pmascl
West Van Lear, KY
30, joined Jun. 2014
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So yeah, this group is kind of, well ya know... boring. Needs some life. Everybody likes to laugh, so let's start there. I'll throw out the first one.
A police officer stops a car for speeding on the highway one night. When the officer walks up he sees that he has stopped a clown. Having always been interested in clowns, the officer asks the clown if he will juggle for him in return for a warning instead of a ticket.
The clown says he would do it, but all of his equipment is already at his destination. The officer frowns, then smiles and asks the clown if he could juggle road flares. Wanting the ticket gone, the clown agrees.
While the officer watches in amazement at the juggling, a car pulls in behind his cruiser. A man, obviously drunk, walks up and gets into the back of the officer's car. Confused, the officer opens the door and asks the man why he had stopped and was now sitting in the police car. The man responds
"I seen that drunk test you were giving him. There's no way that I will pass, so I figured I'd go ahead and hop in."
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Two cajun boys 10 and 12 years old begged their papa for a shotgun. They lived back in the swamps and money was hard to come by. Papa kept saying NO and the little boys kept begging. Finally one day Papa bought a 10 guage shot gun that had at least a 36 inch barrel. Little boys stole granny's eggs to trade for a couple shotgun shells. They were equipped so off they went one afternoon to see if they could get a rabbit for the soup pot.
They saw this contraption come down the road lickety split. One said to the other "what was that". The other was just as amazed. Never saw an automobile before. Lickety split and dust cloud boiling behind the Model T. Down the road and it turned around and lickety split back it came at the boys.
The one with the gun raised it to his shoulder and KABOOM, hit the Model T. It went off the road and rolled over. The man jumped from the automobile and ran as fast as he could to get away.
"Did you kill it?"
"Don't know, but sure made him turn loose of that man".
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