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3/10/2016 8:36:25 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

apokernut
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 ...pulled out a king size cucumber and asked me if this was big enough for two? I was amiffed (new word) and blurted out, " I can't see that being big enough for you"!! Needless to say, she walk on.

What comeback would you have used??




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3/10/2016 8:57:13 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

flyfish77
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 me an a friend allways joked about putting extralong fat cucumbers down in tight white levis,an goin to the mall,an stand around really obvious...havent done it yet though.
3/10/2016 9:02:34 PM A lady at the grocery store..  
heart_and_soul3
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Sarasota, FL
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Quote from flyfish77:
me an a friend allways joked about putting extralong fat cucumbers down in tight white levis,an goin to the mall,an stand around really obvious...havent done it yet though.


Oh come on Fly, with all your talk about how big you are--You sure you need that cucumber?

And, before you block me again--It is a joke--



[Edited 3/10/2016 9:02:44 PM ]
3/11/2016 7:34:19 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
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 I gave a couple of answers when you posted this elsewhere.

But...its possible she meant it related to a salad.

If the case, I'd say it depends on how big the steak is...
3/11/2016 8:16:08 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

hotflagal
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Jacksonville Beach, FL
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 the op must be really proud of this childish joke because he's posted it in so many forums,
what's next some poopie jokes?
3/11/2016 2:08:05 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

juliet_x
Madison, TN
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Quote from hotflagal:
the op must be really proud of this childish joke because he's posted it in so many forums,
what's next some poopie jokes?



3/11/2016 2:08:35 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

grande_mamon
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 Juliet, it's me Romeo

3/11/2016 2:09:34 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

xo_lj_xo
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Haines City, FL
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Quote from grande_mamon:
Juliet, it's me Romeo





3/11/2016 2:31:05 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

mountain901
Pueblo, CO
44, joined Mar. 2014
Quote from apokernut:
...pulled out a king size cucumber and asked me if this was big enough for two? I was amiffed (new word) and blurted out, " I can't see that being big enough for you"!! Needless to say, she walk on.

What comeback would you have used??


Ask her if she a license for that or got permission from her mom to use her implemint!

3/12/2016 4:29:59 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

apokernut
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Elk Grove Village, IL
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Quote from mountain901:
Ask her if she a license for that or got permission from her mom to use her implemint!

I will get right on that!!
3/12/2016 7:32:06 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

flyfish77
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Conyers, GA
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 i,ll love you huny,just dont be mean an say things as such o k....heart an seoul.

3/12/2016 8:57:06 PM A lady at the grocery store..  
missamicable
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Austin, TX
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 A carrot.
3/13/2016 11:13:41 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

mountain901
Pueblo, CO
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 "Clean up in the Produce aisle and bring the heavy duty Mop!"

3/13/2016 4:09:07 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

sobe111
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Miami Beach, FL
39, joined Oct. 2013

 Best answer ever...didnt know they had king size cucumbers. ..lol...but yea waaay to much...hahaha
3/13/2016 7:07:33 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

cubcougar
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online now!

3/13/2016 11:04:34 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

testsignup
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 I'm boring and literal, so I actually would have asked in turn, "Two what?"
3/14/2016 12:17:47 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

enigmaathand
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 I would have asked, "Two Kardashians or what?"
3/16/2016 4:50:06 PM A lady at the grocery store..  
lookin4him2012
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Boone, NC
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Quote from hotflagal:
the op must be really proud of this childish joke because he's posted it in so many forums,
what's next some poopie jokes?




3/17/2016 7:41:35 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

apokernut
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Elk Grove Village, IL
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Quote from hotflagal:
the op must be really proud of this childish joke because he's posted it in so many forums,
what's next some poopie jokes?


I can see y ur still single!
3/17/2016 7:44:11 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

enigmaathand
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Leavittsburg, OH
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 We know why she is single. She at least admits to being a superficial, shallow, gold-digging, self-entitled b*tch with unrealistic expectations of men. At least she isn't living in denial, like the rest of the women in these forums....
3/17/2016 10:41:35 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

hotflagal
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Jacksonville Beach, FL
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Quote from apokernut:
I can see y ur still single!


and?

is there a reason NOT to be still single?
3/17/2016 1:29:22 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

enigmaathand
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,965)
Leavittsburg, OH
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Quote from hotflagal:
and?

is there a reason NOT to be still single?
You mean other the basic human need of being a social creature that is not designed to live in isolation?

Though, after having seen, dated, and been around enough stuck up women like you, I can fully understand why men stay single like I do....
3/17/2016 1:29:34 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

apokernut
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 poster above you may have made a point!!
3/17/2016 1:43:28 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

enigmaathand
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,965)
Leavittsburg, OH
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Quote from apokernut:
poster above you may have made a point!!
and that may have been a slight understatement
3/17/2016 8:22:11 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

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3/22/2016 10:37:54 PM A lady at the grocery store..  

scoobs78
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 aww look at the pokernuts n jester bromance

3/23/2016 6:23:46 AM A lady at the grocery store..  

apokernut
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 Moobs...You're mom called. She wants her fanny pack back!!

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