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4/1/2017 9:42:14 AM The April Fools' Case  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,927)
Wayne, NJ
64, joined Oct. 2009


The April Fools' case:

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me..

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly..

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago..

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him..

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY EVERYONE....

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4/1/2017 11:04:29 AM The April Fools' Case  

jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (3,177)
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016


April Fool Is No Joke!

Tragically Funny Sorp!

Salute!

*HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY*

4/1/2017 7:10:56 PM The April Fools' Case  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (85,930)
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013