2/22/2016 11:16:13 AM |
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tc_spurs

Little Rock, AR
49, joined Feb. 2011
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Why is it so windy in Texas?
Because Oklahoma blows and Mexico sucks.
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2/22/2016 11:59:18 AM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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What's the difference between a Yankee Zoo and a Texas Zoo?
At the Yankee Zoo the cage has a sign with the animals name and a sign with the animals name in Latin.
At the Texas zoo the cage has a sign with the animals name and a sign with a recipe.
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2/22/2016 1:18:12 PM |
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bald1954

Cold Brook, NY
62, joined Sep. 2009
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The difference between a yankee and a daim yankee?
A yankee's in Texas, headed home.
A daim yankee's staying in Texas.
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2/22/2016 3:01:48 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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David Crockett and his Tennessee volunteers went to the Alamo to help Texas fight for its independence.
When Jim Bowie saw all the Mexicans surrounding them he said, "I don't think we are going to get out of this one alive, Davy. "
To which Crockett replied, "Ah hell, boys. Look on the bright side. At least we won't have to go across that barren wasteland of Arkansas, again."
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2/22/2016 7:54:04 PM |
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packersbabe920

Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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2/23/2016 6:40:18 AM |
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xall_night

Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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Bald a yankee comes for a 1/4 day visit, a damn yankee is there for the winter! a god damn yankee moved there! (why I will never know!
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2/23/2016 8:46:50 AM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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War is God's way of teaching Texans geography.
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2/23/2016 9:39:39 PM |
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jimnastics

Kingston, NJ
51, joined Oct. 2006
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