I'm quitting DH after today and I'm not coming back.

and I'm here to save all u fat tubby souls

A Sermon for the Fat chicks
By Fugazi


As you all know I'm an ordained minister and I want to save you all you fat chicks from eternal damnation.


Today I preach a sermon that probably no one of you fat chicks wants to hear a sermon on Gluttony.

Gluttony is defined as “the habit or act of eating too much.” From the Mideival “glotoun” meaning “devour”.

Gluttony is very different from the other deadly sins. You can totally abstain from alcohol. You can refuse to ever look at pornography. You can’t keep away from food.

Gluttony is crossing over the line. At one point, eating is healthy and holy. At another point, eating is fattening and forsaken.

Gluttony is very common. Most of our holidays are celebrated with gluttony.
(Thanksgiving, Christmas, 4th of July)
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Serving sizes at restaurants are getting larger. Today you can regular, large, or Super Size. And you fat chicks love burgers . The BK Double Whopper with Cheese is 1,070 calorie. Wendy’s Classic Triple is 940 calories. Order a McDouble cheesburgers and the McDouble chin is free.


Obesity is becoming a serious problem , you see it here on this site too. Lots of BBWs

An est. 129.6 million Americans, or 64%, are overweight. 30% of adults in the US are obese. Obese means 30 lbs. overweight for a woman, and 35-40 lbs. overweight for a man of average height.

Eating in itself is not a Sin.

“For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.” (I Tim.4,5)

Eating can become a Sin.

Gluttony is equated with the sin of drunkenness.

The disobedient son. “And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all of the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear and fear.” (Deut.21:20,21)
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In the Proverbs. “For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.” (Prov.23:21)


Pharisees called Christ. “The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.” (Matt.11:19)

Said of unchristian Gentiles. “For the time past of our life may suffice us to have wrought the will of the Gentiles, when we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries” (I Pt.4:3)

Gluttony breaks the Ten Commandments.
If gluttony is such a sin, which of the Ten Comm.does it break? All of them.
“You shall have no other gods before Me”
Your stomach can become your god. (Phil.3:17-19)


The reason some people overeat is to fill a void in their life a void only God can fill.

“Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”Ungodly and excessive cravings can become an idol.
“Therefore put to death your members which are on earth: fornication, uncleanness, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.” (Col.3:5)

·“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”


We disgrace the name of God by being gluttons.We disgrace the name of Christ by excessive eating.
“But as He which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation (conduct).” (I Pt.1:15)

I am not here to just make you feel guilty if you’ve gained a few pounds lately. I am here to tell you there is victory in Christ for every area of our lives


In order gain victory over gluttony you must Confess.


Being a gay chick is a sin, it needs to be confessed as a sin.

Don’t try to excuse it by saying everyone does it . Don’t try to explain it away as a sickness. Gluttony is a spiritual problem.

We can have no victory until you admit our problem.

If this sermon has touched you confess to me your sins my fat chicks , I'm here for you , your Reverend Fugazi

Post if you are ready to accept Jesus in your life and I will save you


Renounce the cheesburgers , the twinkies, the Doritos from your lives , hit the gym fatties and be SAVED !!!!


CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH !!!

I have to give you credit on your way with words, but I'm not sure how many will hang to read it??

hard to read when he has you blocked

I have an 80s mullet

Praise God

Yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death....I will fear no doughnut......