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Single Men Bowie, Maryland, MD, Black Hair, Other Eyes
 Location: Bowie Maryland
 Zip Code: 20720
 Age: 32, Aries
 Height: 5 ft. 9 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Black, Other
 Body: Average
 Ethnicity: Black
 Religion: Christian
 Politics: Didn't Say
 Education: Some College
 Income: $50,000 - $75,000
 Job: Accounting/Auditing
 Smoke: Didn't Say
 Has Kids: No
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About Me
I am a very gentleman,lovely and caring..i wanna meet a lovely woman..So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't, missed out. Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song! Story of my life: Searching for the right, but it's always avoiding me. I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying. I've learned so much from making mistakes; I think I'll make some more! Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone to make me smile! Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story... Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... BE WITH ME! You - Can't - Be - Me. Love, love, love ME! Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. Love me or hate me - I promise it won't break me! Nothing about me is original... I am the combined effort of everyone I've known... I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow I love what I did BEFORE the Internet! Me, perfect? NO!!! Giving up is always an option, but it's never MY CHOICE. I can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'. When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity anyone who isn't me tonight : I am living large and taking charge Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me! WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! I'm so HOT - I make fire! My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed. When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me. Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome. I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious! I meant to behave, but there were so many other options. I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it. My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams... I can resist everything except temptation! I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar! I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun! I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that. I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago. You talk it. I LIVE it. I do what I must, and my friends will adjust! I am here for your entertainment! I am still waiting for blessings which aren't in disguise. I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness. Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong. I am the one your mother warned you about. I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool. I live for the moments you can't put into words. It's all about ***ME*** deal with it! Normal rules don't apply to me. I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU. Me & you... We could make the world jealous. Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time! I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe! Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert! Everything I'm not makes me everything I am. I am more - Without you. What can i say? I'm just different. I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life. I always keep my standards and my heels high. I haven't met Mr's Right yet. But I have met Mr's Fake, Mr's Player.I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE

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