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9/19/2015 8:14:43 AM I get laid and u don't...  
rightguyforu92
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,482)
Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015


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9/19/2015 8:16:51 AM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.

9/19/2015 8:17:21 AM I get laid and u don't...  
ibeenseenitall
Over 2,000 Posts (2,805)
Weed, CA
36, joined Jul. 2014


Laid what does this mean? I score

9/19/2015 8:53:50 AM I get laid and u don't...  

helmholtzwatson
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,604)
Raleigh, NC
52, joined Jun. 2014




9/19/2015 9:00:49 AM I get laid and u don't...  
penguin_chill
Over 1,000 Posts (1,636)
Boca Raton, FL
43, joined Jun. 2015


Wtf is that?

9/19/2015 9:01:33 AM I get laid and u don't...  

patriottype
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,287)
Grand Prairie, TX
46, joined Jul. 2013


Quote from inknpink:
Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.
This post proves you were checking him out.......ROFL........

9/19/2015 9:02:00 AM I get laid and u don't...  
nyythawk
Over 1,000 Posts (1,216)
Denver, CO
54, joined Nov. 2010


There's a difference between WANTING vagina and GETTING vagina.

Note: People who actually DO get it, have no need/want of broadcasting they get it.

And we all know you're not a puter geek. THEY typically have brains.



[Edited 9/19/2015 9:02:49 AM ]

9/19/2015 9:06:23 AM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


I look at everyone's pics. That's kinda the point of having pictures keep up Pat!!

9/19/2015 9:07:50 AM I get laid and u don't...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (56,898)
Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from inknpink:
Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.


with this ^^ I shot coffee through my nose...

9/19/2015 9:10:51 AM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


No need to thank me

9/19/2015 9:17:06 AM I get laid and u don't...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (56,898)
Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013


Dont worry, I wont..

How's EJ...? Has he made it out to see you yet...?

9/19/2015 9:23:50 AM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


Ej has been so sick lately. He has an abscess that got infected because he was too stubborn to go sooner. I saw him the other day and it broke my heart . As soon as he's better I'm making the trip.

9/19/2015 9:26:55 AM I get laid and u don't...  
kinderbtch
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,832)
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Feb. 2015


Quote from inknpink:
Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.


Nuff said, OP

9/19/2015 9:29:18 AM I get laid and u don't...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (56,898)
Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from inknpink:
Ej has been so sick lately. He has an abscess that got infected because he was too stubborn to go sooner. I saw him the other day and it broke my heart . As soon as he's better I'm making the trip.


Yeah, a person cant ignore an abscess...Hope he gets to feeling better.. You have a safe trip..

9/19/2015 9:45:07 AM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


I do too Java and I'll send him your good wishes . This has pretty much made him bed bound.

9/19/2015 11:06:57 AM I get laid and u don't...  
cuileann
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,108)
San Antonio, TX
49, joined Aug. 2015


I'm not concerned about getting "laid".

9/19/2015 11:09:15 AM I get laid and u don't...  

falpeter
Sao Paulo
Brazil
28, joined Jul. 2014


Nah, you didn't


Jerking off in several positions does get you qualified for sex, but suit yourself....

9/19/2015 11:09:39 AM I get laid and u don't...  
lunaglider
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,586)
DPO, AA
97, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from inknpink:
Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.



9/19/2015 11:10:12 AM I get laid and u don't...  
no_einstein
Over 2,000 Posts (3,024)
Norcross, GA
40, joined May. 2015


Quote from inknpink:
I do too Java and I'll send him your good wishes . This has pretty much made him bed bound.


He should only be bed bound because you have him handcuffed



9/19/2015 11:19:16 AM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


Indeed, Holly!!

Anyone can get laid, its not an impressive feat.


True coco



[Edited 9/19/2015 11:20:41 AM ]

9/19/2015 11:20:47 AM I get laid and u don't...  

jer3552
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,484)
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013


Pink...what about buddypal///...now that would be a feat

9/19/2015 11:26:25 AM I get laid and u don't...  

gdaddy47
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,925)
Columbia, TN
69, joined Sep. 2009


Though I am a man OP those damn shorts you truly had the nerve to expose us to are the most ridiculous things I've seen in a long time. Got ego?

9/19/2015 11:43:08 AM I get laid and u don't...  

playingindirt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,346)
Eugene, OR
61, joined Mar. 2014


anybody can get laid. what makes you think you're special?

9/19/2015 11:45:40 AM I get laid and u don't...  
pinwizard09
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (43,235)
Shelbyville, KY
39, joined Jun. 2013


lol only f*gs and b*tches get laid

9/19/2015 11:45:46 AM I get laid and u don't...  

twining
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,998)
Anderson, SC
25, joined Jun. 2014


So are you confessing that that goat-sheep-human guy on the lunchables commercial is your offspring. So knew it

9/19/2015 11:47:01 AM I get laid and u don't...  

gdaddy47
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,925)
Columbia, TN
69, joined Sep. 2009


twining, FUNNEEEE

9/19/2015 12:29:43 PM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


Quote from pinwizard09:
lol only f*gs and b*tches get laid


So you're getting it on the daily?

9/19/2015 12:55:46 PM I get laid and u don't...  

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,287)
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014


I banged myself this mornin...


I was awesome as usual.

9/19/2015 12:57:28 PM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


Me too!! I was so good I made myself a great breakfast and called me thanking myself for a great time.

9/19/2015 12:58:55 PM I get laid and u don't...  
Bugzey
Over 2,000 Posts (3,261)
Red Bluff, CA
53, joined Aug. 2015


OP ya was it quality or was it.....

9/19/2015 1:03:07 PM I get laid and u don't...  

fishnthec
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,038)
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010


Quote from cuileann:
I'm not concerned about getting "laid".


Never actually admit this on a dating sight!

Why can't you just lie about this like all the other women?

9/19/2015 1:03:53 PM I get laid and u don't...  
Bugzey
Over 2,000 Posts (3,261)
Red Bluff, CA
53, joined Aug. 2015




9/19/2015 1:41:59 PM I get laid and u don't...  
leggsalloverr
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,044)
Beverly Hills, CA
58, joined May. 2014


Is this the part where we're all supposed to give a f**k?

9/19/2015 1:46:40 PM I get laid and u don't...  
rightguyforu92
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,482)
Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015


Quote from javajunkiejr:
with this ^^ I shot coffee through my nose...




9/19/2015 1:52:07 PM I get laid and u don't...  
pinwizard09
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (43,235)
Shelbyville, KY
39, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from inknpink:
So you're getting it on the daily?

omg i only wish

9/19/2015 3:13:54 PM I get laid and u don't...  

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,834)
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
online now!


Even after I'm done I'm mad at myslf!!

Who said,"We're better off single"???

9/19/2015 3:49:10 PM I get laid and u don't...  
4uijack
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,016)
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013


Did he blow his load in your a** or mouth, OPie?

9/19/2015 4:06:01 PM I get laid and u don't...  
kinderbtch
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,832)
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Feb. 2015


A large c*ck up your a** doesn't count as gettin laid, OP

9/19/2015 4:15:35 PM I get laid and u don't...  
inknpink
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,649)
Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015


Now you tell me this Mikey

9/19/2015 7:36:36 PM I get laid and u don't...  
rightguyforu92
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,482)
Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015


P*ssy smells, feels, looks, sounds, and tastes good.

9/19/2015 7:38:23 PM I get laid and u don't...  

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,834)
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
online now!


Quote from rightguyforu92:
ASS smells, feels, looks, sounds, and tastes good.


9/19/2015 7:59:54 PM I get laid and u don't...  

_bear_claws_
Over 2,000 Posts (3,741)
Chandler, AZ
53, joined Aug. 2014


OP ,

bragging and boasting means YOU AINT GETTING DIDLEY !!!!





9/19/2015 8:04:11 PM I get laid and u don't...  

falpeter
Sao Paulo
Brazil
28, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from leggsalloverr:
Is this the part where we're all supposed to give a f**k?


Isn't this thread about f**ks anyway?

Ok, aweful joke....I will be absent then....

9/22/2015 9:22:21 PM I get laid and u don't...  
rightguyforu92
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,482)
Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015


Ill let ya'll smell my finger so u know wat p*ssy smells like

9/22/2015 9:23:16 PM I get laid and u don't...  

twining
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,998)
Anderson, SC
25, joined Jun. 2014


I have a couple cats. I know what they smell like.

9/22/2015 9:25:36 PM I get laid and u don't...  

greeleybro
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,878)
Longmont, CO
49, joined Oct. 2013


I'm not getting laid.... anyone want to.help.me.out??

9/22/2015 9:26:36 PM I get laid and u don't...  

iam_resurrected
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,752)
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014


Hey Op, how long does it take your legs to retract from being bull legged to normal after you get laid?

9/22/2015 9:30:32 PM I get laid and u don't...  
jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,914)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from inknpink:
Now you tell me this Mikey
i think the op was talking about u

9/22/2015 9:43:16 PM I get laid and u don't...  

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,834)
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
online now!


I think OP wants 2 b like u!!^^^^^

9/23/2015 2:12:04 AM I get laid and u don't...  

bubbletea4me
Vancouver, BC
52, joined Feb. 2013


George Michael called.....after seeing you public bathroom photo, you are the right guy for him!

9/23/2015 2:16:04 AM I get laid and u don't...  
kinderbtch
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,832)
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Feb. 2015




9/23/2015 9:34:33 AM I get laid and u don't...  

calthropstu
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,438)
Phoenix, AZ
37, joined Aug. 2012


I am a computer geek, and when I try I get laid...
But I haven't really been trying for a good while. I have more important things to do. Plus, the women of this city kinda suck ass. Too many tattoos and piercings, too much disrespect, too much gold digging... I want a partner in life, not someone who will only drag me down.

9/23/2015 9:40:52 AM I get laid and u don't...  
littlems1020
Over 1,000 Posts (1,961)
Clovis, CA
46, joined May. 2011


Quote from fishnthec:
Never actually admit this on a dating sight!

Why can't you just lie about this like all the other women?


This cracked me up.

9/23/2015 9:48:00 AM I get laid and u don't...  

viper1e
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,297)
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from rightguyforu92:
I get laid and u don't... Cuz I'm not a computer geek on datehookup all day....unlike you.


Sheep don't count..

9/23/2015 9:57:28 AM I get laid and u don't...  

machug59
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,617)
Fairfield, CA
96, joined Dec. 2011


Those that feel they must publicly announce they get laid, are usually talking about their dreams.



9/23/2015 9:58:27 AM I get laid and u don't...  
littlems1020
Over 1,000 Posts (1,961)
Clovis, CA
46, joined May. 2011


Or themselves.

9/23/2015 1:07:35 PM I get laid and u don't...  

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (52,377)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


So what makes you so superior, OPie?

9/23/2015 1:11:32 PM I get laid and u don't...  
scoobs78
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,155)
Kansas City, MO
39, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from inknpink:
Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.


neither is talking half naked bathroom selfies of himself

9/23/2015 1:12:14 PM I get laid and u don't...  
scoobs78
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,155)
Kansas City, MO
39, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from machug59:
Those that feel they must publicly announce they get laid, are usually talking about their dreams.



been quite a few of those around here lately.

9/23/2015 1:15:24 PM I get laid and u don't...  
scoobs78
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,155)
Kansas City, MO
39, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from nyythawk:
There's a difference between WANTING vagina and GETTING vagina.

Note: People who actually DO get it, have no need/want of broadcasting they get it.

And we all know you're not a puter geek. THEY typically have brains.


this