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| roman_centurion |
Last Online: Today |
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| Location: |
Plano Texas |
| Zip Code: |
75075 |
| Age: |
40, Capricorn |
| Height: |
5 ft. 11 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Light Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Athletic |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Moderate |
| Education: |
Master's Degree |
| Income: |
$75,000 - $125,000 |
| Job: |
Consulting Services |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
For now, I am only seeking friendship, no benefits necessary, but if a relationship should develop between us, that would be ok too.
Everything That I Say Is A Lie. Now Pay Attention Here, Because I Just Lied To You!! 
IN A TOWN FULL OF COWBOYS, HE IS A COWMAN.
Right after that 'Dos Equis' guy....He is the Second Most Interesting Man In The World...."I don't always drink beer with women, but when I do, I prefer them from POF." But we'll give DH another try anyway? 
COMPLAINT TO CUPID & SANTA:
Mr Cupid & Mr Claus,
Once again you failed to deliver onto me, an exotically attractive and curvacious woman, wrapped in satin or silk or even something in leather for that matter, who is both fun and exciting with nice legs and a wonderful personality, that I can play with all year long and never tire of. This someone should be interested in some of the same things as I. Someone I would want to spend time with, after we've enjoyed a fit of passion together. Someone who is special enough, for all those special times I end up taking someone else instead? Hopefully within 10 miles or so and who is a Non-Smoker too!!
If this sounds like any of My 'Secret Admirers' out there, whom these two let down this year as well and you live North of I-30, South of 121, East of I-35 and West of the Lakes; Please contact me directly!! Cupid & Santa have now been fired!! 
The PROPHET
A young woman stepped forward from the throng and asked, "0' Great Prophet, tell us how we might find love that is unconditional, unwavering and unending."
The prophet did not answer right away. He looked off into the distance, gathering his thoughts. Silence descended upon the crowd. Then he turned his gaze upon the young woman and said, "Get a Dog." 
Now, I Know What Your Thinking ..... 'How Much Is "That Dog" In The Window'?? Well for starters, I am not interested in a woman looking to be taken care of. I am, however, interested in a woman looking to be cared about. 
About Me: 
I've been everywhere man!! I've been all round the world man!!
I have been a Sailor in the US Navy since 2002, been to Afghanistan twice. Before that, 4 years in the USAF. As for my many varied interests; I like riding my Motorcycles, Horse & I hold both a Pilots & Skydiving license as well. Eventually, I would like to move to the Pacific Northwest, buy some land and build a home along the Columbia River someday. I can be a loner at times but get along with people just fine. I enjoy watching TV at night or going to the Movies, as well as other outside activity.
Now the benefits of dating me are: Well...You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point here.
Why Am I Here: 
I have to assume that there's an evolutionary advantage to having a brain which keenly remembers the bourbon-soaked magic carpet ride, but not its puke-on-the-shoes, please-God-help-me-find-my-car aftermath. The same holds true for romantic relationships. The dreamy, eye-gazing moment of transcendent intimacy is recalled with perfect clarity, while the sleepless nights on a bed with enough room between the two of you to park a car is but a dim memory. My theory for this mental preference is that the brain is hard-wired to push the organism toward pleasure and away from pain. It's actually designed to cherish the good times and discard the bad. I can't think of another explanation for why I'm always amused by the "drink responsibly" tag at the end of alcohol commercials. Sure. What other way to drink is there?
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My Thoughts About All This: 
Do we ever really know anyone??
The greeting "Hey, how are you?" is a popular method of saying hello. The person using it is not really interested in your current state of being. A way to punish them for this deception, and ensure it never happens again, is to answer, "Not so good, I just had an accident in my pants. Can you accompany me to the bathroom and help me tidy up?"
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SHAKEN FAITH
Jack: Do you know who OWNS Brooklyn Without Limits? Halliburton. In the mid-nineties they found themselves with a surplus of canvas water boarding hoods, so they had sweatshops make them into messenger bags to sell to... outer Burrough idiots.
Liz: You don't know what you're talking about. [points to her jeans' label] "Hand-made in USA."
Jack: Your magic jeans are from BWL? Oh, Lemon. It's not "handmade in USA," it's pronounced "Hand-made in Oosa." The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe, and USA is their island prison. THEY made your jeans. Do you know how they get the stitching so small? [whispers] Orphans.
Liz: I don't believe you! The liberal media would have told me about this!
Jack: There's no such thing. The New York Times is owned by NYT Incorporated which is owned by Altheon Ballistic Dynamics which is owned by the Murdoch family who are owned... by Halliburton. 
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 35 to 65 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Adult Playtime, Biking, Books, Cycling, Dogs, Flying, Games, Horses, Motorcycles, Mountainbiking, Movies, Outdoors, Scuba Diving, Sex, Skydiving, TV |
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