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8/11/2015 8:38:57 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
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Let's be polite and have fun. Doesn't necessarily have to be true, funny works.

I'll go first.

DYK women can run only as fast as their boobs will let them?




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8/11/2015 11:40:30 PM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


thats not true depends on how scared she is
did you know you can only run as fast as your knees will let you?

8/12/2015 12:09:50 AM Did you know?  

mary_e0612
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (23,521)
Kalamazoo, MI
59, joined Nov. 2014


False not if your in a wheel chair.

DYK, you can't buy perma-press material to sew with.

8/12/2015 4:49:56 PM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


Quote from purplesky56:
thats not true depends on how scared she is
did you know you can only run as fast as your knees will let you?







DYK it takes a big dog to weigh a ton?

8/12/2015 8:10:02 PM Did you know?  

honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
56, joined Mar. 2013


DYK... Blue whales are so enormous that a small child could swim through its veins.

8/13/2015 12:51:16 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK humpback whales never get asked "what day it is"?

8/13/2015 1:11:34 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


dyk...this thread confused me

8/13/2015 2:14:19 PM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK I like word play?

8/13/2015 11:56:30 PM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


dyk i can play with words..but not as much fun as a puppy

8/14/2015 8:30:13 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK Confuis say "man who stand on toilet is high on pot".

8/14/2015 5:30:11 PM Did you know?  
joangel60
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,154)
Hartford, WI
60, joined Nov. 2011


DYK... Lake Michigan is the only one of the Great Lakes that lies entirely within the United States...

8/14/2015 5:37:57 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


DYK if you take the word " attitude" and gave each letter of the word a number value like A=1, B=2 C=3 and so on...attitude =100

8/15/2015 12:35:53 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


dyk..sorp is 6ft. but can fit into a mighty mouse outfit

8/15/2015 6:48:47 AM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Dyk that purple is going to the moon ...
Bang zoom purple is going to the moon and zoe too.,,

8/15/2015 10:20:53 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK being an uncle is great.

8/16/2015 5:50:19 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Did you know and noticed that pizza takeout is round but slices are rectangle and the box is square..

8/16/2015 8:09:28 PM Did you know?  
just_zoe1958
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,787)
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011


Did you know if a blonde drops a quarter she won't pick it up because she's afraid of change?

8/16/2015 8:16:37 PM Did you know?  
just_zoe1958
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,787)
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011


Did you know two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

8/16/2015 8:33:41 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Dyk zoe is funny...lol

8/16/2015 11:23:35 PM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


dyk the blonde got fired from the mm factory?...cause she kept throwing away the 1's that had ww's on them..

8/17/2015 5:21:20 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Dyk that purple is funny too...took me awhile to figure WWs out...sorpheimers setting in

8/17/2015 11:22:52 PM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


dyk..i thought sorp would get that rt. away

8/18/2015 8:26:33 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK Woman who fly airplane upside down has hairy crack up?

8/18/2015 9:47:32 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Did you know Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz

8/18/2015 9:52:29 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Dyk that the African Grey Parrots have vocabularies of over 200 words and can understand sorpanese. ..purpsy knew that....Fuhgeddabouit

8/18/2015 10:27:07 PM Did you know?  
just_zoe1958
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,787)
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011


Did you know that I ride a broom, but Purple rides a bat?

8/18/2015 10:31:13 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Quote from just_zoe1958:
Did you know that I ride a broom, but Purple rides a bat?


And sorp witnessed....he stole the broom to play stickball and the bat to slug home runs

8/18/2015 11:55:48 PM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


Quote from sorpstar:
Dyk that the African Grey Parrots have vocabularies of over 200 words and can understand sorpanese. ..purpsy knew that....Fuhgeddabouit

you 2 made me laugh thank you...haven't in awhile.
im going to give up trying to date
and buy an african grey parrot......maybe we can have a good conversation...and it want eat much..sounds like a winner..
dyk.. how my mind works..

8/19/2015 12:42:49 AM Did you know?  

bigbogiman
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (23,851)
Corpus Christi, TX
64, joined Feb. 2011


dyk foot models say "toe cheese" before the photographer snaps the shot?

8/19/2015 8:21:25 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


Quote from purplesky56:
you 2 made me laugh thank you...haven't in awhile.
im going to give up trying to date
and buy an african grey parrot......maybe we can have a good conversation...and it want eat much..sounds like a winner..
dyk.. how my mind works..



Probably as sideways as mine.

DYK as we go forward in time people should be getting smarter?

8/19/2015 10:51:58 AM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Dyk there are 31,557,600 seconds in a year and many on DH may have spent their time on this site and worse of all you can't get that time back esp the ones with fake profiles...Fuhgeddabouit

8/19/2015 7:58:20 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
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Dyk that a cats urine glows under a blacklight...zoe time for a science experiment



[Edited 8/19/2015 8:00:55 PM ]

8/21/2015 9:36:14 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DIK it seems weeds grow faster than grass?

8/22/2015 3:46:34 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


Quote from sorpstar:
Dyk that a cats urine glows under a blacklight...zoe time for a science experiment

dyk sorp is now bird man lol..and also he must have really been bored on the day of this experiment..

8/22/2015 3:47:27 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
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Pearcy, AR
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Quote from lynyrd80:
Probably as sideways as mine.

DYK as we go forward in time people should be getting smarter?

did you ever see the movie sideways?

8/22/2015 8:36:45 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
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Quote from purplesky56:
did you ever see the movie sideways?


Do I have to admit that??

DYK it's better to be an egg than a ball?

8/22/2015 9:28:49 AM Did you know?  

sweetlime4u
Over 1,000 Posts (1,902)
Ocala, FL
53, joined Mar. 2014


(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)

8/23/2015 12:31:38 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK people fall into 4 categories yes,maybe, no, and hell no.

8/23/2015 4:14:13 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


of course i knew that
dyk you have to admit if you saw that movie he he ..

8/23/2015 2:18:55 PM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


Quote from purplesky56:
of course i knew that
dyk you have to admit if you saw that movie he he ..


Ok ok, unfortunately I have, really bad I bought the DVD. A really bad idea.


DYK most bad movies have all the good parts in the previews?

8/23/2015 2:57:59 PM Did you know?  

fixingme
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,337)
New Iberia, LA
62, joined Aug. 2010


Yes.

Did you know that if your aunt had balls she would be your uncle?

8/24/2015 12:29:55 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


well yeah..what a thought.
dyk ...some people are so ugly you have to put a paper bag over their head...that was bad..

8/24/2015 8:57:35 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


I have known people that you wanted a bag for yourself in case the it's fell off. Present company excluded.

DYK that some people are never happy?

8/25/2015 10:36:07 AM Did you know?  

sweetlime4u
Over 1,000 Posts (1,902)
Ocala, FL
53, joined Mar. 2014


Yes and I feel sorry for them.

DYK It takes more muscles to frown then to smile ..

8/25/2015 11:10:56 AM Did you know?  
just_zoe1958
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,787)
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from sorpstar:
Dyk that a cats urine glows under a blacklight...zoe time for a science experiment


I didn't know that, lol.

Did you know cats have whiskers on their legs?

8/26/2015 9:02:22 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK chickens do have lips?

8/26/2015 12:26:16 PM Did you know?  

sweetlime4u
Over 1,000 Posts (1,902)
Ocala, FL
53, joined Mar. 2014


No but they do have Peckers!....

DYK The normal human body is 82% water?

8/26/2015 3:13:54 PM Did you know?  

fixingme
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,337)
New Iberia, LA
62, joined Aug. 2010


Maybe.

Did you know that fish hair is used for making nets?

8/26/2015 6:43:53 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Sort of

Dyk years and years ago the horses Hoof was melted and used as glue. All of the unused animal parts that aren't fit for making hotdogs (horses don't usually end up in hotdogs) might end up as glue or gelatin. It is the protein that makes the glue sticky and the gelatin wiggly. The bones are ground up and used for fertilizer (bone meal).
Synthetic and other resin based glues have been used since the 20th century, rather than animal based.

8/26/2015 6:47:06 PM Did you know?  
just_zoe1958
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,787)
Burlington, VT
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Is that why this kid, that went to grade school with me, ate glue ...and liked it?

8/26/2015 8:16:19 PM Did you know?  

fixingme
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,337)
New Iberia, LA
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D Y K that five out of four people have trouble with fractions?

8/27/2015 11:01:22 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK four out of five equals .8?

8/27/2015 1:52:58 PM Did you know?  

sweetlime4u
Over 1,000 Posts (1,902)
Ocala, FL
53, joined Mar. 2014


No

DYK a hen can lay a egg and fart at the same time without breaking the egg?

8/27/2015 5:48:22 PM Did you know?  
just_zoe1958
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,787)
Burlington, VT
58, joined Dec. 2011


Did you know that my cat loves toasted marshmallows?

8/31/2015 12:31:27 AM Did you know?  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,296)
Pearcy, AR
63, joined Nov. 2010


dyk...they think the moon might be hollow???

8/31/2015 8:37:37 AM Did you know?  

lynyrd80
Over 2,000 Posts (2,926)
Wood River, NE
55, joined Jan. 2014


DYK weirdos are everywhere?

8/31/2015 12:03:43 PM Did you know?  

kitty97
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,820)
West Palm Beach, FL
61, joined Aug. 2011


DYK the Italian coldcut Mortadella is made from horse meat?

8/31/2015 1:01:17 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


That's false kitty in some parts of Italy Italians do eat horse meat as a delicacy like in in Bari which my late dad's parents are from bari who ate horse meat and can be bought in NYC still today at certain mks but mortadella is pork while no part of Italian eatable pig parts are wasted ...how I know we use to make food and ask them how it tasted then tell em it was horsemeat...a few laughs and more gagging from some...lol...Fuhgeddabouit

8/31/2015 2:51:15 PM Did you know?  

kitty97
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,820)
West Palm Beach, FL
61, joined Aug. 2011


I am allergic to horse products. I was made aware that Mortadella is frequently (but not always) made with horse meat. Because of the allergy I just skip Mortadella in general.

8/31/2015 3:03:05 PM Did you know?  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,741)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


Mortadella sliced very thin tastes great like prosciutto sliced thin over cantaloupe....all pork products... Even Pancetta is Italian bacon made of pork belly meat that is salt cured and spiced with black pepper ...if I'm cooking Italian I sneak American bacon in my pasta carbonara but not if relatives eat my cooking they know difference...