| 6/27/2017 12:41:24 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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These ideas look super and I am going to try them all....tomorrow.
Old people look at things differently:
1. My goal for 2017 was to lose just 10 pounds . . . I now have only 15 to go.
2. I had a salad for dinner . . it was mostly croutons & tomatoes . . really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce . . and cheese . . okay, fine, it was a pizza . . I had a pizza for dinner.
3. How to prepare Tofu in two steps: 1) Throw it in the trash; 2) Grill some Meat.
4. I did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to brag but . . . I finished my 14-day diet meals in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented . . . . I forgot where I was going with this.
11. Even though I'm over 80, I learn something new every day . . .however, I forget 5 other things.
12. A thief broke into my house last night and was searching for money . . . when I woke up, we searched together.
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| 6/27/2017 1:54:01 PM |
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jack_sunset
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016
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And You've Got To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself!
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| 6/27/2017 4:15:15 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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They are all funny
[Edited 6/27/2017 4:16:37 PM ]
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| 6/27/2017 4:56:51 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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Jack, in my frame of mind it is a wonder I even know what laughter is!
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| 6/27/2017 5:32:01 PM |
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jack_sunset
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Jack, in my frame of mind it is a wonder I even know what laughter is!
That's Funny Lyn!
And That's Why You're The Top Poster In This Forum!
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| 6/27/2017 10:38:02 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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Maybe, Jackel, but you beat me out in all the other ones, dear.
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| 6/27/2017 10:39:50 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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They are all funny
Oh, I like that one Babe, your thoughts are kind and expressive.
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| 6/27/2017 11:11:05 PM |
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jack_sunset
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Maybe, Jackal, but you beat me out in all the other ones, dear.
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| 7/23/2017 8:16:13 PM |
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jinxthejuvy11
Philadelphia, PA
51, joined Aug. 2014
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Great jokes!
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| 7/24/2017 12:00:00 PM |
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jack_sunset
Cameron, LA
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Maybe, Jackal, but you beat me out in all the other ones, dear.
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| 7/24/2017 3:47:35 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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Well for goodness sakes, Jackal,
you are a handsome fellow. Do you get phantom messages from lots of gals years younger than you and many miles away wanting you to take up with them? I get wayyyyy too many! I get very tired of them. 
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| 7/25/2017 1:05:59 PM |
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dandruff
Cleveland, OH
48, joined May. 2009
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