10/20/2017 10:39:20 PM |
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mr_bad_robot
Cincinnati, OH
42, joined Jul. 2014
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CNN reports they received a copy of an email between Lucifer and Hillary Clinton. Sources close to Lucifer have confirmed the email.
In short Lucifer told Hillary he has canceled their deal and he would not be collecting on her soul.
"Lucifer said, we have enough problems in hell already. These ungrateful slobs down here b*tch morning to night. Bringing you here would add to the already growing problem."
CNN's source stated that Lucifer was fearful Hillary would try to take over his job.
Lucifer went on to tell Hillary. " God and I spoke for the first time in eons and he agreed that by bringing you to hell would upset the balance of things."
Lucifer told her. " There is no way in hell, no pun intended, that you will ever step foot in Heaven and Hell is now out of the question." God and I agreed that you will live to be a ripe old age then die. After death you will be reincarnated and come back as a Goat residing in a ISIS controlled area."
PS:
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10/20/2017 10:55:01 PM |
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fallguy02379
Brockton, MA
53, joined Sep. 2011
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so i take it Lucifer is trump?
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10/20/2017 11:04:26 PM |
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mr_bad_robot
Cincinnati, OH
42, joined Jul. 2014
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so i take it Lucifer is trump?
I don't think so...
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10/21/2017 2:26:13 AM |
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w6o6l6f_1
Richmond, VA
39, joined May. 2014
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Instead of a golden fiddle, it was for bleach bit and a hammer.
Devil went down to DC.
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10/21/2017 4:57:57 PM |
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shawnee_b
Edmonton, KY
62, joined Apr. 2010
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Lucifer got cheated anyway, Hildo doesn't have a soul.
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10/21/2017 5:08:06 PM |
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61falcon
New Hope, PA
77, joined Feb. 2008
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And Dirty Donald has neither heart nor soul!!
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10/21/2017 5:18:56 PM |
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shawnee_b
Edmonton, KY
62, joined Apr. 2010
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And Dirty Donald has neither heart nor soul!!
That's your opinion and we all know what that's worth.
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10/21/2017 6:17:19 PM |
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shawnee_b
Edmonton, KY
62, joined Apr. 2010
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