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dcmikey
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Now for the sake of clarity let me make this perfectly clear.
Perforce & pro forma, henceforth & in perpetuity, implacably & without umbrage, our providential predilection & proclivity to parsimony has predisposed us to post this preemptive promulgation. At our prerogative, without prejudice, pursuant to our aforementioned profligate perfunctory placation of portentious presuppositions substantiating polemic perfidy, this prima fascia proviso is a proscription to you to heretofore advocate the insubstantiation of all preceding pontifications, as this precis holds precedent. Thus, we contumaceously & importunately requisition you to precipitously endeavour to repudiate, ameliorate or extirpate all anomalous, incommensurable, egregious & extemporaneous prognostications individuating nebulous variegated conterminous physiological peripheral phenomena erroneously delineating any prodigious preponderance of incipient, spurious, specious, execrable, peripatetic, & equivocal differentiations inherently & indisputably exhibited by, & inseparably & irreparably incorporated into, an exceedingly miniscule percentile of all pelagic, priapic protuberances demonstrably perceptible in the heterogeneous sub-genus of these all too infrequent atypical salamander zygotes. This inexplicable anthropomorphic transmogrification is ostensibly paradoxical to the obsequious, obfuscating prevarications of this vociferous assemblage of anti-disestablishmentarianists whose implicit, compensatory postulations appertaining to the capricious, audacious, vexatious & perspicacious self-aggrandising, stentorian iconoclasts who invariably purport to adjudicate; surreptitiously, perniciously & salaciously encumbering indistinguishable exascerbating existentialistic irrationalities expeditiously constructed expressly to irrefutably corroborate the incorporeal sanctimonious polysyllabic sesquipedalian verbosities prevalent in this interminably & inexorably proliferating multitudinous profusion of disingenuous, & preternaturally inculcated nomenclature. Thank God I've gotten this off my chest.
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sassy_lassy
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Sunny,too funny
this one is funny too.. what a vision..
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sassy_lassy
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A Hot Day in Minnesota
It was a hot day in Minnesota.
Helga hung out the wash to dry and then went downtown to pick up some
dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she mused to herself as she
walked down Main Street.
She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up
and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said in a timid voice.... "I don't usually go into
bars but today I vill make an exception...It is zo hot, I tink I'll
have myself a cold beer"
"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"
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ted10579
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 ...Good Thursday morning to you all......  
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morles
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Is this making the "obvious--obvious"... .. One thing we now know "she sucks"...
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irishisback
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Oh dear.............nope, not gonna say it, nope!!!!
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ted10579
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Gun Control
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in Georgia, asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud Georgia drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'
I guess that those southern schools are more progressive than they have been given credit for..........
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sassy_lassy
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Subject: Advice from a retired husband
It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is John. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Lin. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Lin to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any -- if you know what I mean. I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Lin. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed ,
John.
EDITOR'S NOTE:
John died suddenly on March 7 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife, Lin, was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that John, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
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dcmikey
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Love Aniboom......Matrix Water Shrews...what next?
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nenebubbles
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So Sassy, are you suggesting that every man over 60 should have a big Bertha driver and if he didn't, it would be a good birthday present along with a note containing the story of John?
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morningloria
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dcmikey
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Strange Young Couple
A Texas DPS Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He also immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, he walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's side window.
The young man lowers his window and mutters, "Uh, yes, Officer"?
The trooper asks: 'What are you doing'?
The young man says: 'Well, Sir, I'm reading a magazine'.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the trooper says: 'And her in the back, what is she doing'?
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails'.
Now the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car at night, in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man'?
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir'. The trooper asks: 'And her ... what's her age'?
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
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sassy_lassy
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posted this in my blog but a lot of you do not go over there so I decided to post it here also.. too darn cute not to share with everyone.. unless you are prudish then I suggest you not come in here anyway.. justsayin'
Sex on the Sabbath . . .
A  man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the  Bible, the Priest says, ' My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.'!
The man thinks: ' What does a priest know about sex?'
So he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the Minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.
In other words, he goes to a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, ' My son, sex is definitely play.'
The man replies, 'Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?'
The Rabbi softly speaks, 'If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it.
I sure hope this does not get me suspended..
It was just too funny not to share... 
I don't know which is funnier, the Joke or the Animation! 
***please do not take any offense to any religious implications it is just in the jkg....
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sunny3881
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That cracks me up too. I'm getting a lot of laughs tonight.
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violet194664
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A new world..????
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violet194664
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after i retire going to start to teach this anyone want to learn ha ha funny
hey johnny sure hope there will be some wemon in there when you start teaching. that was kind of funny two men danceing around together. HI JOHNNY
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violet194664
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[quoteheader]Quote from sassy_lassy:[/quoteheader][quote] [/quote] hi sassy that was sooo cute thamks for sharing it.
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dcmikey
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Sue Over The Property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?
They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was
having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus
and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers.
He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild
this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had
completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven
than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down
and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
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dcmikey
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra" asks the doctor? "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really, what happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his
arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me right on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I'vehad in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
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dcmikey
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The Brothel
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."
Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation."
Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be quite ill."
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dcmikey
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Feeling footloose and frisky, a feather-brained fellow forced his fond father to fork over the farthings and flew to foreign fields and frittered his fortune, feasting fabulously with faithless friends.
Fleeced by his fellows, fallen by fornication, and facing famine, he found himself a feed-flinger in a filthy farmyard. Fairly famishing, he fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments . “Fooey! My father’s flunkies fare finer,” the frazzled fugitive forlornly fumbled, frankly facing facts. Frustrated by failure and filled with foreboding, he fled forthwith to his family. Falling at his father’s feet, he forlornly fumbled, “Father, I’ve flunked and fruitlessly forfeited family favor!”
The farsighted father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged the flunkies to fetch a fatling from the flock and fix a feast.
The fugitive’s fault-finding brother frowned on fickle forgiveness of former folderol. But the faithful father figured, “Filial fidelity is fine, but the fugitive is found! What forbids fervent festivity? Let flags be unfurled. Let fanfares flare”
And the father’s forgiveness formed the foundation for the former fugitive’s future faith and fortitude.
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delideliteful
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OOPS! There goes my All Spray business....and just when I was ready to spray some vermin around here! You just lost your commission, Slowpoke!
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http://youtu.be/p0LvKg5aCG0
how do you get the video from youtube to show up here?
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After his exam, the doctor said to the very elderly man:
'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical
concerns you would like to ask me bout?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually
cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second
time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The
doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual
concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after
having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty
after the second time. Do you know why?'
'Oh, that crazy old fool!' she replied. 'That's because the first
time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.'
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A Dancing Cow
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sassy_lassy
Athens, TN
75, joined Mar. 2007
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slowpoke.. good to seeyou posting.. is that a dancing"cowgirl"
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| 4/28/2011 12:07:04 AM |
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newstart49
Umatilla, OR
68, joined Jun. 2010
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http://youtu.be/p0LvKg5aCG0
how do you get the video from youtube to show up here?
here you go
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| 4/28/2011 4:52:04 AM |
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slowpoke7
Hendersonville, TN
77, joined Feb. 2011
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slowpoke.. good to seeyou posting.. is that a dancing"cowgirl"
I don't know much about cows but I think it is suppose to be a dancing cowgirl named Sassy
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| 4/28/2011 5:08:16 AM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
78, joined Apr. 2008
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our sassy a cowgirl?? I do believe we need a different pic then..
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