9/19/2015 8:14:43 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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rightguyforu92

Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015
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Cuz I'm not a computer geek on datehookup all day....unlike you.
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!

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9/19/2015 8:16:51 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy. 
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9/19/2015 8:17:21 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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ibeenseenitall

Weed, CA
36, joined Jul. 2014
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Laid what does this mean? I score 
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9/19/2015 8:53:50 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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helmholtzwatson

Raleigh, NC
52, joined Jun. 2014
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9/19/2015 9:00:49 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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penguin_chill

Boca Raton, FL
43, joined Jun. 2015
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Wtf is that?
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9/19/2015 9:01:33 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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patriottype

Grand Prairie, TX
46, joined Jul. 2013
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Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy.  This post proves you were checking him out.......ROFL........
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9/19/2015 9:02:00 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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nyythawk

Denver, CO
54, joined Nov. 2010
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There's a difference between WANTING vagina and GETTING vagina.
Note: People who actually DO get it, have no need/want of broadcasting they get it.
And we all know you're not a puter geek. THEY typically have brains.
[Edited 9/19/2015 9:02:49 AM ]
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9/19/2015 9:06:23 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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I look at everyone's pics. That's kinda the point of having pictures keep up Pat!!
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9/19/2015 9:07:50 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013
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Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy. 
with this ^^ I shot coffee through my nose...
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9/19/2015 9:10:51 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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No need to thank me 
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9/19/2015 9:17:06 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013
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Dont worry, I wont..
How's EJ...? Has he made it out to see you yet...?
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9/19/2015 9:23:50 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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Ej has been so sick lately. He has an abscess that got infected because he was too stubborn to go sooner. I saw him the other day and it broke my heart . As soon as he's better I'm making the trip.
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9/19/2015 9:26:55 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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kinderbtch

Knoxville, TN
54, joined Feb. 2015
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Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy. 
Nuff said, OP
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9/19/2015 9:29:18 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013
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Ej has been so sick lately. He has an abscess that got infected because he was too stubborn to go sooner. I saw him the other day and it broke my heart  . As soon as he's better I'm making the trip.
Yeah, a person cant ignore an abscess...Hope he gets to feeling better.. You have a safe trip..
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9/19/2015 9:45:07 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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I do too Java and I'll send him your good wishes . This has pretty much made him bed bound.
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9/19/2015 11:06:57 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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cuileann

San Antonio, TX
49, joined Aug. 2015
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I'm not concerned about getting "laid".
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9/19/2015 11:09:15 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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falpeter
Sao Paulo
Brazil
28, joined Jul. 2014
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Nah, you didn't
Jerking off in several positions does get you qualified for sex, but suit yourself....
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9/19/2015 11:09:39 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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lunaglider

DPO, AA
97, joined Dec. 2013
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Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy. 

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9/19/2015 11:10:12 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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no_einstein

Norcross, GA
40, joined May. 2015
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I do too Java and I'll send him your good wishes  . This has pretty much made him bed bound.
He should only be bed bound because you have him handcuffed

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9/19/2015 11:19:16 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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Indeed, Holly!!
Anyone can get laid, its not an impressive feat.
True coco 
[Edited 9/19/2015 11:20:41 AM ]
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9/19/2015 11:20:47 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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Pink...what about buddypal///...now that would be a feat    
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9/19/2015 11:26:25 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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gdaddy47

Columbia, TN
69, joined Sep. 2009
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Though I am a man OP those damn shorts you truly had the nerve to expose us to are the most ridiculous things I've seen in a long time. Got ego?
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9/19/2015 11:43:08 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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playingindirt

Eugene, OR
61, joined Mar. 2014
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anybody can get laid. what makes you think you're special?
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9/19/2015 11:45:40 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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pinwizard09

Shelbyville, KY
39, joined Jun. 2013
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lol only f*gs and b*tches get laid
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9/19/2015 11:45:46 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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twining

Anderson, SC
25, joined Jun. 2014
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So are you confessing that that goat-sheep-human guy on the lunchables commercial is your offspring. So knew it
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9/19/2015 11:47:01 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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gdaddy47

Columbia, TN
69, joined Sep. 2009
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twining, FUNNEEEE
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9/19/2015 12:29:43 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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lol only f*gs and b*tches get laid
So you're getting it on the daily?
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9/19/2015 12:55:46 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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archer513

Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014
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I banged myself this mornin...
I was awesome as usual. 
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9/19/2015 12:57:28 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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Me too!! I was so good I made myself a great breakfast and called me thanking myself for a great time.
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9/19/2015 12:58:55 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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Bugzey

Red Bluff, CA
53, joined Aug. 2015
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OP ya was it quality or was it..... 
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9/19/2015 1:03:07 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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fishnthec

Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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I'm not concerned about getting "laid".
Never actually admit this on a dating sight!
Why can't you just lie about this like all the other women?  
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9/19/2015 1:03:53 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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Bugzey

Red Bluff, CA
53, joined Aug. 2015
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9/19/2015 1:41:59 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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leggsalloverr

Beverly Hills, CA
58, joined May. 2014
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Is this the part where we're all supposed to give a f**k?
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9/19/2015 1:46:40 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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rightguyforu92

Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015
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with this ^^ I shot coffee through my nose... 
  
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9/19/2015 1:52:07 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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pinwizard09

Shelbyville, KY
39, joined Jun. 2013
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So you're getting it on the daily?
omg i only wish 
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9/19/2015 3:13:54 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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apokernut

Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
online now!
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Even after I'm done I'm mad at myslf!!
Who said,"We're better off single"???
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9/19/2015 3:49:10 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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4uijack

New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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Did he blow his load in your a** or mouth, OPie?
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9/19/2015 4:06:01 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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kinderbtch

Knoxville, TN
54, joined Feb. 2015
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A large c*ck up your a** doesn't count as gettin laid, OP
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9/19/2015 4:15:35 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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inknpink

Castle Rock, CO
32, joined Feb. 2015
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Now you tell me this Mikey 
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9/19/2015 7:36:36 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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rightguyforu92

Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015
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P*ssy smells, feels, looks, sounds, and tastes good.
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9/19/2015 7:38:23 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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apokernut

Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
online now!
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ASS smells, feels, looks, sounds, and tastes good.
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9/19/2015 7:59:54 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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_bear_claws_

Chandler, AZ
53, joined Aug. 2014
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OP ,
bragging and boasting means YOU AINT GETTING DIDLEY !!!! 
  
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9/19/2015 8:04:11 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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falpeter
Sao Paulo
Brazil
28, joined Jul. 2014
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Is this the part where we're all supposed to give a f**k? 
Isn't this thread about f**ks anyway?
Ok, aweful joke....I will be absent then....
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9/22/2015 9:22:21 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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rightguyforu92

Lisle, IL
39, joined Feb. 2015
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Ill let ya'll smell my finger so u know wat p*ssy smells like
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9/22/2015 9:23:16 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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twining

Anderson, SC
25, joined Jun. 2014
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I have a couple cats. I know what they smell like.
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9/22/2015 9:25:36 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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greeleybro

Longmont, CO
49, joined Oct. 2013
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I'm not getting laid.... anyone want to.help.me.out??
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9/22/2015 9:26:36 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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iam_resurrected

Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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Hey Op, how long does it take your legs to retract from being bull legged to normal after you get laid?
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9/22/2015 9:30:32 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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jester0011

Lake Waccamaw, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Now you tell me this Mikey  i think the op was talking about u
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9/22/2015 9:43:16 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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apokernut

Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
online now!
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I think OP wants 2 b like u!!^^^^^
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9/23/2015 2:12:04 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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bubbletea4me
Vancouver, BC
52, joined Feb. 2013
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George Michael called.....after seeing you public bathroom photo, you are the right guy for him!
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9/23/2015 2:16:04 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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kinderbtch

Knoxville, TN
54, joined Feb. 2015
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9/23/2015 9:34:33 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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calthropstu

Phoenix, AZ
37, joined Aug. 2012
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I am a computer geek, and when I try I get laid...
But I haven't really been trying for a good while. I have more important things to do. Plus, the women of this city kinda suck ass. Too many tattoos and piercings, too much disrespect, too much gold digging... I want a partner in life, not someone who will only drag me down.
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9/23/2015 9:40:52 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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littlems1020

Clovis, CA
46, joined May. 2011
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This cracked me up. 
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9/23/2015 9:48:00 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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viper1e

Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013
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I get laid and u don't... Cuz I'm not a computer geek on datehookup all day....unlike you.
Sheep don't count.. 
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9/23/2015 9:57:28 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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machug59

Fairfield, CA
96, joined Dec. 2011
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Those that feel they must publicly announce they get laid, are usually talking about their dreams.

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9/23/2015 9:58:27 AM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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littlems1020

Clovis, CA
46, joined May. 2011
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Or themselves.
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9/23/2015 1:07:35 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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driver406

Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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So what makes you so superior, OPie? 
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9/23/2015 1:11:32 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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scoobs78

Kansas City, MO
39, joined Jun. 2013
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Wearing them shorts you aren't getting p*ssy. 
neither is talking half naked bathroom selfies of himself
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9/23/2015 1:12:14 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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scoobs78

Kansas City, MO
39, joined Jun. 2013
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Those that feel they must publicly announce they get laid, are usually talking about their dreams.

been quite a few of those around here lately.
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9/23/2015 1:15:24 PM |
I get laid and u don't... |
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scoobs78

Kansas City, MO
39, joined Jun. 2013
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There's a difference between WANTING vagina and GETTING vagina.
Note: People who actually DO get it, have no need/want of broadcasting they get it.
And we all know you're not a puter geek. THEY typically have brains.
 this
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