
kathysmith

Blue Ridge, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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An airplane was about to crash; there were
5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first
passenger, Sarah Palin said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest
woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to
die.”
She took the
first pack and jumped out of the plane.
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The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war
hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America ”. So he grabbed
the second pack and jumped..
The third
passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am
the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed
One." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth
passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl,
“I have lived a full life, and served my God the best I could.
I will
sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”The little girl
said, “That’s okay Dr. Graham.
There’s a
parachute left for you. America ’s smartest President took my
schoolbag."
That's
funny
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dandruff

Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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Cute
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packersbabe920

Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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jbnoosaheads

Queensland
Australia
63, joined Jan. 2008
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kweekhi7

Lansdale, PA
71, joined Aug. 2008
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Yes, Kath, it was hilarious! Wrote it down to share with my social buddies...and at church.
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jbnoosaheads

Queensland
Australia
63, joined Jan. 2008
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well i am about to put this joke to a test in about 5 min i should be on my way to airport to catch i plain if i am not back in a week you know what happen. 
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