5/8/2016 11:26:10 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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5/9/2016 7:51:46 AM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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...(panicking man on telephone to hospital)... Help! You have to send help! My wife is going into labor!
...(nurse) Calm down! Is this her first child?
...No, dimmit! This is her husband!
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5/9/2016 5:12:06 PM |
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xall_night

Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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lol   good one
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5/9/2016 6:47:10 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane.
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5/9/2016 10:39:17 PM |
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dandruff

Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane.
ba domp bomp, *ting! Thank yew vedy much, ladies and gentlemen, she'll be here all night!
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5/10/2016 9:43:34 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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5/10/2016 10:56:50 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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A man won a huge monetary settlement in court.
When he received his check he went to the bank to deposit the monies in a new account.
Handing the check to the New Accounts secretary, she looked at the check, eyes widen in disbelief, quickly looked up at jeans and flannel-shirt attired man on the other side of the desk, and said:
"What do you do for a living!?! "
The man smiled, and replied, "I'm a buffalo hunter."
Stunned, the secretary said, "There are no buffalo anymore! "
To which the man drawled, "Doin' a dayum good job, ain't I?"
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5/11/2016 3:00:57 PM |
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dandruff

Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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badda BING!
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5/12/2016 10:18:49 AM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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...(husband)... Honey, say dirty things to me....
...(wife)... Kitchen, bathroom, living room.
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5/14/2016 6:35:00 PM |
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neal356

Oxford, AL
58, joined May. 2014
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badda BING!

  
wait for it...there's more...!!
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5/15/2016 11:29:58 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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...(husband) Honey, let's play act tonight.
...(wife) I've been acting for sixteen years.
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5/16/2016 1:19:09 PM |
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dandruff

Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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 ...(husband) Honey, let's play act tonight.
 ...(wife) I've been acting for sixteen years.
Ha cha cha cha cha...!
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5/16/2016 8:54:28 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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...(wife).. Are you high on pot?
...(husband)... No. I'm standing on the toilet.
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5/19/2016 1:47:47 AM |
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dandruff

Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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 ...(wife).. Are you high on pot?
 ...(husband)... No. I'm standing on the toilet.
yuk, yuk, yuk
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6/24/2016 8:27:27 AM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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6/27/2016 8:16:41 AM |
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xall_night

Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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6/27/2016 11:47:25 AM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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...You know, it's times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother was saying.
...What did she say?
...I don't know. I wasn't listening.
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7/2/2016 10:34:55 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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