11/27/2015 1:24:35 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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11/27/2015 1:31:07 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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She introduces you to her other 12 boyfriends
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11/27/2015 1:37:16 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
42, joined Jan. 2014
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When she starts faking it ..
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11/27/2015 1:50:33 PM |
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mr_playdate69
Garner, NC
49, joined Feb. 2014
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The door locks are changed
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11/27/2015 1:52:47 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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When u start passing each other in the hall without touching or speaking
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11/27/2015 1:54:06 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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When u start passing each other in the hall without touching or speaking
.. and the closest to sex is muttering "f**k you" while passing.
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11/27/2015 1:55:58 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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It was always sex standing up cuz I couldn't stand the drunk motherf**ker
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11/27/2015 5:01:22 PM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
51, joined Sep. 2014
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When she starts faking it ..
When do we not fake it??? Just curious..
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11/27/2015 6:18:34 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Who??, is moving On with my life?
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11/27/2015 7:16:24 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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When do we not fake it??? Just curious..
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11/27/2015 7:32:56 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Somebody's not doing it right.
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11/27/2015 7:36:03 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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Is there an art to it?
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11/27/2015 7:42:02 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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????? Moving on with your wipe.
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11/27/2015 7:48:33 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Okay start with Brownies Primer.
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11/27/2015 7:50:35 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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What's that?
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11/27/2015 7:54:15 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Mmm...a doodle.
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11/27/2015 7:55:56 PM |
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lo0n_shine
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Nov. 2015
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Oky doky...whatever works for u
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11/27/2015 8:01:26 PM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
51, joined Sep. 2014
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Brownies primer sounds like the wrong hole!!!
So yes, mostly we are doing it wrong I guess...
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11/27/2015 8:13:33 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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OT When they are with a girl in their FB profile pic.
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11/27/2015 8:15:13 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Be bold.
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11/27/2015 8:21:26 PM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Esty and the Family on we're way to the border ..
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11/27/2015 8:25:41 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Esty and the Family on we're way to the border ..
Toodles...
To Jamaica?
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11/27/2015 8:31:43 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Esty and the Family on we're way to the border ..
* on their way. You're welcome.
That's funny.
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11/28/2015 7:42:01 AM |
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
51, joined Sep. 2014
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That is funny....
When you see him press the the window lock button just before letting out a big stinky fart!!! With wild laughter to follow!!
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11/28/2015 9:29:24 AM |
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mr_playdate69
Garner, NC
49, joined Feb. 2014
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When they won't let you see what is going in your food
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11/28/2015 10:20:26 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the pool guy is at your house when you pull up,because he always seems to be forgetting something.
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11/28/2015 11:19:33 AM |
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trk182
Jeffersonville, IN
48, joined Feb. 2012
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When they keep asking you 'What type of funeral do you want?'
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11/28/2015 12:03:22 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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when the pool guy is at your house when you pull up,because he always seems to be forgetting something.
Specially if they don't even have a pool.
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11/28/2015 12:20:12 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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True!! that's when he repeatedly says "I keep going to the wrong house"
If she makes you a birthday cake,but...accidentally puts another guy's name on it
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11/28/2015 12:29:49 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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When you miss his bed because he has a better mattress than you, rather then what happens on the mattress with him.
LOL - sorry
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11/28/2015 12:29:55 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Pony,
Sometimes I wonder about your ex's.
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11/28/2015 12:41:13 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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When you miss his bed because he has a better mattress than you, rather then what happens on the mattress with him.
LOL - sorry
I think a lot of women unfortunately feel that way
OT: she pulls up in traffic with her new guy and smiles at you like a damn monkey.
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11/28/2015 12:47:58 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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I think a lot of women unfortunately feel that way
Maybe more foreplay?
OT- When you want to burn your bed, because that was the last place you saw him.
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11/28/2015 12:50:39 PM |
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cjsassy72
Berthoud, CO
45, joined Sep. 2014
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When your cleaning lady comes over every other day....not once a week....
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11/28/2015 12:53:46 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Maybe more foreplay?
This discussion was laid out yesterday.
90 seconds more than ample time for foreplay, doing the dirty, cleanup, and a decent start for the after sandwich
I kid, I kid!
OT: Divulges bedroom things to her mother, sister, friends, hair dresser... everyone but you what the problem is
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11/28/2015 1:00:29 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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This discussion was laid out yesterday.
90 seconds more than ample time for foreplay, doing the dirty, cleanup, and a decent start for the after sandwich
I kid, I kid!
LOL guess I missed that conversation...
OT - when he spends more time on a dating website than communicating with you.
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11/28/2015 2:04:57 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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thats wrong??...
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11/28/2015 2:23:58 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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thats wrong??...
Hahahaha..... now if Maybe the dating website is 'where' he communicates with her, then maybe it would be a good thing.
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11/28/2015 2:25:25 PM |
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mva_0615
Avon Lake, OH
49, joined Aug. 2013
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When you just lay there and throw out a moan every so often
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11/28/2015 4:58:35 PM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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I'm hoping UCLA gets moving on ..
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11/28/2015 5:01:29 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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Pony,
Sometimes I wonder about your ex's.
I never do.
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11/28/2015 7:31:03 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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When you run into him at the store, with the girlfriend he swears didn't exsist.
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11/28/2015 7:32:32 PM |
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rag_a_muffin
Sichuan
China
46, joined Jul. 2015
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When you run into him at the store, with the girlfriend he swears didn't exsist.
Did that really happen to you? YIKES!
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11/28/2015 7:34:55 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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Did that really happen to you? YIKES!
Hahahah... yeah, My ex husband is special... least after that, he finally signed the divorce papers.
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11/28/2015 7:55:03 PM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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When you receive a dead fish wrapped in newspaper on your front porch ....
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11/28/2015 8:03:54 PM |
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mr_playdate69
Garner, NC
49, joined Feb. 2014
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Is that like a horse head in bed
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11/28/2015 8:26:15 PM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
48, joined Feb. 2013
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She shows up late for a date with jizz on her chin
Yes, I know her .
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11/29/2015 3:35:55 AM |
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mr_playdate69
Garner, NC
49, joined Feb. 2014
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You find rat poison in the medicine cabinet
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11/29/2015 9:42:01 AM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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When you can't even wish him a happy birthday because you deleted his phone number and made yourself forget it.
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11/29/2015 10:28:14 AM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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When the sex stops and you notice a jar of peanut butter always in her purse. Kinda explains why the dog has been following her everywhere.
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11/29/2015 12:41:36 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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She moves all your shit on to the front lawn and has the locks changed while you're at work.
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11/29/2015 12:42:45 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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She moves all your shit on to the front lawn and has the locks changed while you're at work.
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11/29/2015 12:47:15 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Means "I've moved on, MOTHAF**KA! Time for you to as well!"
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11/29/2015 12:56:39 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when she answers her phone in only one ring...and walks away to talk on it in the next room
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11/29/2015 2:45:19 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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She moves all your shit on to the front lawn and has the locks changed while you're at work.
This isn't acceptable? LOL It goes both ways....Hahaha... My first husband did this to me. I always laugh when I think about standing in the yard and having my clothes rain down on me from the second story window.
OT: When you can no longer remember what they look like.
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11/29/2015 2:48:03 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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I'm positive it goes both ways.
It reminds me of an episode of COPS where a douche boyfriend had all his shit thrown in a dumpster. Called the cops, agreed to leave but wanted to get the rest of his stuff out of the apartment. Started throwing a hissy fit when the girl said he couldn't take something.
That show is pure entertainment!
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11/29/2015 2:51:16 PM |
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hopelessinogden
Ogden, UT
44, joined Jun. 2015
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I will have to look it up...lol
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11/30/2015 10:39:43 AM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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when she answers her phone in only one ring...and walks away to talk on it in the next room
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11/30/2015 10:43:47 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when she starts loosening things on your car
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11/30/2015 10:45:34 AM |
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ninjazx9r
Largo, FL
48, joined Apr. 2010
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When she plans seperate vacations.
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