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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
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6/23/2017 9:48:48 PM |
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GalaxyRogue1
Denver, CO
47, joined Dec. 2016
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DH
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6/24/2017 12:47:31 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
98, joined Jun. 2013
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DH
How so?
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6/24/2017 1:02:52 AM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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Walking down porch steps missed the last step fell twisted ankle laid up for a week
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6/24/2017 6:21:39 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/24/2017 6:39:37 AM |
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itzatrapp
Al Hufuf
Saudi Arabia
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By somebody over the internet. Yah, ...that was the dumbest.
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6/24/2017 10:51:22 AM |
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sadlsticsienna
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
24, joined Jan. 2016
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When I was in year 2 someone hit me in the head with a baseball bat at school and I was unconscious for like 10 mins lol
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6/24/2017 11:21:53 AM |
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playingindirt
Eugene, OR
61, joined Mar. 2014
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knocking myself out on a bicycle.
it was awesome riding my bicycle every morning. I knew the road well and me and my bicycle did some pretty dicey turns and fun stuff but my bike could handle it.
then one morning a sand truck went through leaving a film of sugar fine white beach sand all over the road.
it's impossible to see it until you're right up on it. then it's too late.
I took that turn as fast as I usually do. bam! out I went.
I was out for about 10 minutes. I just got up and got back on my bike and rode home. didn't realize I had been out until I was a few blocks away and everything started clicking. lol
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6/24/2017 12:03:29 PM |
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sadlsticsienna
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
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Oh wait my mum said I was unconscious for like 2 Hrs I think. She said they should of called ambulance after 10. I also sprained my ankle once by kicking the ball weird and hurt my tail bone by slaming my butt down hard when we were grass surfing with boggie boards lol
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6/24/2017 6:19:48 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/24/2017 7:05:44 PM |
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rubyrose2015
Seagrove, NC
98, joined Sep. 2015
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Picked up a heavy piece of ceramic, dropped it, shards dug into my left ankle. It hurt for a long time afterwards.
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6/25/2017 12:41:22 AM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Walking down porch steps missed the last step fell twisted ankle laid up for a week
NOT GOOD! I twisted that bleeping thing so bad I could hardly walk but I wouldn't go to the hospital because I was afraid they'd put it in a cast and then I couldn't work. If you can walk on it then it isn't broken, right? It must have taken that thing six months to really heal up, though I was walking again right away. Yeah, that's a bummer, Lisa. Done the same thing myself.
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6/25/2017 12:42:45 AM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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You're lucky you're still with us, Sienna!
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6/25/2017 12:47:27 AM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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Yea it was it was black and blue
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6/25/2017 1:12:48 AM |
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sadlsticsienna
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
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You're lucky you're still with us, Sienna!
Nah that wasn't too bad, I had pnemonia like 8 times when I was a kid. If anything would of killed me it would of been that. I had a drip in my arm for over a month, it became a part of me lol. I was like begging them not to take it out
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6/25/2017 2:10:48 AM |
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ms_Champagne
AngualastoAustralian Capital
Australia
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I was trying to push a cabinet to a different spot.. and I slipped on the side of it and broke my rib... ..silly me.
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6/25/2017 4:09:40 AM |
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cavie59
Enid, OK
58, joined Feb. 2010
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I slipped while climbing a fence and had the top dig into my chest from my belly to my neck. I do have a great looking scar from that.
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6/25/2017 4:27:58 AM |
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jack_gulf
Cameron, LA
51, joined Jan. 2017
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Sprained my wrist masturbating
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6/25/2017 4:07:28 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/25/2017 5:53:06 PM |
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ms_Champagne
AngualastoAustralian Capital
Australia
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Another time I was in a rush.. walking over cobble stone path.. and one of the stones was a bit wonky and I trip and fell to my knees... mega blush, but I did burst out laughing.. my jeans are now trendy with a nice hole on the knee..
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6/25/2017 5:56:09 PM |
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dontcatfishmeok
Miami, FL
27, joined May. 2017
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I got a paper cut on my index finger from turning the page too fast. It was the worst pain ever!!
No one there to kiss it to make it feel better, it was bloody awful.
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6/25/2017 5:59:10 PM |
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ms_Champagne
AngualastoAustralian Capital
Australia
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hahahaha D you crack me up..
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6/25/2017 6:15:02 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
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I got electrocuted when I was a kid.. It got a hold of me, and wouldn't turn me loose.. I couldn't walk for a couple of hours after.. It's a wonder it didn't stop my heart..
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6/25/2017 9:29:39 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/25/2017 9:47:44 PM |
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thekinghasrisen
San Diego, CA
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I sprained my ankle playing some made up Marine Corps ball game that I can no longer remember the name of.
It was the only time I've ever sprained my ankle and I don't even know enough about how it happened to tell a competent story about it.
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6/26/2017 5:58:21 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/26/2017 7:34:30 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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Most ways of self injury end up being dumb.
I guess getting caught in my zipper takes the cake....lol
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6/26/2017 7:35:52 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Most recently walking down a set of steps and stepping out thinking I was on the bottom step...but I wasn't on the bottom step...so face planted the concrete instead.
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6/26/2017 7:40:25 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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6/26/2017 9:13:01 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/26/2017 9:45:45 AM |
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kandykayn
Clarksville, TN
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I caught a third degree burn on my thumb about two years ago.
Dumb a** oven mitt ripped at the thumb unbeknownst to me as I confidently grasped the hot pan out of the oven
It took about six months for it to completely heal and to this day the tip of my thumb is numb and has a permanent dent.
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6/26/2017 2:00:56 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/26/2017 4:58:30 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/26/2017 6:33:35 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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I've come so close to traumatically neutering myself so many times in my work it stopped being funny many years ago. Okay. It's a little funny. Walking down the length of the edge of a floor or ceiling joist and losing my balance and damn near popping a testicle in the fall. But it has never happened. Not in a ball crunching way at least. WHEW!!!
But I have stopped on a flat blade shovel last year bringing the wooden handle swinging up to a ringing crack on the side of my head. Even got a cauliflower ear from that slapstick comedy event. I can laugh at it now but it stung like a sunovab*tch at the time and for the next week.
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6/26/2017 6:35:02 PM |
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rightguyforu732
Lisle, IL
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Stepping in a hole
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6/26/2017 6:37:49 PM |
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GalaxyRogue1
Denver, CO
47, joined Dec. 2016
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I just got hurt because "seattle local" thread guy blocked me
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6/26/2017 8:40:35 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/26/2017 8:44:23 PM |
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rubyrose2015
Seagrove, NC
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6/26/2017 8:50:39 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
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I've come so close to traumatically neutering myself so many times in my work it stopped being funny many years ago. Okay. It's a little funny. Walking down the length of the edge of a floor or ceiling joist and losing my balance and damn near popping a testicle in the fall. But it has never happened. Not in a ball crunching way at least. WHEW!!!
But I have stopped on a flat blade shovel last year bringing the wooden handle swinging up to a ringing crack on the side of my head. Even got a cauliflower ear from that slapstick comedy event. I can laugh at it now but it stung like a sunovab*tch at the time and for the next week.
...I did that by stepping on a heavy duty rake at work.. Damn near took my head off... Blood was gushin out of my head, and ear.. That side of my shirt was soaked in it, but you know, the worst part was the pain.. Woo hoo..
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6/26/2017 9:47:07 PM |
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sillylaugher61
Murrysville, PA
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a 300lb girl ran over me while going downhill on a 10 speed bike.
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6/26/2017 9:48:32 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
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...Damn!...
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6/26/2017 9:58:44 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
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...I did that by stepping on a heavy duty rake at work.. Damn near took my head off... Blood was gushin out of my head, and ear.. That side of my shirt was soaked in it, but you know, the worst part was the pain.. Woo hoo..
I TOTALLY sympathize sir.
And Mr. Sillylaughter might just win the prize. Or take the cake. Whichever that 300lb woman prefers..
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6/26/2017 10:04:27 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
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I TOTALLY sympathize sir.
And Mr. Sillylaughter might just win the prize. Or take the cake. Whichever that 300lb woman prefers..
..Yeah, that was some 3 Stooges bullshit, Goobs, but I managed to do it all by myself...
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6/27/2017 5:23:11 AM |
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mary__me
Lake City, AR
54, joined Mar. 2014
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I've got a ton that are worthy of Americas Funniest Videos after crushing my left ankle in a MVA back in the 80s. Periodically and without warning my ankle fails to do its job.
A few years back, I was running up the basement steps when suddenly my left ankle gave way and I fell up the basement stairs and just about hobbled myself.
Both legs just above my ankles crashed into the front of the top step real real hard. It took about an hour before I could bear weight.
I STILL have an indention in both legs where I chipped the tibia.
Another time I was running on a treadmill at a very crowded gym. Ankle gave way and the next thing you know I was picking myself up off the floor behind the machine where the conveyor belt unceremoniously tossed me. I limped away with a very nice bruise on my gluteus maximus in the shape of a tic tac toe game.
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6/27/2017 6:20:17 AM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
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I've got a ton that are worthy of Americas Funniest Videos after crushing my left ankle in a MVA back in the 80s. Periodically and without warning my ankle fails to do its job.
A few years back, I was running up the basement steps when suddenly my left ankle gave way and I fell up the basement stairs and just about hobbled myself.
Both legs just above my ankles crashed into the front of the top step real real hard. It took about an hour before I could bear weight.
I STILL have an indention in both legs where I chipped the tibia.
Another time I was running on a treadmill at a very crowded gym. Ankle gave way and the next thing you know I was picking myself up off the floor behind the machine where the conveyor belt unceremoniously tossed me. I limped away with a very nice bruise on my gluteus maximus in the shape of a tic tac toe game.
.. That doesn't sound good..
Did you happen to save any proof pics of that tic tac toe game??
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6/27/2017 6:24:20 AM |
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joebrown80_agai
Opa Locka, FL
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.. That doesn't sound good..
Did you happen to save any proof pics of that tic tac toe game??
Stfu pedo Mike.....arent u pose to be chasing lil boys
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6/27/2017 8:52:31 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/27/2017 8:53:44 AM |
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rightguyforu732
Lisle, IL
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I caught a third degree burn on my thumb about two years ago.
Dumb a** oven mitt ripped at the thumb unbeknownst to me as I confidently grasped the hot pan out of the oven
It took about six months for it to completely heal and to this day the tip of my thumb is numb and has a permanent dent.
Baby ur still sexy
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6/27/2017 8:55:23 AM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
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Stfu pedo Mike.....arent u pose to be chasing lil boys
You're the one always talkin that talk...
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6/27/2017 1:13:31 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/27/2017 1:57:53 PM |
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sparks_01
Ocala, FL
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by association with nitwits
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6/27/2017 8:15:32 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/28/2017 12:47:10 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/28/2017 12:55:32 AM |
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rubyrose2015
Seagrove, NC
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6/28/2017 1:04:00 AM |
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sparks_01
Ocala, FL
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6/28/2017 2:12:10 AM |
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dantana77
Frederick, MD
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skiing..scoped out this 4 ft high jump all night so decided to hit it on last run. got off the lift, tucked and flew straight down the slope. Hit it doing probably 40mph. tip of ski got snagged slighty and launched me forward, I was so high up my pole hit the quad lift above me. crashed on my shoulder and slid in a cloud of snow and dignity all the way to the door to the ski patrol office. at least I was on a stretcher quickly. Broken arm on first night of 7 day trip
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6/28/2017 10:41:01 PM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/29/2017 7:00:49 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
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6/29/2017 7:04:35 AM |
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rightguyforu732
Lisle, IL
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F**k u korbyn
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