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1/8/2016 3:19:16 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


We went to a small family restaurant. She ordered pork chops. She ate them with her fingers. I was so embarrassed I dropped a whole handful of mashed potatoes.




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1/8/2016 6:27:03 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


Well at least she didn't use her mouth
to pick up the pork chops
U should have whisper to her to use her fork and knife, or maybe that's just how she eats it, I'm guessing no second date then?



[Edited 1/8/2016 6:28:21 PM ]

1/9/2016 1:05:33 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theloser2123
Manassas, VA
24, joined Apr. 2014


Only thing worse then a wannabe redneck is an old a** wannabe red neck

1/9/2016 9:26:50 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (188,381)
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010




Did she snort when she laughed and blow Cola out her nose?

1/9/2016 1:19:01 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


Well Cuppo she did put peanuts in her coke. You got it right Loser I am an old redneck. In fact you can catch me working at the Brickyard 400 every year. Yes I miss 3 Dale Earnhardt.

1/9/2016 1:21:25 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


Packersbabe of course there were more dates. She not only bates her own hook she has a bass boat. I love redneck women.

1/9/2016 1:43:53 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


I though maybe the pork chops did it for u

1/9/2016 1:53:39 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (188,381)
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010


Quote from packersbabe920:
I though maybe the pork chops did it for u





1/9/2016 9:44:10 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


let it all go,i usually dont eat much pork..and no shellfish etc,but if someone wants to eat with there fingers..no worries at all. im just wakin up and not responceable for correct answers yet..



[Edited 1/9/2016 9:44:37 PM ]

1/10/2016 7:15:32 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
lookin4him2012
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,723)
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012


Quote from theindytechguy:
We went to a small family restaurant. She ordered pork chops. She ate them with her fingers. I was so embarrassed I dropped a whole handful of mashed potatoes.


ew...you're both just complete slob-kabobs!





1/10/2016 7:15:53 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
lookin4him2012
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,723)
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012


Quote from theindytechguy:
Packersbabe of course there were more dates. She not only bates her own hook she has a bass boat. I love redneck women.




1/11/2016 10:43:48 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


You all missed the part about my dropping a whole handful of mashed taters.

1/11/2016 4:54:55 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

pike45
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Omaha, NE
63, joined Feb. 2009




1/11/2016 5:24:59 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


Quote from theindytechguy:
You all missed the part about my dropping a whole handful of mashed taters.



U ate with your hands to

1/12/2016 9:59:51 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


Of course Packersbabe, I'm a Hoosier redneck.

1/13/2016 2:44:10 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

flyfish77
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Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


its all good........

1/13/2016 11:32:35 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
4uijack
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,308)
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013


Read Gloria Vanderbilts book on etiquite!!

1/15/2016 8:25:12 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
blurussian
Tarawa Terrace, NC
27, joined Dec. 2015


Quote from theindytechguy:
We went to a small family restaurant. She ordered pork chops. She ate them with her fingers. I was so embarrassed I dropped a whole handful of mashed potatoes.


if you dropped a "handful" of potatoes, but going to be embarrassed with her using her fingers?

1/15/2016 1:29:15 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


Blue, maybe we can take up a collection to get you a brain.

1/15/2016 10:15:11 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  
ms_holland
Over 2,000 Posts (2,651)
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014


This story reminds me of my 12 year old son. He has been in love with this one girl since he was 9 at church. She is a pretty thing, well mannered, etc.

A few weeks ago he this other girl started coming to church. Totally opposite of the first girl. He said, "Mamma she don't care if I fart or burb because she does too."

As long as you enjoyed your date op that is all that matters.

1/15/2016 11:12:24 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


o nasty....one day she,ll get mad,an throw it all up i promise,i been here over 103 years and i know how one minute they love,an next minute it turns to hate,an remember all things that you ever did wrong........

1/22/2016 9:33:53 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013


Well Flyfish, and life goes on.I love it when folks can't tell an alligorical joke when they see one.

1/22/2016 9:58:27 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010


Would you like for me to translate for you, Indy?

3/12/2016 10:26:26 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
57, joined Jan. 2014


could have been worse

3/12/2016 12:01:16 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010


Ditto

3/12/2016 7:14:50 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  

flyfish77
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Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


dildo

3/13/2016 2:44:49 PM OK, so she embarrassed me  
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010


And?

3/14/2016 8:34:36 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (188,381)
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010




3/26/2016 3:10:57 AM OK, so she embarrassed me  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,214)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


Dang i thought i posted in this post already.