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4/30/2017 11:15:33 AM Joke Of The Day  

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Laughter is the best medicine so they say and I agree.





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4/30/2017 6:52:13 PM Joke Of The Day  

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That's so true. That happened to me. lol



4/30/2017 9:15:13 PM Joke Of The Day  

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That's so true. That happened to me. lol



Good one.

5/1/2017 3:37:06 AM Joke Of The Day  

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5/1/2017 8:27:29 AM Joke Of The Day  
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On her first flight, Agnes, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light.Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."

5/2/2017 1:14:48 AM Joke Of The Day  

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5/3/2017 3:55:32 PM Joke Of The Day  

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5/14/2017 6:38:14 AM Joke Of The Day  

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Great jokes. They sure help. Thank you for posting them



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5/14/2017 6:54:04 AM Joke Of The Day  

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5/15/2017 10:19:18 PM Joke Of The Day  

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5/20/2017 1:36:13 AM Joke Of The Day  

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5/30/2017 10:29:22 PM Joke Of The Day  

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That was Freida last night, while I was eating caramel corn!

6/5/2017 11:42:34 AM Joke Of The Day  

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6/10/2017 5:50:30 PM Joke Of The Day  

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6/21/2017 9:05:22 AM Joke Of The Day  
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This joke always got me! "What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? -hold onto your balls this aint no ordinary blow job" a little perverted but i find it funny as hell for i first heard this joke when sandy was hitting nj and ny.

6/21/2017 2:29:48 PM Joke Of The Day  

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-z !!!

7/10/2017 10:14:31 PM Joke Of The Day  

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How does a surfer greet someone?






He waves!

7/11/2017 7:23:58 AM Joke Of The Day  

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How does a surfer greet someone?






He waves!


Good one.

7/11/2017 5:00:30 PM Joke Of The Day  

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7/11/2017 10:16:31 PM Joke Of The Day  

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What did the apple say to the worm?

You're boring me.

@Funny Jokes

7/12/2017 6:54:30 PM Joke Of The Day  

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7/12/2017 9:55:47 PM Joke Of The Day  

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7/16/2017 7:56:27 PM Joke Of The Day  

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LOOK AT THEM !!!!

7/18/2017 4:09:20 AM Joke Of The Day  

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awww....

7/18/2017 2:09:01 PM Joke Of The Day  

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Photobucket is really being a pain huh...

7/19/2017 9:30:03 AM Joke Of The Day  

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Photobucket is really being a pain huh...


They sure are. I heard they want to charge for folks that are not signed up with photbucket. To me that is a joke.

7/19/2017 5:55:54 PM Joke Of The Day  

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If that's true, I hope a lot of people boycott Photobucket.

7/21/2017 2:16:19 PM Joke Of The Day  

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Two senior ladies decide to see an adult movie.They watched the racy movie and started out of the theater.
One looked at the other and said "Are you blushing"?
The other replied "The man next to me masturbated through the whole movie".
Her friend said "You should have got up and changed seats"
She replied "I couldn't,he was using my hand!"

7/21/2017 3:01:10 PM Joke Of The Day  

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7/25/2017 4:37:27 PM Joke Of The Day  

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Awww poor little guy.



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7/26/2017 7:47:50 PM Joke Of The Day  

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8/1/2017 10:58:33 AM Joke Of The Day  

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A friend of mine, on Facebook, posted a short story this morning of something he saw. He saw an owl swoop down and pick up something off the ground. Well, the thing struggled... It was a skunk! lol The skunk spun around and the owl got a big surprise. I guess he won't be going after anything black and white anymore.

8/13/2017 1:34:45 PM Joke Of The Day  

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Quote from godsbutterfly1:
A friend of mine, on Facebook, posted a short story this morning of something he saw. He saw an owl swoop down and pick up something off the ground. Well, the thing struggled... It was a skunk! lol The skunk spun around and the owl got a big surprise. I guess he won't be going after anything black and white anymore.






8/16/2017 7:27:27 PM Joke Of The Day  

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8/23/2017 12:11:21 AM Joke Of The Day  

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8/24/2017 6:03:35 PM Joke Of The Day  

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^^^^^^




OH WELL

8/24/2017 8:14:19 PM Joke Of The Day  

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8/25/2017 9:47:52 AM Joke Of The Day  

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^^^^^^




OH WELL


Isn't that the truth! I'll even take slightly damaged.

9/4/2017 3:05:15 PM Joke Of The Day  

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I like fish!!!


9/5/2017 1:25:13 PM Joke Of The Day  

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A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for a holiday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Mikey, helping them bake some cupcakes.
After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Mikey to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table.
The cupcakes look delicious, Mike." his uncle said. He took a bite and said, "Mikey these are so good."
As he finished cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Mikey," his uncle said. "How did you get the icing so neat?
His nephew replied, "It was easy. I just licked them."
The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of cupcakes. "You licked all of these?"
Mikey replied, "Well no. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help."

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9/20/2017 6:49:42 PM Joke Of The Day  

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at him!!!

9/20/2017 7:36:10 PM Joke Of The Day  
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at him!!!



9/25/2017 4:19:43 AM Joke Of The Day  

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9/29/2017 11:09:15 PM Joke Of The Day  

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I think mine was in the same truck with yours

10/1/2017 9:27:23 PM Joke Of The Day  

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Mine was in the car/truck that man hit.

10/5/2017 1:05:15 PM Joke Of The Day  

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NOT DEAD !!!

10/29/2017 1:53:44 PM Joke Of The Day  

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Look at the mice gun..........

11/13/2017 4:23:20 AM Joke Of The Day  

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