11/28/2016 12:48:02 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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A Man was approached by a Coworker at lunch Who invited Him out for a few beers after work. The Man said that His Wife would never go for it, that She does not allow Him to go drinking with the Guys after work. The Coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When You get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down Your Wife's panties, and give Her oral sex. Women love it, and believe Me, She'll never mention that You were out late with the Boys." So the Man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed Himself. Late that night, He sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down His Wife's panties, and gave Her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, He realized He had to take a leak, so He told Her He'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When He opened the door and went in, He was very surprised to see His Wife sitting on the pot.
"How did You get in here?" He asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" She replied, "You'll wake-up My Mother!"
It Happens!
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11/28/2016 5:52:20 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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11/29/2016 8:07:46 AM |
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abbom
Houston, TX
38, joined Nov. 2012
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Now that's a funny joke. Keep' em coming.
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11/29/2016 8:24:04 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Now that's a funny joke. Keep' em coming.
I Appreciate That Abbom!
I've Been Trying Others?
This Joke Is My Sense Of Humor...
And Of Course A Shout Out To You Packersbabe
Even Though
I'm A Lions Fan!
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11/29/2016 8:52:12 PM |
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bobcobber
San Diego, CA
61, joined Jan. 2013
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whoops...
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11/29/2016 8:54:35 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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So.... You're saying he was in the wrong house?
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11/30/2016 8:53:49 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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So.... You're saying he was in the wrong house?
In A Manner Of Speaking, Yes, He Was In "The Wrong House"
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11/30/2016 9:46:44 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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BINGO
I won! I won!
What did I win!?!
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11/30/2016 10:25:27 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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BINGO
I won! I won!
What did I win!?!
"Tell Her What She Won Drew!"
*A Lifetime Membership To DH and All The Free Jokes You Can Stand*
Congratulations!!
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11/30/2016 12:38:18 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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yippie
I have always dreamed of being a stand-up comedienne.
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11/30/2016 2:34:17 PM |
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youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
60, joined Dec. 2013
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That would surely make a mother in law happy with her son in law and one happy family.
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11/30/2016 3:00:51 PM |
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001snatch
Marysville, WA
57, joined Aug. 2013
online now!
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yippie
I have always dreamed of being a stand-up comedienne.
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11/30/2016 3:01:46 PM |
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001snatch
Marysville, WA
57, joined Aug. 2013
online now!
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A nasty situation.
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11/30/2016 5:15:02 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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A nasty situation.
Funny Shit!
Nasty Situation!
YTJ!
[Edited 11/30/2016 5:15:57 PM ]
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12/1/2016 1:56:01 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Nasty Situation Bump!
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12/7/2016 6:09:53 PM |
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slaughing13
Wenona, IL
39, joined Feb. 2016
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hilarious!! that was a good one
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12/9/2016 3:30:24 PM |
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krysti_nyc0le
New Orleans, LA
33, joined Dec. 2015
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A Man was approached by a Coworker at lunch Who invited Him out for a few beers after work. The Man said that His Wife would never go for it, that She does not allow Him to go drinking with the Guys after work. The Coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When You get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down Your Wife's panties, and give Her oral sex. Women love it, and believe Me, She'll never mention that You were out late with the Boys." So the Man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed Himself. Late that night, He sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down His Wife's panties, and gave Her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, He realized He had to take a leak, so He told Her He'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When He opened the door and went in, He was very surprised to see His Wife sitting on the pot.
"How did You get in here?" He asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" She replied, "You'll wake-up My Mother!"
It Happens!
that's horrible.
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12/11/2016 3:33:03 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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I Appreciate It Ladies!
Shelly aka Mystery
Krysti aka Kryptnite
I'll Keep You Both Posted On The Next ne
[Edited 12/11/2016 3:35:26 PM ]
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12/16/2016 2:29:55 PM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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Very funny baby!!
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1/8/2017 11:29:02 AM |
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lotus_66
Tagow BayTagow Bay
Japan
48, joined Dec. 2016
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:nice one jack
[Edited 1/8/2017 11:30:04 AM ]
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