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5/9/2016 7:51:46 AM A laugh a minute  
cupocheer
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...(panicking man on telephone to hospital)... Help! You have to send help! My wife is going into labor!

...(nurse) Calm down! Is this her first child?

...No, dimmit! This is her husband!

5/9/2016 5:12:06 PM A laugh a minute  
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lol good one



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5/9/2016 6:47:10 PM A laugh a minute  
cupocheer
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When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane.

5/9/2016 10:39:17 PM A laugh a minute  

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Quote from cupocheer:
When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane.


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5/10/2016 9:43:34 PM A laugh a minute  
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5/10/2016 10:56:50 PM A laugh a minute  
cupocheer
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A man won a huge monetary settlement in court.

When he received his check he went to the bank to deposit the monies in a new account.

Handing the check to the New Accounts secretary, she looked at the check, eyes widen in disbelief, quickly looked up at jeans and flannel-shirt attired man on the other side of the desk, and said:

"What do you do for a living!?! "

The man smiled, and replied, "I'm a buffalo hunter."

Stunned, the secretary said, "There are no buffalo anymore! "

To which the man drawled, "Doin' a dayum good job, ain't I?"

5/11/2016 3:00:57 PM A laugh a minute  

dandruff
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badda BING!

5/12/2016 10:18:49 AM A laugh a minute  
cupocheer
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...(husband)... Honey, say dirty things to me....

...(wife)... Kitchen, bathroom, living room.

5/14/2016 6:35:00 PM A laugh a minute  

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Quote from dandruff:
badda BING!






wait for it...there's more...!!

5/15/2016 11:29:58 PM A laugh a minute  
cupocheer
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...(husband) Honey, let's play act tonight.

...(wife) I've been acting for sixteen years.

5/16/2016 1:19:09 PM A laugh a minute  

dandruff
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Quote from cupocheer:
...(husband) Honey, let's play act tonight.

...(wife) I've been acting for sixteen years.


Ha cha cha cha cha...!

5/16/2016 8:54:28 PM A laugh a minute  
cupocheer
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...(wife).. Are you high on pot?

...(husband)... No. I'm standing on the toilet.

5/19/2016 1:47:47 AM A laugh a minute  

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Quote from cupocheer:
...(wife).. Are you high on pot?

...(husband)... No. I'm standing on the toilet.


yuk, yuk, yuk

6/24/2016 8:27:27 AM A laugh a minute  
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6/27/2016 8:16:41 AM A laugh a minute  
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6/27/2016 11:47:25 AM A laugh a minute  
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...You know, it's times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother was saying.

...What did she say?

...I don't know. I wasn't listening.

7/2/2016 10:34:55 PM A laugh a minute  
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