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5/11/2017 7:02:26 PM The Garden of Eden.  

bumblebee7
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This is a hypothetical thread and question, so whether or not your are a believer or not...doesn't matter...read and answer it anyway...hypothetically if you have to.( long post..so skip it if you like)

Lets just suppose there is God, and he made Adam and set him on the earth with the hopes, there would be conditions pop up, that would test his path and faith. But they never did, because life was simple and free of anything that could bother someone, food so abundant you pick it off the plants like your in a candy store, sweet clean water, etc., etc.

Then God made Eve, hoping that might help the cause, but Adam and Eve at that point had no history of people behind them to fill their brains with much knowledge and at that time they were human, but like animals, it could be hard to tell the female from the male...other than a few slight differences, you'd have to really look, because eve didn't have breast that stayed big...they only grew when full of milk after a birth. then went down to nothing after the baby was weaned, and she had narrower hips than the women who came later, and no a** more than Adam had either hardly....and just like the animals, they didn't build a house together and plan Sunday trips to Lowes. They just ran into each other now and then, the mated once a year, then parted ways.

Well...the Eve idea failed too...there just wasn't enough going for situations that would test a persons faith and path in life.

This is where the tree, the apple and snake come into play...this was thought of by God and put into play, but he gave her the choice, because he didn't want a bad rap for it...she made the choice, bit the apple...and suddenly her upper thighs got thicker leading up to wider hips and a big ass, her tits stuck out, all plump like, she lost most of her body hair too..the hair on her head became finer and longer...the biggest change was, she looked at mating with a whole new attitude....

Then she looked over at Adam, and there he was with a sly smile and a huge boner....lol

she looked over at God, and there he was rubbing his hands together saying: I do believe I've found the right combination to put them to the test now...

Okay...now for the question.....considering the population and times as it is now.

What would this world be like, if Eve decided to resist, and never bit the apple and stayed like she was before she bit the apple????

Have fun with it....

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5/11/2017 8:02:07 PM The Garden of Eden.  

easttowest72
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Adams animal looking wife lilith is rarely talked about. Just goes to show a man will screw anything. I don't think things have changed much.

5/11/2017 8:43:59 PM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from easttowest72:
Adams animal looking wife lilith is rarely talked about. Just goes to show a man will screw anything. I don't think things have changed much.


Tsk Tsk! Your attitude is as bad as mine! No wonder you're still single!

Women are so headstrong and stubborn they would gladly burn in hell for all eternity than obey the Almighty God. Guess that's your attitude too, east.

5/11/2017 10:00:25 PM The Garden of Eden.  

lucky_1million
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We'd all be walking around naked all the time.

Genesis 2:25.

Clothing didn't come around until after we became aware of the difference between good and evil.



5/11/2017 11:19:03 PM The Garden of Eden.  

M4mischief
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we would never eat apples....

5/12/2017 12:36:14 AM The Garden of Eden.  
korbyn
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Humans would have the intellectual capacity of animals.

5/12/2017 5:01:24 AM The Garden of Eden.  
kungfu_candy
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There'd be no sex right?
And no sense of shame.

So people would be a** naked all over. Possibly all the same shape since there'd be no gluttony or sloth.

But no one would care in particular because they'd have no sexual urges.

So there'd still only be just Adam and Eve I'm guessing, unless they asked God for some friends and kept asking. Then every body would just be hanging around naming new shit and enjoying one another's company.

5/12/2017 5:56:27 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from driver406:
Tsk Tsk! Your attitude is as bad as mine! No wonder you're still single!

Women are so headstrong and stubborn they would gladly burn in hell for all eternity than obey the Almighty God. Guess that's your attitude too, east.
Here is the thing. When I find a guy that isn't after everyone there is a problem.

Once I dated a guy and he was gorgeous. We had our first date at olive garden. We spent 7 hours in the restaurant talking. The waitress came around 4 times before we ordered. I thought I had hit the jackpot. After he kissed me in the parking lot. He is the best kisser I ever met. We spent 2 hours every night talking on the phone. Our second date he have me a dozen roses. At dinner we were so into each other we barely ate. Time keeps passing and everything is wonderful. Then it comes time to have sex. It was so small it was almost non-existent. To be honest we just stopped. Then I realized this gorgeous guy with a great personality wasn't really that into me. Its just because of his downside he couldn't be a player.

5/12/2017 6:17:40 PM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from kungfu_candy:
Possibly all the same shape since there'd be no gluttony or sloth.


No bread or pasta... no having to farm the fields...no turning back to dust...

and bananas for everyone!









5/13/2017 3:16:12 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from easttowest72:
Here is the thing. When I find a guy that isn't after everyone there is a problem.

Once I dated a guy and he was gorgeous. We had our first date at olive garden. We spent 7 hours in the restaurant talking. The waitress came around 4 times before we ordered. I thought I had hit the jackpot. After he kissed me in the parking lot. He is the best kisser I ever met. We spent 2 hours every night talking on the phone. Our second date he have me a dozen roses. At dinner we were so into each other we barely ate. Time keeps passing and everything is wonderful. Then it comes time to have sex. It was so small it was almost non-existent. To be honest we just stopped. Then I realized this gorgeous guy with a great personality wasn't really that into me. Its just because of his downside he couldn't be a player.




I think this post has inspired my next thread.

5/13/2017 3:32:16 AM The Garden of Eden.  
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Quote from easttowest72:
Here is the thing. When I find a guy that isn't after everyone there is a problem.

Once I dated a guy and he was gorgeous. We had our first date at olive garden. We spent 7 hours in the restaurant talking. The waitress came around 4 times before we ordered. I thought I had hit the jackpot. After he kissed me in the parking lot. He is the best kisser I ever met. We spent 2 hours every night talking on the phone. Our second date he have me a dozen roses. At dinner we were so into each other we barely ate. Time keeps passing and everything is wonderful. Then it comes time to have sex. It was so small it was almost non-existent. To be honest we just stopped. Then I realized this gorgeous guy with a great personality wasn't really that into me. Its just because of his downside he couldn't be a player.


The real story is her vag is very very loose
but like the majority of woman pasty face
prefers to blame the bloke.

5/13/2017 3:34:47 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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^^^^^^^^he probably tucked his d*ck up his a** to hide it...as a way of getting rid of her.


The lengths people go to not be mean to someone is amazing sometimes....

5/13/2017 3:37:33 AM The Garden of Eden.  
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5/13/2017 3:46:18 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Lets see here...its probably 7 inches just to reach his ass, and another 4 to be able to keep it in there long enough to fool her.

Look can look at that two ways.

1) he went the length of 11 inches to not be mean.

2) she missed out on a super good looking guy, who is all romantic and all...with 11 inches of c*ck....because she's a nutcase.


...

5/13/2017 4:00:50 AM The Garden of Eden.  
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A nut case and very very loose down there

5/13/2017 4:54:34 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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I have a question for you my friend.

As you can see by reading these forums, American women seem to look at men as commodities....its like they are in Walmart going up and down grabbing items off the shelf to assemble the perfect men.

And when they complete him....they fall in love with him.

For me...and most men, we can't call that real true love...because with us, there is no magic formula, its not a sum total of parts...we just randomly fall in love when it happens, simple as that, no matter if everything is near perfect or not....and most of us don't fall in love that often as opposed to American women falling in love with every guy they have a few successful dates with and some good sex with.

and that, makes it all suspect to me, and why I question if this crap is real love or not...and why I'm not sure if I'll ever believe another one again or not...when they say they are in love with me...plus, after a month with them...their actions shows, its not real love, and about all men here will tell you that after a month with them...everything changes and almost everything goes to them and less to you.

Surely, this cannot be real love.

Is this how women are where you live?


Honest answer please.



[Edited 5/13/2017 4:55:49 AM ]

5/13/2017 5:36:08 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from bumblebee7:



I have a question for you my friend.

As you can see by reading these forums, American women seem to look at men as commodities....its like they are in Walmart going up and down grabbing items off the shelf to assemble the perfect men.

And when they complete him....they fall in love with him.

For me...and most men, we can't call that real true love...because with us, there is no magic formula, its not a sum total of parts...we just randomly fall in love when it happens, simple as that, no matter if everything is near perfect or not....and most of us don't fall in love that often as opposed to American women falling in love with every guy they have a few successful dates with and some good sex with.

and that, makes it all suspect to me, and why I question if this crap is real love or not...and why I'm not sure if I'll ever believe another one again or not...when they say they are in love with me...plus, after a month with them...their actions shows, its not real love, and about all men here will tell you that after a month with them...everything changes and almost everything goes to them and less to you.

Surely, this cannot be real love.

Is this how women are where you live?


Honest answer please.
Interesting I know a few women like this.

Good thread

5/13/2017 5:44:02 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from easttowest72:
Then it comes time to have sex. It was so small it was almost non-existent. To be honest we just stopped. Then I realized this gorgeous guy with a great personality wasn't really that into me. Its just because of his downside he couldn't be a player.
How was he not into you? how small is that exactly lol?
I kinda feel bad for him..

5/13/2017 8:07:55 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Thanks Kandy...yes there are women like this.

Good for you to notice.

However, I'm surprised that you consider me your friend.....


Well...one thing stands as true.

East/West considers men commodities as in the way I described.

and that's why she can't keep one and has turned into nutcase because of that...


See...we can agree on something...lol.


....



[Edited 5/13/2017 8:10:34 AM ]

5/13/2017 9:32:54 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from easttowest72:
. Then it comes time to have sex. It was so small it was almost non-existent.



5/13/2017 10:52:25 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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5/13/2017 5:13:30 PM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from easttowest72:
Adams animal looking wife lilith is rarely talked about. Just goes to show a man will screw anything. I don't think things have changed much.




that is not true! Even when drunk, I have rejected ugly.

5/14/2017 7:18:58 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Quote from bumblebee7:
This is a hypothetical thread..

Lets not suppose, there is God, and he made man let's call him bumble, then he gave him a penis but no instructions (like giving a loaded gun to a child), so while bumble was in the corner, God saw this abomination and realized he should have stared with Eve first but no back space key was invented so he was stuck with Bumble..

Then God made woman, she was intelligent, beautiful, charismatic, bold, kind, gentle, witty, independent, trusting and on and on the compliments went but he knew that such a selfless creature would tire of caring for his vast gardens that she would need a play mate. Looking at the abomination in the corner she knew she would never go near bumble and so he created the snake.

God knew the woman always caring and trusting nature she would trust the snake whole heartedly like she trust in God. The snake and the woman decided to go for a walk, God had mentioned to Eve that she may go anywhere and eat any fruit except from the tree of knowledge. She wondered and decided to ask the snake if he knew anything about the tree of knowledge he said, he had seen it in his many adventures and the fruit from that tree was so ripe and juicy that it was like nothing he had ever experienced.

She entered the garden and harvested one of the apples and remembering poor bumble punished in his corner little did she know he was slyly in the corner, huge smile and a boner..she wanted to save him so she offered him first bite being so selfless and then he offered her the second he was trying to show her he had some compassion. At that vey moment she realized all that she had and all that she didn't but now knew was she too was now an abomination and shamed God banished both from the garden for a sin is a sin no matter what.




Hope you enjoyed my story, please leave comments below

5/14/2017 7:55:02 PM The Garden of Eden.  

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My comment is.

We have a jaded women here, who doesn't like the fact that I say things that can be true about women, even though its not always what they want to hear.

and it bothers her.

I'd say that about sums it up.




I wrote this post so that everyone might have some fun with it....and you can if you have humor, an open mind and on even keel.



[Edited 5/14/2017 7:56:32 PM ]

5/14/2017 8:05:27 PM The Garden of Eden.  

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I'm going to take the first couple paragraphs of her writing and examine it.

Lets not suppose, there is God, and he made man let's call him bumble, then he gave him a penis but no instructions (like giving a loaded gun to a child), so while bumble was in the corner, God saw this abomination and realized he should have stared with Eve first but no back space key was invented so he was stuck with Bumble..

Then God made woman, she was intelligent, beautiful, charismatic, bold, kind, gentle, witty, independent, trusting and on and on the compliments went but he knew that such a selfless creature would tire of caring for his vast gardens that she would need a play mate. Looking at the abomination in the corner she knew she would never go near bumble and so he created the snake.


Well...she starts out saying: Lets ""not"" suppose, there is a God. Meaning there is no God or to this story.

Yet..she goes on to say...he made man...and God saw this and that...then starting out in the second paragraph with: Then God made woman.


What? Huh?

First, we are to assume there is no God and/or to this story???


Then you gone on with all the References to God and what he did???


Lets all think back to that commercial that made an analogy of your brain frying on drugs, by using a frying egg in the pan...Is THIS what happened to the person who wrote the story above???


Or...should she just resort to going back to kindergarten and starting school all over again....

Don't quite your day job...you'll never make it as a writer.

5/14/2017 8:23:45 PM The Garden of Eden.  

easttowest72
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Bumble in certain cultures a woman will (love) a man while he sits in prison. When boo gets out is when she realises how many women boo has.

Kandy spends her time playing Xbox while nana takes care of her kids. Notice she spends all evening on here. If she had a man she would be spending time with him. She has baby daddies who visit on an occasion. I know you see her true love for boo....remember she is on a dating site looking for a commodity until boo is paroled.

5/14/2017 9:54:34 PM The Garden of Eden.  

lucky_1million
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Quote from bumblebee7:
I wrote this post so that everyone might have some fun with it....and you can if you have humor, an open mind and on even keel.


If Eve hadn't ruined things... the earth probably would be over populated because nobody would die.

Snakes would have legs and they would be walking around and talking to us... and giving us bad advice.



5/14/2017 10:14:06 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Quote from bumblebee7:
I'm going to take the first couple paragraphs of her writing and examine it.

Lets not suppose, there is God, and he made man let's call him bumble, then he gave him a penis but no instructions (like giving a loaded gun to a child), so while bumble was in the corner, God saw this abomination and realized he should have stared with Eve first but no back space key was invented so he was stuck with Bumble..

Then God made woman, she was intelligent, beautiful, charismatic, bold, kind, gentle, witty, independent, trusting and on and on the compliments went but he knew that such a selfless creature would tire of caring for his vast gardens that she would need a play mate. Looking at the abomination in the corner she knew she would never go near bumble and so he created the snake.


Well...she starts out saying: Lets ""not"" suppose, there is a God. Meaning there is no God or to this story.

Yet..she goes on to say...he made man...and God saw this and that...then starting out in the second paragraph with: Then God made woman.


What? Huh?

First, we are to assume there is no God and/or to this story???


Then you gone on with all the References to God and what he did???


Lets all think back to that commercial that made an analogy of your brain frying on drugs, by using a frying egg in the pan...Is THIS what happened to the person who wrote the story above???


Or...should she just resort to going back to kindergarten and starting school all over again....

Don't quite your day job...you'll never make it as a writer.



Are you related to Jack y'all throw the same tantrums at the same time when a woman prides herself and kicks you in the wussy

I won't quit my job, if you stop humping the neighbours gnomes.

My story much more interesting thank your snore fest.

Poor dumbleboo.

5/14/2017 10:21:29 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Quote from lucky_1million:
If Eve hadn't ruined things... the earth probably would be over populated because nobody would die.

Snakes would have legs and they would be walking around and talking to us... and giving us bad advice.



It's already over populated and not many are dying, hospitals are trying to save everyone that's not the purpose of life.

When you expired no matter your human age, you die. Not go to the hospital and live longer and I'm only talking about adults and not children that have life threatening disease. I would never say that about anyone child.

5/14/2017 11:25:58 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Quote from bumblebee7:
My comment is.

We have a jaded women here, who doesn't like the fact that I say things that can be true about women, even though its not always what they want to hear.

and it bothers her.

I'd say that about sums it up.




I wrote this post so that everyone might have some fun with it....and you can if you have humor, an open mind and on even keel.


My comment back is that we have a man that is almost near 70 still talking shit about God like he doesn't exist, if your going to dish it out your a** better be able to take some of the shit back.

Stop acting like a retarded nit wit, and grow some real balls.

Calling me jaded, when your also jaded makes you a hypocrite.

Thanks for the compliment.

5/14/2017 11:59:15 PM The Garden of Eden.  
Mercedes_3
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Quote from bumblebee7:



I have a question for you my friend.

As you can see by reading these forums, American women seem to look at men as commodities....its like they are in Walmart going up and down grabbing items off the shelf to assemble the perfect men.

And when they complete him....they fall in love with him.

For me...and most men, we can't call that real true love...because with us, there is no magic formula, its not a sum total of parts...we just randomly fall in love when it happens, simple as that, no matter if everything is near perfect or not....and most of us don't fall in love that often as opposed to American women falling in love with every guy they have a few successful dates with and some good sex with.

and that, makes it all suspect to me, and why I question if this crap is real love or not...and why I'm not sure if I'll ever believe another one again or not...when they say they are in love with me...plus, after a month with them...their actions shows, its not real love, and about all men here will tell you that after a month with them...everything changes and almost everything goes to them and less to you.

Surely, this cannot be real love.

Is this how women are where you live?


Honest answer please.



In regard to here where I live I would say no

5/15/2017 4:18:24 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from easttowest72:
Bumble in certain cultures a woman will (love) a man while he sits in prison. When boo gets out is when she realises how many women boo has.

Kandy spends her time playing Xbox while nana takes care of her kids. Notice she spends all evening on here. If she had a man she would be spending time with him. She has baby daddies who visit on an occasion. I know you see her true love for boo....remember she is on a dating site looking for a commodity until boo is paroled.

Why do you say this

5/15/2017 5:51:00 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from luvlyshellz:
Are you related to Jack y'all throw the same tantrums at the same time when a woman prides herself and kicks you in the wussy

I won't quit my job, if you stop humping the neighbours gnomes.

My story much more interesting thank your snore fest.

Poor dumbleboo.


I can't figure out if your another fake profile of mikeys, or one of his puppets...or MRLD11

you didn't kick anyone's wussy.

To do that, you have to outwit them, and they take it bad.

I've had ones a lot better than you at writing, try their best and I still could outwit them. 6 years of them trying and failing, and even if someone did on a rare day get the better of me...I wouldn't take it bad, I'd be impressed. Nothing on a forum should bother anyone, words sure don't bother me.

In fact, I never finished reading what you wrote, because it started out bogus as I showed above....there is no God,...yes, there is...etc

all you've done is show that's a fake profile you've got there....signed on in March of this year and know all about me.

Yeah right....



[Edited 5/15/2017 5:51:45 AM ]

5/15/2017 5:55:25 AM The Garden of Eden.  

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Quote from Mercedes_3:
In regard to here where I live I would say no


Is that real no?

or with this ...its well, not really real, but could be in some cases...


Merc...you've seen me thru the years here.

Why do they even try?

Surely they have seen the best of them try to outwit me and take me down and fail, over and over again.

So why try, when you know in the end, your going to look bad?

Could it be some have a humiliation fetish and actually enjoy the humiliation ?



....

5/15/2017 9:35:19 AM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Quote from bumblebee7:
I can't figure out if your another fake profile of mikeys, or one of his puppets...or MRLD11

you didn't kick anyone's wussy.

To do that, you have to outwit them, and they take it bad.

I've had ones a lot better than you at writing, try their best and I still could outwit them. 6 years of them trying and failing, and even if someone did on a rare day get the better of me...I wouldn't take it bad, I'd be impressed. Nothing on a forum should bother anyone, words sure don't bother me.

In fact, I never finished reading what you wrote, because it started out bogus as I showed above....there is no God,...yes, there is...etc

all you've done is show that's a fake profile you've got there....signed on in March of this year and know all about me.

Yeah right....



I can't figure out if yor a real man or a man wh*re come here to be a drama queen in the forums instead or making an effort to find a woman to be happy with. Probably one of Hillary Clinton's lesbian minions buying and selling weapons for ISIS.

Looks like your one of the idiots here that will be making the same insults for the next generation, I'm not your dead mothers insulting generation, I have a titanium back bone. If your finished being dirty old pervert, done picking the ticks and lice off your manhood you might come up with an insult, one that's up to my intelligence



[Edited 5/15/2017 9:36:59 AM ]

5/15/2017 9:39:39 AM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Now I see why most of the men are calling you a whiny douche bag. In this case I'll agree.

5/15/2017 10:09:07 AM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
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Quote from bumblebee7:
I can't figure out if your another fake profile of mikeys, or one of his puppets...or MRLD11

you didn't kick anyone's wussy.

To do that, you have to outwit them, and they take it bad.

I've had ones a lot better than you at writing, try their best and I still could outwit them. 6 years of them trying and failing, and even if someone did on a rare day get the better of me...I wouldn't take it bad, I'd be impressed. Nothing on a forum should bother anyone, words sure don't bother me.

In fact, I never finished reading what you wrote, because it started out bogus as I showed above....there is no God,...yes, there is...etc

all you've done is show that's a fake profile you've got there....signed on in March of this year and know all about me.

Yeah right....


who's mikey is he one of your lovers, next to trump, bill and bush. You have your hands f**kin full.

5/17/2017 11:38:19 PM The Garden of Eden.  

brl8987
Fort Payne, AL
27, joined Mar. 2012


Bumble finally came out of the closet to me over pvt msg

5/18/2017 5:50:06 AM The Garden of Eden.  

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (73,672)
Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
online now!


Shell...mikey is the one below you ..this guy^^^^^^^^^^^

Here's the deal, if someone I don't know and never encountered goes after me and they are a woman.

I figure, they are jaded and some of the things I posted about women, just got to them so much, they had to go after me.

but, if that's not the case, then they are just a troll in a fake profile, who I've encountered before and they lost the battle.

There are no other choices, its either one or the other.

Its as simple as that. Process of elimination.


But, don't stop now...this has been a lot of fun for me. Its fun rattling someone bones and watching them desperately trying to keep up and come up with something good.

You haven't so far, but its fun seeing you try so hard,...lol

5/18/2017 9:11:17 AM The Garden of Eden.  
lets_get_funky
Killeen, TX
28, joined Feb. 2017


Quote from easttowest72:
Adams animal looking wife lilith is rarely talked about. Just goes to show a man will screw anything. I don't think things have changed much.




5/18/2017 12:11:40 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
Mississauga, ON
38, joined Mar. 2017


Quote from brl8987:
Bumble finally came out of the closet to me over pvt msg


Bumble is this Mikey person that's why he says she

I like yanking his man udders now and then, to see if I get some milk..bish is f**kin thirsty



[Edited 5/18/2017 12:12:17 PM ]

5/18/2017 12:19:07 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
Mississauga, ON
38, joined Mar. 2017


Quote from bumblebee7:
Shell...mikey is the one below you ..this guy^^^^^^^^^^^

Here's the deal, if someone I don't know and never encountered goes after me and they are a woman.

I figure, they are jaded and some of the things I posted about women, just got to them so much, they had to go after me.

but, if that's not the case, then they are just a troll in a fake profile, who I've encountered before and they lost the battle.

There are no other choices, its either one or the other.

Its as simple as that. Process of elimination.


But, don't stop now...this has been a lot of fun for me. Its fun rattling someone bones and watching them desperately trying to keep up and come up with something good.

You haven't so far, but its fun seeing you try so hard,...lol


we know your fake no need to brag.

That's it I'm trying to keep up with a 70 year old man.

5/18/2017 12:20:36 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
Mississauga, ON
38, joined Mar. 2017


Quote from lets_get_funky:


Yea but dumbledoo hasn't screwed anything in 30 years.

5/18/2017 1:04:36 PM The Garden of Eden.  

mylegsarecold
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,660)
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011


I am stuck on the part on why woman would have no titties unless lactating

What am I supposed to hang on to at night?



[Edited 5/18/2017 1:06:15 PM ]

5/18/2017 3:52:06 PM The Garden of Eden.  
luvlyshellz
Mississauga, ON
38, joined Mar. 2017


Quote from mylegsarecold:
I am stuck on the part on why woman would have no titties unless lactating

What am I supposed to hang on to at night?


Huh, you gotten weird these few days, are you dating a new woman

Slaps the frog out of you



5/18/2017 4:21:39 PM The Garden of Eden.  

brl8987
Fort Payne, AL
27, joined Mar. 2012




Me yanking my crank behind bumbles house(old school bus)



[Edited 5/18/2017 4:22:14 PM ]

5/18/2017 7:16:56 PM The Garden of Eden.  
rightguyforu592
Lisle, IL
36, joined May. 2017


^^^^
U got a thick stick, rick.

5/18/2017 10:49:07 PM The Garden of Eden.  
starr_baby_doll
Over 2,000 Posts (3,510)
Danville, IL
33, joined Sep. 2016


Now that 70s make out song is stuck in my head..*singing*

In the garden of Eden baby
Don't you know that I love you

In the garden of Eden honayy don't you know that I'll always be true




Don't ask how I know that song

5/19/2017 3:14:22 AM The Garden of Eden.  

stratus55
Over 2,000 Posts (2,822)
Jackson, GA
52, joined Jan. 2017


girly,in horse shoes thats called a leaner maybe..the whole spectrum of all things has to be dealt with...