Are Cars Mentioned In The Bible?
Robert Strand

Most people assume "WWJD" stands for "What Would Jesus Do?" But the initials really stand for "What Would Jesus DRIVE?"

carparkedOne theory is that Jesus would have tooled around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 38, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "Pursue your enemies with your Tempest and glorify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God also favors Dodge pickups because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. They cite the following as proof, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle because, "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

But then, Joshua drove a British sports car with a hole in the muffler, "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And finally, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda, "The Apostles were all in one Accord."

Oh...well...just a bit of Biblical nonsense. However, it goes to show how easy it is to misplace scripture, to misread scripture, to misinterpret scripture, to mis-apply scripture, or to twist scripture. When hearing or reading the Word of God...make sure to rightly use it and always consider it in it's context and get the big picture. HOWEVER, make sure you are a regular Bible reader!

"Your Word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path" (Psalm 119:105).

probably a school bus so anyone who wanted to join just hopped right on in...he said to follow him and leave your old life behind.

Good link about Colombo's car:

http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/crash.htm

I often feel this is an accurate description of the profile pic of the outlaw kart presented as me.

(Rev 1:14) His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

(Rev 1:15) And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

When twenty or so of these mostly un-muffled two stroke 500s line up for a dash in anger, it is a thunderous assault on the senses likely akin to a crashing tsunami.

Good link about Colombo's car:

http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/crash.htm

Been reading Issigonis on the conflict of Grace when the minimization of essential faith is put into context, against the the theory that the smallest of signs should be pulled. But as the burden of guilt, is increased? Then it should be pushed.

If the Temple can be rebuilt, again? Then how does one know it can not be torn down and rebuilt,again and again?

John Balliol claimed exactly opposite of what one finds in the modern version of the Joan Beaufort concordance. He insists her modern translation lost a lot in Translation. New age types like her, have lost the essence of the translation with the refinement of language.

If the temple can be rebuilt in clouds, then moved down here? Then perhaps it never left, was simply moved to the garden for safe keeping?

Too much like Knoch on steroids me thinks.

Then again, Klaus Schmidt found the worlds oldest temple, it was hiden all these years.You can read that here:

Gobekli Tepe: The World's First Temple? | History | Smithsonian
www.smithsonianmag.com/history/gobekli-tepe-the-worlds-first-temple-83613665/

So, why not the 2nd temple, 3rd temple, maybe in the future 4th and 5th one? No one has found the Garden, right?

Revelation 18:23

and the light of a lamp will not shine in you any longer; and the voice of the bridegroom and bride will not be heard in you any longer; for your merchants were the great men of the earth, because all the nations were deceived by your sorcery.

Zechariah 10:2

For the teraphim speak iniquity, And the diviners see lying visions And tell false dreams; They comfort in vain Therefore the people wander like sheep, They are afflicted, because there is no shepherd.

Those two verses prove it is possible.

Find the Garden, you find the Temple.

Are yer saying they didn't pay the electric bill so no more Edison lamps will shine?


I found it, I found it:

@ISNA

Oh, I see now. My bad. I don't see Mindya's posts. He's had me blocked for years and years, almost from the get-go. So I couldn't figure out where your one post fit in. Sorry.

No problem Sir.

This thread is for fun, so no worries about being on a strict discussion topic.

Proof, one from that generation from the times of Jesus is still alive ! He works as a special "Koine " Greek translator for the Big k-noch Foundation in Berlin.

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