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11/5/2008 12:29:50 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
snigowy Forked River, NJ 69, joined Jan. 2008	JERSEY GIRL Jersey Girl A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Long Branch!" "I don't know," she replies, "looks like Short Hills to me." Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
11/5/2008 12:38:51 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
starrchild31 Williamstown, NJ 39, joined Oct. 2008	LOL that was very funny! Thanks I needed that.
11/5/2008 12:52:01 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
angelips Villas, NJ 41, joined Feb. 2008	omg thats some funny shit
11/5/2008 2:22:22 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
snigowy Forked River, NJ 69, joined Jan. 2008	Just a little laughter for a wet, soggy day....Glad it put a smile on your face....Sniggy
11/5/2008 2:44:14 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
bonny08731 Forked River, NJ 68, joined Oct. 2008	That's so funny!
11/5/2008 3:33:54 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
babs218 Brick, NJ 64, joined Nov. 2007	LMAO....
11/5/2008 4:10:08 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
sincerity Woodbridge, NJ 57, joined Feb. 2007	Sniggy: Where do you get this stuff from? That was really good?...Sincerity
11/5/2008 7:40:17 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
hopein08 Jackson, NJ 49, joined Sep. 2008	got a laugh from me too !!
11/5/2008 8:55:50 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
fdman911 Mount Holly, NJ 56, joined Mar. 2008	LMAO...that's funny right thar
11/5/2008 8:59:28 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
nab5055 Medford, NJ 52, joined Aug. 2007	Love it.......I needed that
11/6/2008 10:31:52 AM	New Jersey Girl Joke
racerjt Trenton, NJ 35, joined Apr. 2008	Well that is great That was the laugh of the day in my office lol good job
11/6/2008 12:59:07 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
brock46 Collingswood, NJ 70, joined Oct. 2008	LOL
11/6/2008 6:27:42 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
leelin Bergenfield, NJ 67, joined Oct. 2008	Thats great... I got that in a email the other day. Forwarded it to alot of jersey girls hahahahahhahhahaha
11/6/2008 6:39:37 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
lanceomen Neptune, NJ 28, joined Oct. 2008	alot of that stems from monmouth county... good stuff!
11/6/2008 6:53:31 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
lostinnj007 Mount Holly, NJ 39, joined Oct. 2008	That was hilarious!!!
11/6/2008 9:21:43 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
moondoggie221 Neshanic Station, NJ 32, joined Sep. 2008	Oooooo that sucks
1/2/2009 11:12:29 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
simplesdimples Levittown, PA 47, joined Mar. 2008	hmmmmm!!!!! you ladies need some good love..blahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! take a good look at yourself , before you go ahead and talk drama!!!!!!!
1/3/2009 12:39:50 AM	New Jersey Girl Joke
jeeperjoe Vernon, NJ 27, joined Dec. 2008	lmao im looking 4 a wet sloppy hole lets go mudding lmao
1/3/2009 2:06:41 AM	New Jersey Girl Joke
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 69, joined Jul. 2007	She grabs her p*ssy and says--BROOKLYN---FLATBUSH
1/3/2009 4:56:40 AM	New Jersey Girl Joke
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 69, joined Jul. 2007	Or Happy Valley---or Frankie Valli--oh no--he was a singer. Finger lakes??---um--that's all I got here.
1/4/2009 1:39:16 AM	New Jersey Girl Joke
wiccababy Penns Grove, NJ 54, joined Mar. 2008	ROFLMBO That is funny. I'll have to share it with a few people I know. They guys won't appreciate it, but that's their insecurity.
1/6/2009 7:23:34 PM	New Jersey Girl Joke
snigowy Forked River, NJ 69, joined Jan. 2008	This one is from our hobokengirl.. If she's African American, she might be interested in some Blackwood If she's a virgin, she might call her 'holy of holies' Convent Station Describing her rear end, she might call it Browntown or Buttzville I'll leave Creamridge to your imagination If she's a hooker, she might be ready to Deal If she's an old crone, you might consider her a Hackinsack If she's a wh*re with a foul mouth, you might refer to her as HoHoKus Will you get lucky tonight? There's always Hope If you're short, fat and ugly, you'd better Hopewell If you've done a good job in the sack, I'm sure she'll Howell If she's ugly,you might meet her in Kenilworth If your penis is small and limp, she might call you Little Falls, Little Ferry or Little Silver If you happen to be well hung, she might call you Manville If you make love in the great outdoors, you might choose Lawn Side, Maple Shade, Mays Landing or Maywood Her holy of holies is located in Middlebush Is her name Holly or Laurel, feel free to Mount Holly and Mount Laurel. And then there's always Norma If you're suffering from blue balls, maybe you could call your condition Nutley If she's an old bag, you might call her Oldwick, and you might not want to engage in Oradell I will leave Peapack and Pluckemin to your imagination If you didn't enjoy it, call it Pittstown. If you did, call it Pleasantville If you're just in the car necking, call it Prospect Park You won't have much fun in Quakertown or Salem, but will have a blast in Ramsey Once a month, you'll visit Red Bank or Spotsville If he's got a lot of money, it's Richwood If you get crabs, call it Ringoes or Ringwood If she's been around the block a few times, call it Rio Grande Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Pour her some Rumson If you do it doggie style, you'll be going to Scobeyville If the local hooker is named Gerty, you'll be going to Sea Girt If you get caught, you're headed for Sergeantsville If your wife finds out, you'll be in Shrewsbury And you could get your manhood cut off in Sicklerville A girl can always find a good lover in Skillman If she just lies there, you're in Stillwater If she is a wild cat in bed, then your experience will be Stirling Hmmmm... Succasunna If you've had too much to drink, you're in Teterboro If you climax together, then you in Thorofare and Tranquility If she spends the night, then you Tuckahoe If she's willing then you can count on Union and call it Union City Europeans do it in Vienna Hispanics do it in Villas You can get lots of sex toys in Waretown If you make love like crazed rabbits, then you're probably in Warren If she's giving you mixed signals, then you Wannaque Men with small penises who always have to beg for it come from Weehawken Sado-masochists come from Whippany The Obamas will be doing it in White House Station, but they won't be calling it Whiting Hmmmmm... Wickatunk There are a lot of loose women in Willingboro There are a lot of horny men in Woodstown And if all else fails, a guy can always Wychoff