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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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2/26/2017 12:27:35 PM |
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inde_5
Bonaire, GA
43, joined Sep. 2014
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Didnt you know...
Once you get roaches , you can never get rid of them!
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2/26/2017 12:29:43 PM |
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stratus55
Jackson, GA
51, joined Jan. 2017
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such logic..in reverse..is no good..i never thought you,d be so cruel,an heartless..build you a barn,an more room..for your smart mouth,an riches..but..at any minute your soul could be next in line..god alone knows.......he takes the wise in there own craftiness,now i gotta get back to bugs an the roadrunne....beats all hell out of ...spongebob as my grankids laugh like crazy at good old school cartoons........dating is poison allmost..who needs ya...steppenwolf sings..........
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2/26/2017 2:29:30 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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You need to keep up.
I'm waiting for you to ask me my name, again.
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2/26/2017 3:30:23 PM |
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dr_i_got_answer
Gwynn Oak, MD
50, joined Jun. 2014
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Didnt you know...
Once you get roaches , you can never get rid of them!
That's not true. Just calling and responding to their calls, txt msgs and don't open the door when they visit.
If that doesn't work have the cops show up on her 3rd visit to bang on your door and have her A** arrested for stalking.
And see what a court order does. They worship that Law.
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2/26/2017 3:33:54 PM |
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dr_i_got_answer
Gwynn Oak, MD
50, joined Jun. 2014
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I hope i see you bending over , out in the garden today..
Just for the record cuposhit is korbyn. That annoying muf**ka who keep making those dumb a** threads?
He have dozens of fake profiles he post under and this is one of them.
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2/26/2017 3:35:03 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Here's a better one for you....
Invite them over and BEFIRE they get there have a friend or relative in the police force know they are coming and about how ling it will take them to get there and them they are a stalker from the internet and can they come over and photograph there vehicle in your parking lot while they're there.
STFU
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2/26/2017 6:45:50 PM |
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dr_i_got_answer
Gwynn Oak, MD
50, joined Jun. 2014
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Quote from cuposhit:
Here's a better one for you....
Invite them over and BEFIRE they get there have a friend or relative in the police force know they are coming and about how ling it will take them to get there and them they are a stalker from the internet and can they come over and photograph there vehicle in your parking lot while they're there.
I should STFU
You SHOULD STFU! I agree!
WTF are you even talking about??
Invite who? Who's doing the inviting? Why give them your address in the first place if you don't want anything to do with them? What if they show the cops PROOF you gave them your address? And what if they lock your dumb a** up for filing false charges and for impersonating a WOMAN!?
How long do think your lil punk a** will last locked up with real men korbyn??
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2/26/2017 7:15:05 PM |
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miss_trsh1
Mount Pleasant, MI
48, joined Sep. 2014
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I'll be your Master.
But I a non needy way. hahahaa..ahhh nice a job applicant
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2/26/2017 7:22:23 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Quote from cuposhit:
Here's a better one for you....
Invite them over and BEFIRE they get there have a friend or relative in the police force know they are coming and about how ling it will take them to get there and them they are a stalker from the internet and can they come over and photograph there vehicle in your parking lot while they're there.
STFU
You SHOULD STFU! I agree!
WTF are you even talking about??
Invite who? -- Whom ---- nunya
Who's doing the inviting? ---nunya
Why give them your address in the first place if you don't want anything to do with them? --- WYF are you talking about? Are you assuming I give people I don't know my address because you do?
What if they show the cops PROOF you gave them your address? -- the PROOF would have to include handwriting analysis conduct by a certified examiner
And what if they lock your dumb a** up for filing false charges -- I don't lie do the burden of proof is on them that I filed a false report
and for impersonating a WOMAN!? ----- woukdnt ever happen -- I can't impersonate a wonan
How long do think your lil punk a** --- how do you know I have a little ass? Are you stalking me?
will last locked up with real men --- there is no need for you to talk so vulgar and bring beastiality into the conversation.
korbyn?? oh .. you thought you were talking to KORBYN. Sorry. KORBYN, the doc wants to interview you, dear.
Lol... GirlyGirl you have a major hangup, don't you?
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2/26/2017 8:09:53 PM |
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pickygirl72
Pinon Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2011
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Was married 20 yrs and now single going on 6 yrs and I am finally doing what I want and now I am content. I am not really looking nor seeking a man at this time.
But open to any opportunity that comes my way.
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2/26/2017 9:52:49 PM |
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inde_5
Bonaire, GA
43, joined Sep. 2014
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Quote:: from dr_i_got_answer
:quote::Just for the record cuposhit is korbyn. That annoying muf**ka who keep making those dumb a** threads?
He have dozens of fake profiles he post under and this is one of them. quote
and... what year did you say,
You first join DH ??
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2/26/2017 9:59:44 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Are you asking me or Dr is a fool without a clue let alone an answer that question?
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2/26/2017 10:05:30 PM |
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lonewolf_d_69
Hong Kong
China
72, joined Jan. 2017
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You sure as hill ain't thinking of me any less!
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2/26/2017 10:32:49 PM |
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dr_i_got_answer
Gwynn Oak, MD
50, joined Jun. 2014
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Lol... GirlyGirl you have a major hangup, don't you?
So you think I didn't notice how you avoided my questions? And you never explained WTF you was talking about originally?
Next time you decide to tap dance around questions like Gregory Hines let me know beforehand. I'll break out my tuxedo, my wing tips and bring a date in a beautiful night gown and you can perform for us.
We'll add some food and make it a full evening.
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2/26/2017 10:37:20 PM |
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dr_i_got_answer
Gwynn Oak, MD
50, joined Jun. 2014
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and... what year did you say,
You first join DH ??
I been here a minute, 3-4 yrs or so. It's entertaining.
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2/26/2017 10:39:59 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Is it my turn to answer now?. Is it? Is it? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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2/26/2017 10:46:38 PM |
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bookwormtobutte
Rio Rancho, NM
37, joined Jan. 2016
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I put women into similar categories as I do cars:
Junkers
Exotics
High-Maintenance
Imports
Dependable
Rentals
Taxis
God knows, that women love blowing head gaskets just like most cars do, today......
I'm going to guess I'm the dependable.
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2/26/2017 10:49:41 PM |
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lonewolf_d_69
Hong Kong
China
72, joined Jan. 2017
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Is it my turn to answer now?. Is it? Is it? Huh? Huh? Huh?
You and I are married.
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2/26/2017 10:53:49 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Dammit I told you not to run your freakin'life mouth and tell everyone. Jeezus Crisco how are we going to get all the good chit on the register now!?!
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2/26/2017 11:02:03 PM |
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inde_5
Bonaire, GA
43, joined Sep. 2014
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Quote: from cupocheer:
quote:
Is it my turn to answer now?. Is it? Is it? Huh? Huh? Huh? ::laughing ::quote
You want to tell him how long youve been here ??
Originally ..
You know the answer ..You know i know this answer..but does he have any idea ??
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2/26/2017 11:02:49 PM |
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lonewolf_d_69
Hong Kong
China
72, joined Jan. 2017
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Dammit I told you not to run your freakin'life mouth and tell everyone. Jeezus Crisco how are we going to get all the good chit on the register now!?!
Sorry for being so braggadocious bebe. Please punish me when I get to our home residence of romance.
I'll bring some cool whip just in case we have some foreplay..
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2/26/2017 11:53:01 PM |
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enigmaathand
Leavittsburg, OH
36, joined Mar. 2013
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I'm going to guess I'm the dependable.
I can count the number of women that I know, in that category, on one hand....
Most of them fall into "Rental", "Taxi", and "Junker", with "High-Maintenance" being a very, VERY CLOSE 2ND.....
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2/26/2017 11:59:45 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I am not a car... no comparison.
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2/27/2017 12:00:04 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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2/27/2017 7:20:17 AM |
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purdibirrdii
Fort Collins, CO
51, joined Jan. 2017
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i'm too busy trying to become a waif. i can only focus on one person atta time!
*whispering to self* me,me,me just focus on me!
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2/27/2017 7:21:08 AM |
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burt_hurt
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Jan. 2017
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I'm unlovable.
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2/27/2017 7:39:27 AM |
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bookwormtobutte
Rio Rancho, NM
37, joined Jan. 2016
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I can count the number of women that I know, in that category, on one hand....
Most of them fall into "Rental", "Taxi", and "Junker", with "High-Maintenance" being a very, VERY CLOSE 2ND.....
I didn't quite understand the meaning of "Rental"
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2/27/2017 7:49:17 AM |
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purdibirrdii
Fort Collins, CO
51, joined Jan. 2017
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I'm unlovable.
I bet you're the only one who thinks this bullarky's true.
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2/27/2017 7:47:08 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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More trouble than it's worth.
I have learned very well how to take NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for an answer.
I'll just get rejected anyhow so why bother.
Women tell me I have a great sense of humor, but it never got me a date.
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2/27/2017 8:24:29 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Driver you sound like you should move into a cave and hibernate..... ....Ill bring some jelly bellies
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2/27/2017 11:19:48 PM |
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enigmaathand
Leavittsburg, OH
36, joined Mar. 2013
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I didn't quite understand the meaning of "Rental"
What do you do with a Rental Car?
You beat it up, and give it back to the dealer, while the insurance company pays for it....
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2/27/2017 11:31:48 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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2/27/2017 11:58:41 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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2/28/2017 12:08:39 AM |
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inde_5
Bonaire, GA
43, joined Sep. 2014
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2/28/2017 4:06:23 PM |
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bookwormtobutte
Rio Rancho, NM
37, joined Jan. 2016
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What do you do with a Rental Car?
You beat it up, and give it back to the dealer, while the insurance company pays for it....
I've never done that to a rental car, but OK.
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2/28/2017 5:29:17 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Why aren't you dating?
Because I live in the real world.
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2/28/2017 5:45:07 PM |
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joey1331
Clinton, MS
46, joined Apr. 2012
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Why aren't you dating?
Because I live in the real world. my world be real. You can't find the right fellow?
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2/28/2017 6:13:32 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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Driver you sound like you should move into a cave and hibernate..... ....Ill bring some jelly bellies
atleast Kermit is dating
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2/28/2017 7:55:19 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Don't be jelly, Babe... Kermie is short..
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3/1/2017 2:13:40 AM |
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M4mischief
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016
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im still looking for the rich man with a wine cellar.....
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3/1/2017 7:03:41 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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You are!?!
Do you know how difficult it is to find an eligible bachelor with a bidet?
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3/1/2017 7:22:37 AM |
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burt_hurt
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Jan. 2017
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Because you haven't asked OP.
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3/1/2017 7:32:28 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Are there any eligible, straight, male, bachelors, 63-73 with a bidet who might be interested in dating, in 'real life's, a wrinkled arsed, ol gal, with hootzpah and moxey that kickbox and knife fight with fervor?
How's that, Burt?
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3/1/2017 7:34:14 AM |
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burt_hurt
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Jan. 2017
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Are there any eligible, straight, male, bachelors, 63-73 with a bidet who might be interested in dating, in 'real life's, a wrinkled arsed, ol gal, with hootzpah and moxey that kickbox and knife fight with fervor?
How's that, Burt?
Hi I'm burt, I'm not 63-73 but my penis thinks it's that age.
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3/1/2017 7:40:23 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Really? And you can read minds and tell what others are thinking?
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3/1/2017 7:43:50 AM |
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burt_hurt
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Jan. 2017
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I can read American minds...after all they aren't much more than a 2 page pamphlet.
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sadlsticsienna
AƱatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
24, joined Jan. 2016
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Hi I'm burt, I'm not 63-73 but my penis thinks it's that age.
haha god so gud
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3/1/2017 7:47:06 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I can read American minds...after all they aren't much more than a 2 page pamphlet.
Good thing, I suppose, since you lack severely in comprehension.
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3/1/2017 7:49:39 AM |
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burt_hurt
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Jan. 2017
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Yes comprehension is quite unnecessary when dealing with Americans...a simple grunt requires little to no comprehension skills.
Possible 'chatting' detected.
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3/1/2017 7:53:22 AM |
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lsu_lsu
Houma, LA
50, joined Apr. 2011
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So argumentative Burt....go to your room
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3/1/2017 8:05:29 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Yes comprehension is quite unnecessary when dealing with Americans...a simple grunt requires little to no comprehension skills.
Possible 'chatting' detected.
Well, Burt --- there's your problem.
You have to be, at least, be bi-lingual in order to understand the 5-letter words.
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3/1/2017 8:07:41 AM |
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burt_hurt
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Jan. 2017
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Well, Burt --- there's your problem.
You have to be, at least, be bi-lingual in order to understand the 5-letter words.
That's good as I'm multilingual.
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3/1/2017 8:18:36 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Well, Duh!
Bi-lingual is "multi", sweetie.
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3/1/2017 3:10:57 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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No single men around my age.
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3/1/2017 4:44:01 PM |
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davisbro11
Manchester, TN
27, joined Aug. 2014
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I would if the woman on here I'd contact would give me a chance. I know I don't look all that great but god damn lol.
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3/1/2017 4:47:16 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Please don't damn my God in my threads.
As for your looks -- WTF cares?
External appearance does not make the person whom they are.
And if you are interested in a person, tell them. Then get to know them online before rushing them with pressure for more intimate contact. JMHO
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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Don't be jelly, Babe... Kermie is short..
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3/1/2017 6:03:06 PM |
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Momentum_007
Casa Nova
Brazil
33, joined Feb. 2017
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I'm more into the hit n run action myself
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3/1/2017 7:33:41 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Scooter.
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