| 11/30/2015 10:49:55 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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the only time she opens up is when she's drunk
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| 11/30/2015 10:53:55 AM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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She gives you a birthday card but it's not your birthday. It's the other guys birthday.
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| 11/30/2015 2:08:51 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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the only time she opens up is when she's drunk
A man who actually WANTS a woman to open up to him? Holy cow, I didn't think there was a single available batchelor left in the world who would think that way.... I am in aww....
OT - when the only time he calls is when he is horny.
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| 11/30/2015 2:13:20 PM |
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justcruzin64
Felton, CA
51, joined Apr. 2012
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A man who actually WANTS a woman to open up to him? Holy cow, I didn't think there was a single available batchelor left in the world who would think that way.... I am in aww....
OT - when the only time he calls is when he is horny.
Ummm i think he meant her legs  
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| 11/30/2015 2:17:27 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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Oh my
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| 11/30/2015 2:46:06 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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Bwahaha... that would be more typical.... lol... he didn't deny it either, damn, men are still generalized as men after all. For a moment I had a glimmer of hope... oh well...lol
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| 11/30/2015 2:48:38 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
42, joined Jan. 2014
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Bwahaha... that would be more typical.... lol... he didn't deny it either, damn, men are still generalized as men after all. For a moment I had a glimmer of hope... oh well...lol
You mean open up to talk ? Bwahaha good luck with that lol
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| 11/30/2015 4:19:39 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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You mean open up to talk ? Bwahaha good luck with that lol
Look above, the post was to the effect if she only opened up while drunk.... I thought that was weird for a guy to complain about... then someone added a thought that he was talking about her legs, not to talk... which put all men back into the "men" category...lol... I try not to generalize, but if the shoe fits...lol
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| 11/30/2015 4:32:57 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
42, joined Jan. 2014
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Look above, the post was to the effect if she only opened up while drunk.... I thought that was weird for a guy to complain about... then someone added a thought that he was talking about her legs, not to talk... which put all men back into the "men" category...lol... I try not to generalize, but if the shoe fits...lol
Yeah I got all that ...and you might be right statistically for every innuendo here the shoe would generally fit...rare is the instance for something other than carnal direction...that's why I said good luck with that.
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| 11/30/2015 4:42:41 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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Yeah I got all that ...and you might be right statistically for every innuendo here the shoe would generally fit...rare is the instance for something other than carnal direction...that's why I said good luck with that.
I still want the original poster to clarify... lol
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| 11/30/2015 5:30:15 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
42, joined Jan. 2014
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I still want the original poster to clarify... lol
Oh you're still hoping
Hope is good
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| 11/30/2015 5:37:40 PM |
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peacetillthedwn
Charlotte, NC
49, joined May. 2014
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When she leaves you on your birthday for a younger man then when the younger man steals her car and dogs her out she calls you back saying you where the best thing that ever happened to her.My bad over sharing again
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| 11/30/2015 6:25:06 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when she asks to use your charge card to shop for your presents
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| 11/30/2015 7:52:40 PM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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When he asks to to pick up a gift for his girlfriend's birthday and yours had already past 
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| 11/30/2015 8:38:15 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when dildo's out number the pillows on your bed
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| 11/30/2015 10:13:02 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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When you have a shouting match loud enough for the neighbors to hear and every other few words include a "f#@k you".
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| 11/30/2015 11:28:00 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Her legs are suddenly hairier than yours
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| 12/1/2015 12:16:45 AM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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When he stops trimming his nose and/or ear hair.
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| 12/1/2015 6:36:40 AM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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When they just don't have anything to do with ya...maybe
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| 12/1/2015 1:55:40 PM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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When their idea of getting to know you is telling you about the drama in their immediate life. Yet won't share anything about their childhood or upbringing.
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| 12/1/2015 2:01:57 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when your man cave starts looking like Martha Stewart was there
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| 12/1/2015 2:07:15 PM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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when your man cave starts looking like Martha Stewart was there
Oh Hell No!!!! 
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| 12/1/2015 4:51:30 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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when your man cave starts looking like Martha Stewart was there
. Good one.
OT. When you're served a restraining order.
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| 12/1/2015 11:21:45 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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. Good one.
OT. When you're served a restraining order.
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| 12/1/2015 11:58:49 PM |
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mr_playdate69
Garner, NC
49, joined Feb. 2014
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^then that was you're fault bet ya don't do it again
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| 12/2/2015 1:17:48 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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ofcourse I did.
...my way.
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| 12/2/2015 5:48:48 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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a few years ago,I gave this gal the green light on painting my frontroom and the connecting room. I got home and I swear,she had pink,bright green,baby blue....I felt like it was Easter
Ouch that'd suck.
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| 12/2/2015 6:06:39 PM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
52, joined Sep. 2014
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When he comes in and ask "what's for dinner Woman" ...F*ck to the Naw right there..I'll spit in his food..
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| 12/2/2015 6:09:06 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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When he comes in and ask "what's for dinner Woman" ...F*ck to the Naw right there..I'll spit in his food..
Someone I know fed her husband canned dog food. He was too drunk to notice it. 
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| 12/2/2015 7:29:20 PM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
52, joined Sep. 2014
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Yuck!! But I like your friend already!!
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| 12/2/2015 7:54:48 PM |
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prefer2
La Crosse, WI
52, joined Jan. 2012
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When you make love in the morning, talk about the weekend and come home and they've moved out
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| 12/2/2015 8:10:21 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Oh you'll meet her if you make it to Az. She's a trip.
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| 12/3/2015 4:25:02 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when you meet up with a chick in a bar,and her shirt reads "I love wieners".
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| 12/3/2015 6:15:41 PM |
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anywhereusa
Converse, TX
53, joined Dec. 2009
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When you find out the person you're interested in is actually a long lost cousin. 
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| 12/3/2015 6:22:30 PM |
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cjsassy72
Berthoud, CO
45, joined Sep. 2014
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When you constantly talk about your ex the whole entire conversation!!
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| 12/3/2015 6:31:00 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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When they bring in a big bag of McDonald's and you ask what they got. They guiltily give you a small bag of fries and an apple pie.
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| 12/3/2015 6:34:32 PM |
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eddies_back
Kane, PA
48, joined Sep. 2013
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When you make love in the morning, talk about the weekend and come home and they've moved out
^^He said "Make love"..
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| 12/3/2015 6:59:13 PM |
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cjsassy72
Berthoud, CO
45, joined Sep. 2014
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If you constantly just want to f**k...without passionate love....
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| 12/3/2015 8:32:41 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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When you are slapped in the face with the reality of how badly he ruined your credit, with his grand exit on to greener pastures.
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| 12/3/2015 9:07:54 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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When you find out the person you're interested in is actually a long lost cousin.
Ouch!
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| 12/3/2015 9:10:07 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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Haahahah... missed that one ^^
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| 12/3/2015 9:14:59 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Hey Hopeless 
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| 12/4/2015 6:49:25 AM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
52, joined Sep. 2014
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When he stops letting me be on top!!!
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| 12/4/2015 11:30:45 AM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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Hello esty!!
Hope this TGIF has found you happy and healthy!
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| 12/4/2015 11:45:29 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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When she tries to make you trade your sports car in for a minivan
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| 12/4/2015 11:47:26 AM |
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eddies_back
Kane, PA
48, joined Sep. 2013
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If you constantly just want to f**k...without passionate love....
Not what I meant..
If you make love in the morning then ditches ya that same day..is that love..
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| 12/4/2015 11:56:58 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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When you can't stand the thought of driving home so you pull over & bawl.
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| 12/4/2015 12:35:03 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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When u realize ur not the one they need...u move on so they can have happiness with someone else ...
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| 12/4/2015 1:48:30 PM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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When she starts showing more then just her Art.
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| 12/4/2015 5:06:57 PM |
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eddies_back
Kane, PA
48, joined Sep. 2013
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When they have more reasons not to get to know then to give it a chance..
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| 12/5/2015 9:41:16 AM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
45, joined Jun. 2015
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When you no longer care about their feelings or happiness.
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| 12/5/2015 9:44:30 AM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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When he starts stealing from your child/children.
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| 12/5/2015 10:38:54 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when she invites a group of friends over,and they're all wearing burka's
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| 12/5/2015 11:18:15 AM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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When you can walk throufh the room nekkid and he doesnt notice
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| 12/5/2015 9:41:16 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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When she hints for some slap and tickle, but you dig out her B.O.B. and hand it to her.
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| 12/6/2015 4:53:38 AM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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When all of her answers are single sentences and she tells you nothing about herself
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| 12/6/2015 9:41:49 AM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
52, joined Sep. 2014
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When he become more of a b*tch than I am!!
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| 12/6/2015 10:00:41 AM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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When he become more of a b*tch than I am!!
OT-When they kick your pets. 
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| 12/6/2015 10:43:16 AM |
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mva_0615
Avon Lake, OH
49, joined Aug. 2013
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When you can't stand the thought of driving home so you pull over & bawl.
I used to do that a few times every week. I never cried, I just kept driving around...
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| 12/6/2015 10:46:29 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when all of her friends are in f**ked up relationships,so they don't treat you as a man...any different
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