| 7/23/2017 8:56:53 PM |
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lightsquare
Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
44, joined Dec. 2014
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Giving nignogs a break here and picking on redneck honkies
Official Porch Honky song: https://youtu.be/xIAhzRR_I14
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| 7/24/2017 2:40:05 AM |
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renee398
Chilhowie, VA
38, joined Jan. 2015
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Porch honkie? You gotta be making the this sht up.. well porch honkie checking in..Yup I have had a raccoon on my shoulder before,and a few squirrels also...
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| 7/24/2017 5:59:21 AM |
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Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
44, joined Dec. 2014
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Porch honkie? You gotta be making the this sht up.. well porch honkie checking in..Yup I have had a raccoon on my shoulder before,and a few squirrels also...
They do exist in small towns and villages. Its a place to gossip and waste the time away.
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| 7/24/2017 6:02:57 AM |
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ltlwing
Williamsburg, OH
53, joined Oct. 2013
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We have a restaurant in town where all the same old men come in every day for breakfast. Why do men do this?
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| 7/24/2017 6:05:06 AM |
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Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
44, joined Dec. 2014
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We have a restaurant in town where all the same old men come in every day for breakfast. Why do men do this?
They do that to get the dirt on whats going and bust balls.
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| 7/24/2017 9:06:57 AM |
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lightsquare
Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
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| 7/24/2017 10:26:19 AM |
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vanilla_cream2
Philadelphia, PA
41, joined Sep. 2014
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 7/24/2017 10:48:31 AM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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They do exist in small towns and villages. Its a place to gossip and waste the time away.
I love that right there... I'm 10 minutes from, SEC college football at it's finest, and 2 minutes from a store that looks like that.. I'll take that, and f**k a bunch of Yankees, that live on top of each other..
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| 7/24/2017 10:51:01 AM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
44, joined Dec. 2014
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We have a restaurant in town where all the same old men come in every day for breakfast. Why do men do this?
They talk shit about liberals and discuss the farm report.
This is what happens when you stop caring about sex...
Man,I can't wait! 
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| 7/24/2017 10:55:13 AM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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Honkies be honkin
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| 7/24/2017 10:57:23 AM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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Woo hoo...
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| 7/24/2017 11:01:28 AM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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Porch honkeys use to sit on the porch in the evening after a hard day of work. Now we usually gather on the porch waiting for the steaks to be done. Someone hand me an ice cold beer
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| 7/24/2017 11:02:29 AM |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Where's my swing
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| 7/24/2017 11:10:04 AM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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All I have is a double rocker 
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| 7/24/2017 11:12:00 AM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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Civilized whites don't have a porch or cook steaks on it, they have A/C and go to the Outback for their steaks.
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| 7/24/2017 11:21:40 AM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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Civilized whites don't have a porch or cook steaks on it, they have A/C and go to the Outback for their steaks.
That's where they missin out though..
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| 7/24/2017 11:58:09 AM |
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sinceresammy
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014
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I'd sit on my porch, but the GD hillbillies across the street would stare at me!
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| 7/24/2017 12:00:28 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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I'd sit on my porch, but the GD hillbillies across the street would stare at me!
You should move to a better neighborhood Sammy.
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| 7/24/2017 12:49:15 PM |
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vanilla_cream2
Philadelphia, PA
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| 7/24/2017 12:51:59 PM |
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phil406
Pueblo, CO
53, joined Jul. 2009
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Wow haven't heard Honkies in a long time; they still exist in rural Colorado farm towns. They keep to themselves since the motor's on the front lawn flamingos style they don't drive. Hmm might have to add them to the Endangered species act to save that rustic lifestyle! Oh who am I kidding, yee-haw and heck yea just like the dukes of hazard! 
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| 7/24/2017 12:54:39 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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Remember n**gers, if you are not a honkie you can't use the word Honkie...
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| 7/24/2017 1:01:15 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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Any y'all ever get piss hungry.... Wake up in the middle of the night, and feel the need to piss on a tree, or bush..?? Woo hoo..
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| 7/24/2017 1:04:14 PM |
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track_empirion
Pineville, NC
50, joined Mar. 2014
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The really sad think about Mikey is, he doesn't do anything else but post on DH, and his posts lack any substance whatsoever cuz he isn't intelligent enough to say or do much of anything. If he had something else to do, anything at all, maybe he wouldn't be here constantly. Alas, drinking and DH are all he ever does. That's it.
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| 7/24/2017 1:05:26 PM |
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track_empirion
Pineville, NC
50, joined Mar. 2014
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Any y'all ever get piss hungry
Fag
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| 7/24/2017 1:25:55 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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Uncle thinks grilling is uncivilized
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| 7/24/2017 1:30:57 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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I'd sit on my porch, but the GD hillbillies across the street would stare at me!
I hate them fake Ohio hillbillies.. They starin mother f**kers..
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| 7/24/2017 1:39:38 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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I wish porch honkies would quit shootin little kids and Grandmothers....
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| 7/24/2017 1:48:37 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
55, joined Aug. 2016
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This skank shit is so f**kin easy..
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| 7/24/2017 2:02:19 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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Uncle thinks grilling is uncivilized
Correct, commoners do it.
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| 7/24/2017 2:27:35 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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Common people I'm sure trump has been to a bbq
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| 7/24/2017 2:34:01 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
44, joined Dec. 2014
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Unc doesn't have the manly skill to grill
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| 7/24/2017 2:34:22 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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Common people I'm sure trump has been to a bbq
I'm sure he has too, Trump has money...not class
Common as muck like 99% of Americans.
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| 7/24/2017 2:37:44 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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Unc doesn't have the manly skill to grill
Like this guy does?
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| 7/24/2017 2:38:54 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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| 7/24/2017 2:47:30 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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So socializing and enjoying a steak means you have no class. Not doing those things means you don't have space and can't afford a grill. Doesn't happen in gov't housing because the grill is stolen as soon as it gets dark.
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| 7/24/2017 3:13:05 PM |
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sinceresammy
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014
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Common people I'm sure trump has been to a bbq
Actually I'd bet he doesn't. He likes to stuff his fat face at Club 21 in NY. He pretends he's like the common man, but if you examine his life style, he lives like a fat king!
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| 7/24/2017 3:17:02 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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Someone who goes out can't possibly like to grill?
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| 7/24/2017 3:17:30 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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So socializing and enjoying a steak means you have no class.
No not at all, socializing and enjoying steak on a porch does though
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| 7/24/2017 3:21:06 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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In the south we have hot weather. We need shade is the reason we have covered areas. Most houses have an uncovered deck but when it gets hot everyone moves to a comfortable area. Houses in the south are beautiful.
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| 7/24/2017 3:22:13 PM |
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uncle_bulgaria
Houston, TX
50, joined Apr. 2017
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In the south we have hot weather. We need shade is the reason we have covered areas. Most houses have an uncovered deck but when it gets hot everyone moves to a comfortable area. Houses in the south are beautiful.
Hence the intelligent classy white have A/C and go to nice restaurants for their socializing and steak!
Someone get this b*tch a clue
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| 7/24/2017 3:29:09 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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Classy white people entertain in their homes also. We don't live in some ghetto apt.
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| 7/24/2017 5:14:50 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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<~~~ Gots me a wraparound porch. 
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| 7/24/2017 5:44:05 PM |
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Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
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| 7/24/2017 5:56:21 PM |
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huedathunkit
Omaha, NE
40, joined Nov. 2009
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I am a porch honky. I sit there and yell at every kid, adult, dog, squirrel, bird, leaf to get off my f**kin lawn!!!
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| 7/24/2017 6:10:36 PM |
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gdaddy47
Columbia, TN
69, joined Sep. 2009
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I love that right there... I'm 10 minutes from, SEC college football at it's finest, and 2 minutes from a store that looks like that.. I'll take that, and f**k a bunch of Yankees, that live on top of each other..
Here, here porch honkie. Yeah let me live in NYC with all those nasally talking people. Wall to wall concrete plastic and chrome. Total fake crap. GBO. I reckon if folks don't like the south they could show up on one of those porches and say so.
Love that country store. Probably make a balony sammich 1/2 inch thick. Shut my mouth
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| 7/24/2017 6:19:36 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007
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We have a restaurant in town where all the same old men come in every day for breakfast. Why do men do this?
Obviously, to get away from their women, Wingy.
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| 7/24/2017 6:43:23 PM |
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_april67
San Antonio, TX
50, joined Jun. 2017
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<~~~ Gots me a wraparound porch.
Those are nice!
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| 7/24/2017 7:38:02 PM |
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Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
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| 7/24/2017 7:46:54 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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They can't be! I don't see any jerky or cheap beer or wine, no gunrack. Sure they have a coon, but aren't they supposed to have a dog named Blue with more skin than dog? Nothing bbq in the picture. You sure these are real honkies? 
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| 7/24/2017 7:48:04 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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OK THERE'S one! He's got the shotgun and the knife.
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| 7/24/2017 7:50:28 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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So socializing and enjoying a steak means you have no class. Not doing those things means you don't have space and can't afford a grill. Doesn't happen in gov't housing because the grill is stolen as soon as it gets dark.
That's why a conservative chains it down or bolts it into the deck! A really smart one puts up a video camera to see who did the deed.
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| 7/24/2017 7:53:48 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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I wish porch honkies would quit shootin little kids and Grandmothers....
Now that ain't nothing but a bit of target practice! If the kids weren't so damned noisy he'd probably have left them alone.
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| 7/24/2017 7:56:11 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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We have a restaurant in town where all the same old men come in every day for breakfast. Why do men do this?
They know how much crap they can give the waitress.
They know if she's willing to accept a small tip.
They know she'll play along if they hit on her.
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| 7/24/2017 8:01:09 PM |
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gdaddy47
Columbia, TN
69, joined Sep. 2009
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We old men like to congregate and socialize. Then ones who have wives go just to get away from the house. A lot of us are widowers and such. It's pleasant to meet for breakfast. Heck maybe fishing trips are formed there. We just ain't not concrete and asphalt monkeys talking our thuggery.
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| 7/24/2017 8:06:11 PM |
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lightsquare
Abra PampaAbra Pampa
Argentina
44, joined Dec. 2014
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Porch Honky hot tub hunting
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| 7/24/2017 9:30:06 PM |
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cajunmister
Kinder, LA
67, joined May. 2007
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Miss my porch, got destroyed in Rita. Yeh used to shoot rabbits off it. Many years ago.
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| 7/24/2017 10:01:52 PM |
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oh4fuxsakegurl
Daphne, AL
33, joined Nov. 2016
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Stunna who else used the word nignog?
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| 7/24/2017 10:03:00 PM |
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bosss_babe
Saint Paul, MN
44, joined Jan. 2017
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Grand mamon and Anthony use it pretty frequently lol.
Grand/olaf etc etc
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| 7/24/2017 10:03:42 PM |
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oh4fuxsakegurl
Daphne, AL
33, joined Nov. 2016
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That's right. It was Grand. I knew you'd know 
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| 7/24/2017 10:04:12 PM |
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bosss_babe
Saint Paul, MN
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