9/29/2016 12:07:49 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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There are a dozen hate threads and yet I've never even seen the person?
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9/29/2016 12:08:37 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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A great question..I've been here years and still don't know...or what the big f**king deal about him is...maybe he had a big d*ck or something?
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9/29/2016 12:08:45 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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grillocks
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Dec. 2015
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It is not for us little people to know.
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9/29/2016 12:08:53 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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The_Spaz_Raz.
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9/29/2016 12:10:11 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Spaz? What has he done that ever other person on this site seems to hate the man so?
Was it the giant cawk thing?
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9/29/2016 12:11:39 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Spaz? What has he done that ever other person on this site seems to hate the man so?
Was it the giant cawk thing?
It all goes waaaaay waaaaay back. The only giant cawk are the ones he smokes when he "works the streets".
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9/29/2016 12:11:52 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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I am.
I am also Spazisraz, Seth097, Medusa, Korbyn, Mercedes, Bumble, God_says, Easttowest, Mr_1234, and Cupocheer.
Those are just my various alts I use for when I don't feel like being Fairymaiden.
Sorry... I'll try to cut back on their usage.
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9/29/2016 12:12:36 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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ginny_james
White City, OR
34, joined Jan. 2015
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Jake,Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake
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9/29/2016 12:12:53 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Jake has done so much shit to so many people over the years that he is a legend in this forum.
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9/29/2016 12:13:03 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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yetskimama
Walterboro, SC
66, joined Sep. 2011
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There are a dozen hate threads and yet I've never even seen the person?
And you never will. I enjoy the Pic you post, loved the little kitty this morning so sweet
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9/29/2016 12:13:20 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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Kascade
Års
Denmark
38, joined Jun. 2016
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well now ya gone done it. This thread will hit 5000 post easy
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9/29/2016 12:13:32 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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He's also the most butt hurt person ever to be on this site.
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9/29/2016 12:13:39 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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So,
If you are me then I am you.
Or
If I am not me and you are not you then I must be you?
Or
Are we wearing the same underwear?
@fairy
[Edited 9/29/2016 12:14:32 PM ]
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9/29/2016 12:13:56 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Jake has done so much shit to so many people over the years that he is a legend in this forum.
Well no, stupid f**ks do that to themselves by giving out personal information
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9/29/2016 12:14:38 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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He does help to keep this place lively.
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9/29/2016 12:15:15 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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So who is the not_jake?
Not jake?
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9/29/2016 12:15:16 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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So,
If you are me then I am you.
Or
If I am not me and you are not you then I must be you?
Or
Are we wearing the same underwear?
@fairy
Yes, we're wearing the same underwear. A bright yellow thong with butterflies on the front. You look good in it Mr.
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9/29/2016 12:16:04 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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So who is the not_jake?
Not jake?
Not_jake is the fake tranny profile of Korbyn's.
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9/29/2016 12:16:10 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Yes, we're wearing the same underwear. A bright yellow thong with butterflies on the front. You look good in it Mr.
It matches my bra... I coordinate
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9/29/2016 12:16:11 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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yetskimama
Walterboro, SC
66, joined Sep. 2011
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9/29/2016 12:16:36 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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So who is the not_jake?
Not jake?
Spaz_Raz says that he is not Jake. But he talks exactly like Jake. Knows everything about Jake and is in love with Heather just like Jake and answers to the name "Jake".
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9/29/2016 12:17:08 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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I'm glad Not_jake doesn't live near me. 2am and drunken mistakes happens all too often.
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9/29/2016 12:17:18 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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Kascade
Års
Denmark
38, joined Jun. 2016
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So who is the not_jake?
Not jake?
That's korbyns fake tranny profile.
[Edited 9/29/2016 12:17:26 PM ]
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9/29/2016 12:17:43 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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This is some confusing $hit...
Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?
Is there a list of players I can download?
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9/29/2016 12:17:59 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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sddnly_snoozin
Staffordshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Mar. 2016
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A great question..I've been here years and still don't know...or what the big f**king deal about him is...maybe he had a big d*ck or something?
Freudian slip?
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9/29/2016 12:18:20 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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Spaz_Raz says that he is not Jake. But he talks exactly like Jake. Knows everything about Jake and is in love with Heather just like Jake and answers to the name "Jake".
What a load of bullshit right here.
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9/29/2016 12:18:33 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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Every woman's fantasy
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9/29/2016 12:18:36 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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This is some confusing $hit...
Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?
Is there a list of players I can download?
Just assume everyone is cawkasian and move on with your DH life.
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9/29/2016 12:19:14 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Freudian slip?
No..I typed exactly what I meant to type
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9/29/2016 12:19:16 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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eyesofmedusa
Cairo
Egypt
52, joined Jun. 2012
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I am.
I am also Spazisraz, Seth097, Medusa, Korbyn, Mercedes, Bumble, God_says, Easttowest, Mr_1234, and Cupocheer.
Those are just my various alts I use for when I don't feel like being Fairymaiden.
Sorry... I'll try to cut back on their usage. ::idontknow
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9/29/2016 12:19:23 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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Kascade
Års
Denmark
38, joined Jun. 2016
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This is some confusing $hit...
Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?
Is there a list of players I can download?
Hes both not_jake & korbyn lol
Korbyn is confused lmao
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9/29/2016 12:19:29 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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This is some confusing $hit...
Korbyn isn't korbyn he's not jake?
Is there a list of players I can download?
He's both. Korbyn is Korbyn and he's also Not Jake. Oh that's funny stuff, that play on words.
Literally he's NOT Jake but he is Not_jake.
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9/29/2016 12:19:43 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.
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9/29/2016 12:21:29 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.
A bit like Iam claims to be a former crack military guy, spy, wealthy land owner, assassin of over 50 men and lover of European princesses.
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9/29/2016 12:22:04 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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But I'm me right?
I mean I'm not someone else pretending to be me?
Then again how can I be sure?
I might be me pretending to be someone else that's actually pretending to be me?
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9/29/2016 12:22:09 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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eyesofmedusa
Cairo
Egypt
52, joined Jun. 2012
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It goes back yrs...
It all went Chernobyl before many were in here...
He has more issues than an entire psych ward put together...
To list all he has done to ppl in here wld take some time...
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9/29/2016 12:22:12 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.
So what's wrong with that? It sounds fabulous.
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9/29/2016 12:22:37 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.
A bit like Iam claims to be a former crack military guy, spy, wealthy land owner, assassin of over 50 men and lover of European princesses.
YES.
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9/29/2016 12:22:57 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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Kascade
Års
Denmark
38, joined Jun. 2016
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Don't mention the fake tranny in case he threaten to beat everyone with the toilet seat again like last time
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9/29/2016 12:22:57 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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Jake claims to be a former street cop, mountie, master of shaolin kung fu (trained in asia), former race car driver, super model bodyguard, has family that works for the Vatican. He claims to travel the world fighting against terrorists, rescues women, owns pet wolves and a million dollar sports car.
A bit like Iam claims to be a former crack military guy, spy, wealthy land owner, assassin of over 50 men and lover of European princesses.
Who are these 50 people he killed and more importantly WHY??
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9/29/2016 12:23:27 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Who are these 50 people he killed and more importantly WHY??
I could tell you but then Iam would have to kill you...
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9/29/2016 12:23:48 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Don't mention the fake tranny in case he threaten to beat everyone with the toilet seat again like last time
Now, who's that again?
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9/29/2016 12:23:54 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Basically Jake is this mysterious person that claims to be the baddest mutha fuka on the planet, and has had a grudge against 100 people on here for about 5 years or more.
[Edited 9/29/2016 12:24:12 PM ]
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9/29/2016 12:24:37 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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queennawty
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015
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Who's Jake?
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9/29/2016 12:25:20 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Who's Jake?
Ya?
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9/29/2016 12:26:07 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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queennawty
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015
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You ain't Jake
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9/29/2016 12:26:17 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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Mr_1234m,
You're not you. You're me. You're a FAIRY.
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9/29/2016 12:26:30 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Basically Jake is this mysterious person that claims to be the baddest mutha fuka on the planet, and has had a grudge against 100 people on here for about 5 years or more.
Dude that doesn't help...you just described 98% of DH membership.
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9/29/2016 12:26:45 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Years ago, Jake got to know another person on here, and he said he took care of his girlfriend who is the top nurse in Canada. He gave a name, and people googled it, and it was traced to an article in a Toronto newspaper about a woman who may have died from cancer but her family was saying that she was overdosed with morphine by Jake. When Jake was asked about this, he went totally ballistic and has never recovered.
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9/29/2016 12:27:16 PM |
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fairymaiden
Bristol, CT
49, joined Mar. 2014
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Don't mention the fake tranny in case he threaten to beat everyone with the toilet seat again like last time
You mean he'd rip it right off and start chasing people around with it? Is it clean at least??
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9/29/2016 12:28:32 PM |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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It's pretty noble to help a dying loved one on their way if that's what they want. I know if I had terminal cancer I'd want to be put down before I became a burden to others or had zero quality of life.
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9/29/2016 12:29:36 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Jake is also known for hiding his face when he skypes with Heather. He wants to have a relationship with her without disclosing what he looks like or his name or where he lives.
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9/29/2016 12:30:07 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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fairymaiden: You're not you. You're me. You're a FAIRY.
The good kinda fairy?
Of the BAD kind?
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9/29/2016 12:30:25 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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Kascade
Års
Denmark
38, joined Jun. 2016
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Now, who's that again?
not_jake
San Francisco, CA
26, joined Sep. 2014
aka
korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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9/29/2016 12:30:29 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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queennawty
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015
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9/29/2016 12:30:41 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Jake is also known for hiding his face when he skypes with Heather. He wants to have a relationship with her without disclosing what he looks like or his name or where he lives.
Sounds pretty smart! In my youth I used my buddies name/number etc when I've had one nighters
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9/29/2016 12:30:43 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Jake also claims to have been shot (on a mission) and held his black partner in his arms while he was dying from being shot too.
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9/29/2016 12:31:29 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
97, joined Jun. 2013
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Jake is basically a kind of ultimate badass action hero (according to himself.)
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9/29/2016 12:31:47 PM |
Seriously, who the fuk is jake? |
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dr_cracker
Beverly Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2016
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Jake also claims to have been shot (on a mission) and held his black partner in his arms while he was dying from being shot too.
It wasn't in Ferguson was it?
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9/29/2016 12:33:41 PM |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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from korbyn; Jake also claims to have been shot (on a mission) and held his black partner in his arms while he was dying from being shot too
Isn't that a scene from Forrest Gump?
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