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keepslowprofile
Moose Lake, MN
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THE GIRL ON A PLANE
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no
Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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1/13/2013 3:00:29 PM |
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angel5angels
Staples, MN
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Funny as hell with a point
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1/13/2013 3:19:08 PM |
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thekabopper
New Iberia, LA
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angel5angels
Staples, MN
online now!
Funny as hell with a point
I certainly agree!
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1/13/2013 4:40:19 PM |
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truckdriver007
Bowling Green, KY
59, joined Feb. 2012
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I liked that joke!!
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1/13/2013 4:53:37 PM |
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nick269
Akron, OH
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1/13/2013 9:10:06 PM |
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skm1074
Staunton, VA
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That was a good one!
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1/13/2013 11:38:52 PM |
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bmy1nonly
Somerville, NJ
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1/14/2013 12:32:02 AM |
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dandruff
Cleveland, OH
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Two thumbs up
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1/14/2013 9:38:31 AM |
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passionsam
Scarborough, ON
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1/14/2013 8:50:57 PM |
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corverum
Fayetteville, AR
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that was good... it really was
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1/14/2013 8:56:06 PM |
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feign65
Rock Hill, SC
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1/14/2013 9:00:44 PM |
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hadassah169
Dhaneswargati
Bangladesh
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1/14/2013 11:48:17 PM |
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adameve
Lacombe, LA
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1/25/2013 7:53:24 AM |
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candeliscious
Crestwood, KY
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i love this! haha
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1/25/2013 8:25:44 AM |
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afo77515
Angleton, TX
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YES!!!
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1/25/2013 8:32:41 AM |
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mikeyme123
Chicora, PA
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Amen!
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1/25/2013 12:55:41 PM |
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faithfulfaithul
Brentwood, NY
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Funny
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1/25/2013 1:49:08 PM |
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johndoeimback
Perris, CA
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hahahahahaha
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1/25/2013 4:16:37 PM |
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gregpuckett
Russellville, AL
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kids say the darndest things
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