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Last Online: Yesterday |
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| Location: |
Saint Paul Minnesota |
| Zip Code: |
55118 |
| Age: |
63, Pisces |
| Height: |
5 ft. 8 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Blonde, Green |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Very Conservative |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
$25,000 - $50,000 |
| Job: |
Self-Employed |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
About me? I need to say something EXCITING  , yes to catch your attention. Well, maybe I'll think of something later. What am I looking for? SPRING!  The sooner the better! Myself? I am a college grad, triple major, like to travel and eat out. If the weather is credible I like to hike, visit historic areas. Still have that boyish grin  , no, no, more like  . You ever notice that none of these smileys have a nose? I can make people laugh and am laid back. What am I looking for? A woman of course, great smile, easy to get along with, preferably goes to Mass every week, faithful, weight proportional. Don't even ask me if your (fill in name of thing here) makes your butt look big! I'm NOT stupid enough to try to answer that. Attractive is a plus, you'll cook? A HUGE plus! No, I won't hit on you for sex all the time. The plumbing doesn't work anyhow.
Well I have been chastitied for not specifying that I am straight! Would a very conservative Catholic usher and former sacristan be anything else??????? But I know this may not be specific enough for some soooooooooooooooo I AM STRAIGHT!!!  Straight, OK? I am only looking for a woman. They won't date me, but I want a woman. There must be some woman on here who isn't a feminist. Isn't there? 
Now more than one has told me that my profile is great and that I am very funny, but that's as far as it goes! So I'm funny and easy to get along with, but it never leads anywhere like correspondence, phone calls or dates!  What's up with this?  Give a guy a break, you know? I don't bite though I have all my own teeth. I'm willing to date though it's been decades and let's see what happens, ok? At best I'll be just what you're looking for and if not, at least you got dinner out of the deal.
Now! Have you ever noticed that the yellow banana dances all the time, but the purple one stops to rest now and then? He's resting right now!  What do you suppose is up with that?!?!?!?!? As I'm looking at the icons I see NO yellow banana! Has he been kidnapped? Is he on vacation???? Has he been EATEN?!?!??! GASP! I'm sure they'll come up with a conspiracy theory for this.
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