sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Home Depot Fiasco !!!..
My big light bulb in my dinning room just went out & i went to home depot to replace it...
I proceed to the self checkout & this elderly woman is in front of me...she's having alot of trouble & know one is around so i try to help her...she's all discombobulated....stuff all over the place...credit card, money, items....to no avail i can't help her...she suddenly turns to me with tears in her eyes & says you look just like my son...i smiled & said oh, really...She said, he recently died...and she starts to carry on....i felt bad, but this light bulb jaunt was turning into a reality show...i flagged down a worker to help this lady & free me...the lady is holding my arm & crying...."you look just like my son"....I'm trying to console her & get the F$#@ ! out of Home Depot....After a long goodbye she finally checks out....I scan my light bulb & go in my pocket to get my wallet....AND IT'S NOT THERE ?....quickly i feel all my pockets...no wallet...That lady picked my pocket & stole my wallet !....I ran into the parking lot & spotted her getting into her car & ran at her...She was getting in her car & I grabbed the door & pulled it open..."You stole my wallet you B@#!$ !....She started to kick me !....I got hold of one of her legs & started to pull it to get her out of the car...She continued to kick me with her other leg...I kept on pulling her leg...Just like I'm pulling yours...April Fools !..
My big light bulb in my dinning room just went out & i went to home depot to replace it...I proceed to the self checkout & this elderly woman is in front of me...she's having alot of trouble & know one is around so i try to help her...she's all discombobulated....stuff all over the place...credit card, money, items....to no avail i can't help her...
she suddenly turns to me with tears in her eyes & says you look just like my son...i smiled & said oh, really...She said, he recently died...and she starts to carry on....i felt bad, but this light bulb jaunt was turning into a reality show...
i flagged down a worker to help this lady & free me...the lady is holding my arm & crying...."you look just like my son"....I'm trying to console her & get the F$#@ ! out of Home Depot....
After a long goodbye she finally checks out....
I scan my light bulb & go in my pocket to get my wallet....AND IT'S NOT THERE ?....quickly i feel all my pockets...no wallet...That lady picked my pocket & stole my wallet !....I ran into the parking lot & spotted her getting into her car & ran at her...She was getting in her car & I grabbed the door & pulled it open...
"You stole my wallet you B@#!$ !....She started to kick me !....I got hold of one of her legs & started to pull it to get her out of the car...She continued to kick me with her other leg...I kept on pulling her leg...Just like I'm pulling yours...April Fools !
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Well guess no one likes my humor...Fuhgeddabouit
Belated April fool's
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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now that was funny
I didn't even see this and I had my reading glasses on
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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now that was funny
I didn't even see this and I had my reading glasses on
You know I usually post funny babe...next time wear coke bottles...lol
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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I guess I will Sorp, yes u are funny
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pawkey
Temecula, CA
55, joined Apr. 2013
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Did good in the blogs Sorp. I thought it was hilarious!
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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^^^^^^
I think you're right...I'm a blogger as 50s group is gone...most of my stuff I post it on a few places and it seems bloggers know more then groupers
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frozenheat
Farmington, NM
50, joined Mar. 2014
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I thought this was great! I didn't see it til now so I totally believed it!
Thanks I needed that laugh
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