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9/29/2016 12:07:49 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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There are a dozen hate threads and yet I've never even seen the person?




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9/29/2016 12:08:37 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
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A great question..I've been here years and still don't know...or what the big f**king deal about him is...maybe he had a big d*ck or something?



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:08:56 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:08:45 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
grillocks
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Chesapeake, VA
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It is not for us little people to know.

9/29/2016 12:08:53 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013


The_Spaz_Raz.



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:09:06 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:10:11 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


Spaz? What has he done that ever other person on this site seems to hate the man so?



Was it the giant cawk thing?

9/29/2016 12:11:39 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Quote from mr_1234m:
Spaz? What has he done that ever other person on this site seems to hate the man so?



Was it the giant cawk thing?



It all goes waaaaay waaaaay back. The only giant cawk are the ones he smokes when he "works the streets".

9/29/2016 12:11:52 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014


I am.

I am also Spazisraz, Seth097, Medusa, Korbyn, Mercedes, Bumble, God_says, Easttowest, Mr_1234, and Cupocheer.

Those are just my various alts I use for when I don't feel like being Fairymaiden.

Sorry... I'll try to cut back on their usage.

9/29/2016 12:12:36 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

ginny_james
Over 2,000 Posts (3,724)
White City, OR
34, joined Jan. 2015




Jake,Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake

9/29/2016 12:12:53 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013


Jake has done so much shit to so many people over the years that he is a legend in this forum.

9/29/2016 12:13:03 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

yetskimama
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Walterboro, SC
66, joined Sep. 2011


Quote from mr_1234m:
There are a dozen hate threads and yet I've never even seen the person?



And you never will. I enjoy the Pic you post, loved the little kitty this morning so sweet

9/29/2016 12:13:20 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
Kascade
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Års
Denmark
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well now ya gone done it. This thread will hit 5000 post easy

9/29/2016 12:13:32 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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He's also the most butt hurt person ever to be on this site.

9/29/2016 12:13:39 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


So,

If you are me then I am you.

Or

If I am not me and you are not you then I must be you?

Or

Are we wearing the same underwear?

@fairy



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:14:32 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:13:56 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016


Jake has done so much shit to so many people over the years that he is a legend in this forum.

Well no, stupid f**ks do that to themselves by giving out personal information

9/29/2016 12:14:38 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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He does help to keep this place lively.

9/29/2016 12:15:15 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


So who is the not_jake?

Not jake?

9/29/2016 12:15:16 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,685)
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014


Quote from mr_1234m:
So,

If you are me then I am you.

Or

If I am not me and you are not you then I must be you?

Or

Are we wearing the same underwear?

@fairy


Yes, we're wearing the same underwear. A bright yellow thong with butterflies on the front. You look good in it Mr.

9/29/2016 12:16:04 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,685)
Bristol, CT
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Quote from mr_1234m:
So who is the not_jake?

Not jake?


Not_jake is the fake tranny profile of Korbyn's.

9/29/2016 12:16:10 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
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Quote from fairymaiden:
Yes, we're wearing the same underwear. A bright yellow thong with butterflies on the front. You look good in it Mr.


It matches my bra... I coordinate

9/29/2016 12:16:11 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

yetskimama
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Walterboro, SC
66, joined Sep. 2011


Quote from korbyn:
He does help to keep this place lively.[/quote

It's the pay good????

9/29/2016 12:16:36 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
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Quote from mr_1234m:
So who is the not_jake?

Not jake?




Spaz_Raz says that he is not Jake. But he talks exactly like Jake. Knows everything about Jake and is in love with Heather just like Jake and answers to the name "Jake".

9/29/2016 12:17:08 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,504)
Beverly Hills, CA
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I'm glad Not_jake doesn't live near me. 2am and drunken mistakes happens all too often.

9/29/2016 12:17:18 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
Kascade
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Års
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Quote from mr_1234m:
So who is the not_jake?

Not jake?



That's korbyns fake tranny profile.



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:17:26 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:17:43 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
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This is some confusing $hit...

Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?

Is there a list of players I can download?

9/29/2016 12:17:59 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
sddnly_snoozin
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Staffordshire
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Quote from dr_cracker:
A great question..I've been here years and still don't know...or what the big f**king deal about him is...maybe he had a big d*ck or something?


Freudian slip?

9/29/2016 12:18:20 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
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Quote from korbyn:
Spaz_Raz says that he is not Jake. But he talks exactly like Jake. Knows everything about Jake and is in love with Heather just like Jake and answers to the name "Jake".


What a load of bullshit right here.

9/29/2016 12:18:33 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mustangwriter
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Boerne, TX
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Every woman's fantasy

9/29/2016 12:18:36 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,504)
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016


This is some confusing $hit...

Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?

Is there a list of players I can download?


Just assume everyone is cawkasian and move on with your DH life.

9/29/2016 12:19:14 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,504)
Beverly Hills, CA
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Freudian slip?

No..I typed exactly what I meant to type

9/29/2016 12:19:16 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

eyesofmedusa
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Cairo
Egypt
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Quote from fairymaiden:
I am.

I am also Spazisraz, Seth097, Medusa, Korbyn, Mercedes, Bumble, God_says, Easttowest, Mr_1234, and Cupocheer.

Those are just my various alts I use for when I don't feel like being Fairymaiden.

Sorry... I'll try to cut back on their usage. ::idontknow



Ohmyyyygawd

9/29/2016 12:19:23 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
Kascade
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Års
Denmark
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Quote from mr_1234m:
This is some confusing $hit...

Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?

Is there a list of players I can download?



Hes both not_jake & korbyn lol



Korbyn is confused lmao



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:21:52 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:19:29 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014


Quote from mr_1234m:
This is some confusing $hit...

Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?

Is there a list of players I can download?


He's both. Korbyn is Korbyn and he's also Not Jake. Oh that's funny stuff, that play on words.

Literally he's NOT Jake but he is Not_jake.



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:20:08 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:19:43 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.

9/29/2016 12:21:29 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016


Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.

A bit like Iam claims to be a former crack military guy, spy, wealthy land owner, assassin of over 50 men and lover of European princesses.

9/29/2016 12:22:04 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


But I'm me right?

I mean I'm not someone else pretending to be me?

Then again how can I be sure?

I might be me pretending to be someone else that's actually pretending to be me?






[Edited 9/29/2016 12:22:36 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:22:09 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

eyesofmedusa
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (44,761)
Cairo
Egypt
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It goes back yrs...

It all went Chernobyl before many were in here...

He has more issues than an entire psych ward put together...

To list all he has done to ppl in here wld take some time...

9/29/2016 12:22:12 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
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Quote from korbyn:
Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.


So what's wrong with that? It sounds fabulous.

9/29/2016 12:22:37 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
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Quote from dr_cracker:
Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.

A bit like Iam claims to be a former crack military guy, spy, wealthy land owner, assassin of over 50 men and lover of European princesses.



YES.

9/29/2016 12:22:57 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
Kascade
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Don't mention the fake tranny in case he threaten to beat everyone with the toilet seat again like last time

9/29/2016 12:22:57 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
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Quote from dr_cracker:
Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.

A bit like Iam claims to be a former crack military guy, spy, wealthy land owner, assassin of over 50 men and lover of European princesses.


Who are these 50 people he killed and more importantly WHY??

9/29/2016 12:23:27 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
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Who are these 50 people he killed and more importantly WHY??

I could tell you but then Iam would have to kill you...

9/29/2016 12:23:48 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Quote from Kascade:
Don't mention the fake tranny in case he threaten to beat everyone with the toilet seat again like last time


Now, who's that again?

9/29/2016 12:23:54 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Basically Jake is this mysterious person that claims to be the baddest mutha fuka on the planet, and has had a grudge against 100 people on here for about 5 years or more.



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:24:12 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:24:37 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
queennawty
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Who's Jake?

9/29/2016 12:25:20 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Quote from queennawty:
Who's Jake?


Ya?

9/29/2016 12:26:07 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
queennawty
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You ain't Jake

9/29/2016 12:26:17 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
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Mr_1234m,

You're not you. You're me. You're a FAIRY.

9/29/2016 12:26:30 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016


Basically Jake is this mysterious person that claims to be the baddest mutha fuka on the planet, and has had a grudge against 100 people on here for about 5 years or more.

Dude that doesn't help...you just described 98% of DH membership.

9/29/2016 12:26:45 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Years ago, Jake got to know another person on here, and he said he took care of his girlfriend who is the top nurse in Canada. He gave a name, and people googled it, and it was traced to an article in a Toronto newspaper about a woman who may have died from cancer but her family was saying that she was overdosed with morphine by Jake. When Jake was asked about this, he went totally ballistic and has never recovered.

9/29/2016 12:27:16 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

fairymaiden
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Bristol, CT
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Quote from Kascade:
Don't mention the fake tranny in case he threaten to beat everyone with the toilet seat again like last time


You mean he'd rip it right off and start chasing people around with it? Is it clean at least??

9/29/2016 12:28:32 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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46, joined Sep. 2016


It's pretty noble to help a dying loved one on their way if that's what they want. I know if I had terminal cancer I'd want to be put down before I became a burden to others or had zero quality of life.



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:28:52 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:29:36 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Jake is also known for hiding his face when he skypes with Heather. He wants to have a relationship with her without disclosing what he looks like or his name or where he lives.

9/29/2016 12:30:07 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


fairymaiden: You're not you. You're me. You're a FAIRY.

The good kinda fairy?



Of the BAD kind?



9/29/2016 12:30:25 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
Kascade
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Quote from mr_1234m:
Now, who's that again?




not_jake

San Francisco, CA
26, joined Sep. 2014



aka


korbyn

Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:30:38 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:30:29 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
queennawty
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9/29/2016 12:30:41 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
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Jake is also known for hiding his face when he skypes with Heather. He wants to have a relationship with her without disclosing what he looks like or his name or where he lives.

Sounds pretty smart! In my youth I used my buddies name/number etc when I've had one nighters

9/29/2016 12:30:43 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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Jake also claims to have been shot (on a mission) and held his black partner in his arms while he was dying from being shot too.

9/29/2016 12:31:29 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
korbyn
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97, joined Jun. 2013


Jake is basically a kind of ultimate badass action hero (according to himself.)



[Edited 9/29/2016 12:31:48 PM ]

9/29/2016 12:31:47 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  
dr_cracker
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Beverly Hills, CA
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Jake also claims to have been shot (on a mission) and held his black partner in his arms while he was dying from being shot too.

It wasn't in Ferguson was it?

9/29/2016 12:33:41 PM Seriously, who the fuk is jake?  

mr_1234m
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from korbyn; Jake also claims to have been shot (on a mission) and held his black partner in his arms while he was dying from being shot too



Isn't that a scene from Forrest Gump?