cook him good meals, meat and taters, keep lots of cold beer in the fridge, give him control of the remote control, don't ask him to do anymore than take out the trash once a week and occasionally open a jar for u...don't talk about your stupid family members and give him a bj once in a while without being asked..........simple, u r welcome

oh yea, get rid of any cats u might have

cook him good meals, meat and taters, keep lots of cold beer in the fridge, give him control of the remote control, don't ask him to do anymore than take out the trash once a week and occasionally open a jar for u...don't talk about your stupid family members and give him a bj once in a while without being asked..........simple, u r welcome

cook him good meals, meat and taters, keep lots of cold beer in the fridge, give him control of the remote control, don't ask him to do anymore than take out the trash once a week and occasionally open a jar for u...don't talk about your stupid family members and give him a bj once in a while without being asked..........simple, u r welcome

cook him good meals, meat and taters, keep lots of cold beer in the fridge, give him control of the remote control, don't ask him to do anymore than take out the trash once a week and occasionally open a jar for u...don't talk about your stupid family members and give him a bj once in a while without being asked..........simple, u r welcome

cook him good meals, meat and taters, keep lots of cold beer in the fridge, give him control of the remote control, don't ask him to do anymore than take out the trash once a week and occasionally open a jar for u...don't talk about your stupid family members and give him a bj once in a while without being asked..........simple, u r welcome

Ok, let's see:
My man does most of the cooking.
He doesn't drink.
He can have the damn remote.
He takes out the trash, grass bags, and recycles.
I can open my own damn jars.
BJ that's between us

That's how "it works" in this household

Simple, you're welcome

I prefer to do the cooking, there will be no Hamburger Helper coming out of my kitchen.

I don't drink.

I don't watch TV.

I used to work as a Butler, my house is spotless.

I'm currently working as a Former for an aviation parts manufacturer, suffice it to say hammering on sheet metal all day leaves my hands sore, I'll need a lady to open a jar for me.

Don't care who or what you talk about it, just don't get upset if my eyes glaze over.

I prefer to have boobs in my face to a BJ, or with my current job, my arms and hands rubbed.

Please apply within.

^ Hate mongers..

this by Mr. skank c*nt man.....have u no shame, im trying to give sound advice to these lonely gals...please tell them there is a butler among us that cleans, cooks doesn't drink and doesn't like bjs....light a candle and don't curse the darkness

Odd, I didn't do all that stuff to land Bob

Don't come in too fast, make sure the landing gear is down and ease him on down the tarmac.

That's easy ya hit him over the head with an iron skillet and tie em to the bed

He works in a flower shop for his day job and cuts hair at night, Jer.


Sorry, Tech. The Debil made me do it.

ST1 and Jer,

You're both buttheads.

ST1
Heck just 2 weeks ago you were saying he is a good man since he has to own every tool in the world.

But, you both couldn't be more wrong. He is one hell of a tuff dude. 6'2, and as strong as an ox. He's been part of a motorcycle club for many years, those guys don't play that way, I've been to their clubhouse, some of those dudes be mean and all that shit


Anyways, what we've got works for us

Wow, another sensitive nerve stepped on.......congrats and say hi to tuffy for us

Ok, let's see:
My man does most of the cooking.
He doesn't drink.
He can have the damn remote.
He takes out the trash, grass bags, and recycles.
I can open my own damn jars.
BJ that's between us

That's how "it works" in this household

Simple, you're welcome