3/21/2017 3:32:30 PM |
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lukepayne
Philadelphia, PA
41, joined Nov. 2013
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I guess after returning 3 times and having no luck I could see love is like a baseball game 3 strikes you're out, whether you win or lose.
I think ima call it quits here!
"Hope to see you laughing in the purple rain"!
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3/21/2017 5:24:23 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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Oh
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3/27/2017 11:42:25 AM |
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bigredheadguy
Sunbury, PA
37, joined Sep. 2014
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He never made it to first base.
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3/28/2017 2:06:33 PM |
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vanilla_cream2
Philadelphia, PA
41, joined Sep. 2014
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3/28/2017 2:14:14 PM |
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inde_5
Bonaire, GA
42, joined Sep. 2014
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"Hope to see you laughing in the purple rain"!
Sorry! ....that werent rain.
That was just me, drinking beer and pissing off the bridge above you.
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3/29/2017 12:41:25 AM |
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pickygirl72
Pinon Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2011
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I gave up on the dating side years ago. Why bother.
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3/29/2017 9:02:37 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Dating? On DH?
Hey, Picky. Ever think you had the hots for one of the members of this site when you was a wet behind the ears newbie?
I did.
WooHoo.
He was blowing my socks off left and right. Hell's Bells I was even pencilled in "chat dates" in my DayKeeper so I would be sure to log in when he was more apt to be online, also.
He was a fox! Whew! What buns... ummm.. I mean... fun.... yeah that's the ticket. Fun!
Months, honey.. months.. I followed him from pillar to post on this site. Sidled up to him when he might least expect it and tap him seductively on the shoulder.
Well, he fell for it and soon we were pming on-site, exchanging flirts, sweet nothings, and a little personal info -- not enough for a hook-up but enough to actually exchange a name other than a screenname.
Well, low and behold this witch demon from hell appeared in my inbox accusing me of all kinds of horrendous BS. From talking to "her man" on the phone to breaking up her best friend and this dude, in the most vicious and obscene language out side death row at an all male prison in NY or TX.
I laughed mostly cause the dumb c*nt had no clue! Besides, I was being "feminine" at the time. woohoo
As it turns out she must have been a dime (or a wannabe) because he told me he was severing our contact and going back to her.
I bid him fairwell with a poetic refrain, and haven't looked back.
Dating? On DH?
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3/30/2017 12:14:19 AM |
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inde_5
Bonaire, GA
42, joined Sep. 2014
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...You left me standing on the side of the road..in Utah.
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3/30/2017 4:36:19 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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You know that is not true, Inde.
You have left the impression that I just left you on a lonely secondary highway in the lonely western reserve of backwoods mountainous regions and just drove off.
That didn't happen and you know it, dear.
We were on the interstate and that was the rest area. I kept sending truckers in to tell you it was time to go but you just kept p*ssyfooting around and never came back.
What do you expect a gal to do -- access the men's john and escort you out by force? pfffttt
Not this ol'boys gal. I like my skirt hems dry.
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4/3/2017 5:36:30 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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4/17/2017 10:01:57 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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4/17/2017 10:05:34 PM |
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thebigugly0
Kent, OH
46, joined Sep. 2012
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5/12/2017 2:35:37 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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5/29/2017 11:49:14 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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He never made it to first base.
Lots and lots and lots of guys made it to first base and second and third and home on our "bullpen today"! 14 runs allowed in 2 innings turned an 8-2 lead into a 16-8 loss and all in the last two innings!
My expectations of this site are lower than humanly possible so I'll be quite if I ever meet anyone in here. But with my attitude what can I expect?
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