9/19/2015 9:36:47 AM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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Winner will have their words as my bio.
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9/19/2015 10:27:22 AM |
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ron10000
Green Bay, WI
69, joined Oct. 2008
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This will not fly. No one knows you so only you can write about you.
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9/19/2015 10:42:52 AM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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This will not fly. No one knows you so only you can write about you.
That's the point. It doesn't matter what it says. Words under a pic doesn't let anyone know me. Meeting someone for 5 mns in the street equates to 5 weeks of 'chatting' here.
But thanks for your ultimate wisdom.
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9/19/2015 10:44:54 AM |
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riflessivo
AlmafuerteStaffordshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jan. 2014
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But you actually write one. I'd be more than happy to help review it
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9/19/2015 11:06:06 AM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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But you actually write one. I'd be more than happy to help review it
Do this social experiment. Let's see what happens
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9/19/2015 11:12:08 AM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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And just so we are clear, I have written my bio, several times. Each one to include a different side of me.
If I had not ventured into the forums, I wouldn't even be here.
So, waste some time with me, I'll post any results if someone actually has that magic bs people will respond too
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9/19/2015 11:12:14 AM |
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riflessivo
AlmafuerteStaffordshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jan. 2014
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Do this social experiment. Let's see what happens
C'mon dude I'm blonde not stupid
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9/19/2015 11:22:14 AM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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C'mon dude I'm blonde not stupid
Point proven. I just used words to explain why I thought this would be a fun experiment.
Aka, letting anyone to read this, 'know me' , and you call bs.
Bleh
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9/19/2015 11:28:41 AM |
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riflessivo
AlmafuerteStaffordshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jan. 2014
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Nobody here can write a profile for you because none of us know you
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9/19/2015 12:12:41 PM |
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elkgroveca
Elk Grove, CA
97, joined May. 2012
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I could write you a profile. But first you must complete the basics information yourself.
Fill out the interest section at the bottom of the profile and also answer the question about kids. Do you have any children? Remove your income from the profile. Put a description on your photos, the year and what you were doing. You have been on here since 2013 and just seeing this is not working so give others some help and complete the basics profile info because no one is going to spend time on someone that has spent so little time or effort on them self. Do you think they may need to know more than “Hello hello” to help you?
Personally I think your request is like your profile. You offer nothing and come off as another man child looking for some woman to create a social world for you.
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9/19/2015 12:26:09 PM |
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elkgroveca
Elk Grove, CA
97, joined May. 2012
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Disclaimer:
Do you need the writer of your profile to go on the first dates with you so they can carry on the conversation for you too?
[Edited 9/19/2015 12:27:56 PM ]
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9/19/2015 1:10:02 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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Lol.
Look, if someone would have written 'I'm a d*ck tard ' I would have used that.
For a site so full of bs, you guys got real serious all of the sudden.
I didn't ask any gender for this. I asked everyone.
And no, no way would I let an uptight assuming conspiracy theorist such as yourself go on a first date for me.
Where are the sarcastic a**holes?
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9/19/2015 1:24:18 PM |
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riflessivo
AlmafuerteStaffordshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jan. 2014
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Not usually in this forum. But you already introduced yourself in introductions. You'll find the "Assholes" tend to hang there.
But maybe just be honest and write you're an a**hole on your profile and save everyone the bother.
#Notinthemoodfora**holes
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9/19/2015 1:30:13 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Ok..oh pick me!!
I'm a complete pompous a** taurus,I'm a narcissistic bastered too.I seek to clearly find only a woman for sex.I'm very dominant,unless you want to peg me..ok I'll bend over cause I always wanted to have a dildo up my a** occasionally to remind me about compramise.So..message me..
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9/19/2015 1:54:25 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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Winner winner!
Now let's see what happens.
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9/19/2015 2:13:52 PM |
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joe182121
Bourbonnais, IL
64, joined Aug. 2013
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I would have called you an AW, however I think you're just bored.
The bottom line is no effort = no results, and no one here is going to make that effort for you, so either take DH at least serious enough to write at least a good attempt at a profile that describes you, or don't waste the reviewers time...
Most of the reviewers here are willing to make an effort to help an OP create the best profile for that individual, however most of that effort has to come from an OP who takes himself serious enough to do the obvious...
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9/19/2015 2:27:50 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Winner winner!
Now let's see what happens.
Lmao..ya can my username and blame it on me,I'm always in trouble up in forums.Bahaaaaa.
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9/19/2015 2:35:26 PM |
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babycakes0101
Blue Ridge, GA
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Never fear ... The a**holes are here!
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9/19/2015 2:40:49 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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9/19/2015 2:48:04 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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I would have called you an AW, however I think you're just bored.
The bottom line is no effort = no results, and no one here is going to make that effort for you, so either take DH at least serious enough to write at least a good attempt at a profile that describes you, or don't waste the reviewers time...
Most of the reviewers here are willing to make an effort to help an OP create the best profile for that individual, however most of that effort has to come from an OP who takes himself serious enough to do the obvious...
I agree. As elk pointed out, I've been on here for a couple years. I have sides of me, as anyone. I've tried all of them, tried heartfelt, blunt, and imploring as well.
I've had positive responses to some and have gone on dates only to be catfished. I almost ditched this place completely but started to read the forums. I saw a community here and decided to jump in.
I honestly believe finding my partner on dh won't happen. So why not have fun with it?
The fact that the response to my post was completely negative just shows that 3% of language communication isn't enough to really know anyone here.
I've had good conversations with people but the moment I suggest a fcking coffee meet and greet, they slid to 'getting to know me better first'. How, over this medium, can anyone even come close to knowing another person?
Anywho, the vent felt good.
Grassyass (that's Spanish for thank you)
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9/19/2015 2:51:10 PM |
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babycakes0101
Blue Ridge, GA
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Lol I like his smartass
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9/19/2015 2:57:02 PM |
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ron10000
Green Bay, WI
69, joined Oct. 2008
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Lol I like his smartass
Don't we all like a little ass!
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9/19/2015 3:10:54 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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Lol I like his smartass
Let's smash babycakes. My profile says it all
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9/19/2015 3:34:24 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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.Ok gotta go to my stomping grounds..cause Ima sex n dating disaster..
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9/19/2015 4:25:50 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Oh,add
P.S..my jizz tastes like fresh pineapple..
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9/19/2015 4:53:36 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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I like juice!!!
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9/19/2015 4:55:22 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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Oh,add
P.S..my jizz tastes like fresh pineapple. .
Done.
I wonder if the vag pics I get will increase or decrease?
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9/19/2015 5:24:43 PM |
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babycakes0101
Blue Ridge, GA
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Be very careful what you wish for lol
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9/19/2015 5:54:34 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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Be very careful what you wish for lol
Christ... I wished for you.
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9/19/2015 5:59:30 PM |
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babycakes0101
Blue Ridge, GA
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Lol like I said ...
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9/19/2015 6:07:21 PM |
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ron10000
Green Bay, WI
69, joined Oct. 2008
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Ok..oh pick me!!
I'm a complete pompous a** taurus,I'm a narcissistic bastered too.I seek to clearly find only a woman for sex.I'm very dominant,unless you want to peg me..ok I'll bend over cause I always wanted to have a dildo up my a** occasionally to remind me about compramise.So..message me. .
Cheri, I am in love!!!
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9/19/2015 6:33:35 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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I'm used to getting blocked,shit...there goes my reputation..
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9/19/2015 8:36:25 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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Let's work on that reputation. ^^
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9/20/2015 7:58:56 PM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Lmao...I'm going to find you,and beat you senseless jack..
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9/20/2015 8:19:50 PM |
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nothingneeded
Johnston, IA
47, joined Sep. 2014
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Here it is:
I have two children (as you can see). Im smart, but not smart enough to not post pictures my kids.
Im looking to date, but not too serious, who knows where it may lead.
I like going to bars, movies, i stay active and work out a few times a week.
Looking for a fun partner that enjoys having fun and who likes kids.
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9/21/2015 5:28:24 AM |
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my2sunshine
Pulaski, NY
50, joined Apr. 2013
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Lmao...I'm going to find you,and beat you senseless jack. .
I think Jack would like that!
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9/21/2015 8:13:49 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
61, joined Apr. 2011
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I'll write your profile.
and you'll get a lot of emails too.
but it will cost you $500 bucks.
$100 extra, if I include my c*ck shot and you use it as yours.
but, its your problem when they meet you and find out your just another turkey with a small d*ck.....
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9/21/2015 2:08:07 PM |
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joe182121
Bourbonnais, IL
64, joined Aug. 2013
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I agree. As elk pointed out, I've been on here for a couple years. I have sides of me, as anyone. I've tried all of them, tried heartfelt, blunt, and imploring as well.
I've had positive responses to some and have gone on dates only to be catfished. I almost ditched this place completely but started to read the forums. I saw a community here and decided to jump in.
I honestly believe finding my partner on dh won't happen. So why not have fun with it?
The fact that the response to my post was completely negative just shows that 3% of language communication isn't enough to really know anyone here.
I've had good conversations with people but the moment I suggest a fcking coffee meet and greet, they slid to 'getting to know me better first'. How, over this medium, can anyone even come close to knowing another person?
Anywho, the vent felt good.
Grassyass (that's Spanish for thank you)
The trick here is to develop a strategy that will help improve the odds and that's the most you can expect. You're right that communication is very lacking at this, or any other website and that's why a good strategy is needed to make each communication a worthwhile one.
In developing a good strategy and finding the best way to write your profile to get the best results, you always have to remember that the most important thing is to put your best foot forward. That's going to mean a lot of things. You don't want to put negative comments in a profile, and there are many things you should think twice about adding also, if not three times.
One more thing that will always improve your chances is to be open to modifying it whenever you get an inspiration that something needs to be tweaked a little here or there.
Good luck with your editing....
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9/21/2015 2:57:28 PM |
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xchargedx
Omaha, NE
37, joined Dec. 2013
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I'll write your profile.
and you'll get a lot of emails too.
but it will cost you $500 bucks.
$100 extra, if I include my c*ck shot and you use it as yours.
but, its your problem when they meet you and find out your just another turkey with a small d*ck.....
Deal, but only if it's a money gram to another country
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9/21/2015 9:48:08 PM |
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my2sunshine
Pulaski, NY
50, joined Apr. 2013
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$100 extra, if I include my c*ck shot and you use it as yours.
but, its your problem when they meet you and find out your just another turkey with a small d*ck.....
Now Bee...an extra $100 doesn't seem fair when you been giving the ladies free views for years!
I have friends in Canada he can send the check to if he still willing to pay!
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