973
Cave
New Zealand
43, joined Dec. 2014
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I've learned to be kinder to myself. Still working on it, though.
(I used to be really bad at putting myself down from childhood through my 30s)
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12/27/2014 5:45:09 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
53, joined Jan. 2013
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^^ain't that the truth...get out of my own head!!
Hey Jodar!
pretty much what my granny told me
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never put your a** over head.
Don't mess with things bigger than yourself that bite.
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12/27/2014 5:46:13 PM |
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naturebiy
Bangkok
Thailand
41, joined Jul. 2011
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I have learned patience
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12/27/2014 5:47:37 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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I've learned to never put cologne on my balls! Youch!
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12/27/2014 5:47:57 PM |
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icecreamsammich
Tucker, GA
66, joined May. 2014
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I have learned that when intimacy becomes public, it is no longer intimate.
I learned some people get all spun up when you misuse you're and your.
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12/27/2014 5:48:28 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014
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If you cry and mess it up badly (ie $$$$), they will give you the easiest tasks from then on. Or no tasks at all. Or they'll put you in charge of the coffees.
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12/27/2014 5:49:23 PM |
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browneyz
San Diego, CA
98, joined Jan. 2008
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Rum is a sailors best friend in a storm.....arggggggggg.
or anytime
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12/27/2014 5:49:53 PM |
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whalemstrsback
Corning, CA
60, joined Oct. 2014
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hugs...
make
me
smile...
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12/27/2014 5:53:55 PM |
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renata9784
Glade Spring, VA
38, joined Feb. 2014
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I've learned that if it's not broke don't fix it
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12/27/2014 5:55:14 PM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
63, joined Nov. 2014
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I've learned the older I get, the less of a f*k I give
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12/27/2014 5:55:40 PM |
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ttrockz55
Wickenburg, AZ
59, joined Nov. 2013
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I've learned that when I wake, put a smile on my face and it changes how I perseve everything.
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12/27/2014 5:55:57 PM |
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rainydaze26
Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013
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The constant in life is change.
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12/27/2014 6:00:31 PM |
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whalemstrsback
Corning, CA
60, joined Oct. 2014
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and
rum
gets
wimmins
into
my
pants easier...
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12/27/2014 6:12:04 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014
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^ ...that he will drop his pants for a drop of rum/ floozy.
(jk )
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12/27/2014 6:14:40 PM |
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whalemstrsback
Corning, CA
60, joined Oct. 2014
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what
can
i
say...
i'm
cheap
and
easy...
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12/27/2014 6:15:42 PM |
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genx1200
Encino, CA
47, joined Oct. 2012
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I've learned that my hypothesis of apple product users being douchbags is indeed true.
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12/27/2014 6:16:01 PM |
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extortionegos
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014
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Nothing important yet
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12/27/2014 6:19:04 PM |
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stumppy
Wind Gap, PA
71, joined Jan. 2008
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That too many folks believe they are worth more than the effort they contribute.
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12/27/2014 6:20:12 PM |
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extortionegos
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014
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Sitting in some class rooms is a automatic pass
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12/27/2014 6:29:36 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014
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I've learned that my hypothesis of apple product users being douchbags is indeed true.
Can you tell if I'm using an apple product?
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12/27/2014 6:32:05 PM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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I learned to be a screen licker ...OP ..
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12/27/2014 6:34:54 PM |
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mindya
Vancouver, BC
64, joined Jan. 2009
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Can you tell if I'm using an apple product?
Yup..
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12/27/2014 6:35:49 PM |
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chambella
New South Wales
Australia
97, joined Jun. 2014
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I learned to be a screen licker ...OP ..
I have learned that I really like 'me'.
I wish I had that when I was in my 20's and not listened to others.
.... and that I will keep trusting people until they prove 'themselves' wrong...
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12/27/2014 6:38:22 PM |
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sinceresammy
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014
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The older I get the more I realize the world is full of f**kers and their numbers increase exponentially!
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12/27/2014 6:43:15 PM |
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whalemstrsback
Corning, CA
60, joined Oct. 2014
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that you are going to get hurt...
over and over...
a lot of times by those you love the most...
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12/27/2014 6:45:14 PM |
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browneyz
San Diego, CA
98, joined Jan. 2008
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I have an apple, wanna' bite?
I pad
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12/27/2014 6:45:17 PM |
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shamroxxx
Buffalo, NY
34, joined May. 2014
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Basic arithmetic and how to roll your own cigarettes, that's about it.
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12/27/2014 6:47:14 PM |
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genx1200
Encino, CA
47, joined Oct. 2012
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Can you tell if I'm using an apple product?
You sound like an Apple bottom girl. This I'm okay with.
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12/27/2014 6:48:53 PM |
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happylauren
Crown Point, IN
55, joined May. 2013
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I've learned that I'm only responsible for my own behavior. I don't really care who likes me. What's important is that I put forth effort to be the best person that I can. I still have love in my heart and that is a good thing.
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12/27/2014 6:50:15 PM |
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jester0011
Lake Waccamaw, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014
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what she said
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12/27/2014 6:50:56 PM |
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icecreamsammich
Tucker, GA
66, joined May. 2014
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When I look back at the times I life when I was hurt, I usually put myself in the position to be hurt.
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12/27/2014 6:52:07 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014
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You sound like an Apple bottom girl. This I'm okay with.
my bottom is like thisbig.
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12/27/2014 6:55:55 PM |
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mindya
Vancouver, BC
64, joined Jan. 2009
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my bottom is like thisbig.
Well how come it stretched out me flannel shirt?
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12/27/2014 6:58:31 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014
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Because you wore it up side down?
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12/27/2014 7:02:24 PM |
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whalemstrsback
Corning, CA
60, joined Oct. 2014
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it's
never
easy
to
shoot
a
friend...
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12/27/2014 7:13:19 PM |
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woniota
Jacksonville, FL
52, joined Jul. 2014
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a**holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big c*ck or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities or politicians. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and the all the less important ones just never go away....
It's postings like this that keep me hanging around here. Just hilarious stuff.
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12/27/2014 7:16:09 PM |
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jester0011
Lake Waccamaw, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014
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not to trust heavy people
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12/27/2014 7:21:04 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013
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I've learned that there is no gravity.
The earth just sucks.
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12/27/2014 7:24:49 PM |
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jodar2001
Pompano Beach, FL
60, joined Mar. 2009
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I've learned that there is no gravity.
The earth just sucks.
I've learned that gravity exists every time I take my bra off.....
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12/27/2014 7:25:44 PM |
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browneyz
San Diego, CA
98, joined Jan. 2008
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Not to trust naked men.
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12/27/2014 7:28:12 PM |
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1darksavior
Brooklyn, NY
55, joined Mar. 2011
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i learned that women talk chit about sex but cant last pass a hour
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12/27/2014 7:28:47 PM |
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whalemstrsback
Corning, CA
60, joined Oct. 2014
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so
you
need
a hands on
uplifting kind of guy then???
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12/27/2014 7:28:59 PM |
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cajunmister
Kinder, LA
67, joined May. 2007
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That the more I know about folks, the more amazed I am that we're not still living in caves and beatin our lunches over the head with a stick.
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12/27/2014 7:33:54 PM |
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bunnyobunbun
Houston, TX
59, joined Dec. 2014
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People lie.People are stupid.Then they die.
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12/27/2014 7:41:38 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013
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I've learned that gravity exists every time I take my bra off.....
Pictures or it didn't happen.
That the more I know about folks, the more amazed I am that we're not still living in caves and beatin our lunches over the head with a stick.
It's simpler just to eat our neighbors.
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12/27/2014 7:45:51 PM |
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extortionegos
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014
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Don't believe anything or anyone. Trust and love nothing. Life is a battle and fight off death until you kick the can
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12/27/2014 7:48:45 PM |
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bunnyobunbun
Houston, TX
59, joined Dec. 2014
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Fight off death until you die? That.Is.Fukkinn.Briiiiiiillliant.
People lie. People are stupid. Then they die.
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12/27/2014 7:49:48 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013
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The probability of the bread falling butter side down, rises in direct proportion to the cost of the carpet.
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12/27/2014 7:51:29 PM |
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extortionegos
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014
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Nothing last forever
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12/27/2014 7:52:08 PM |
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chambella
New South Wales
Australia
97, joined Jun. 2014
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Don't believe anything or anyone. Trust and love nothing. Life is a battle and fight off death until you kick the can
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12/27/2014 7:52:34 PM |
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chambella
New South Wales
Australia
97, joined Jun. 2014
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Never say "Never"
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12/27/2014 7:53:27 PM |
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bunnyobunbun
Houston, TX
59, joined Dec. 2014
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Why would anyone eat bread and butter over carpet?
People lie. People are stupid. Then they die.
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12/27/2014 7:54:49 PM |
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extortionegos
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014
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Never say "Never"
I know. I just paint a awful picture
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12/27/2014 8:00:07 PM |
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jodar2001
Pompano Beach, FL
60, joined Mar. 2009
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It's simpler just to eat our neighbors.
okayyyyyyyyyyyy ya happy now? geeezzzzz
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