Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism

8/30/2014 3:57:04 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Bring a sharp mind and take this all in the name of fun... DH members get a little boring and off topic of what the point of a hookup site so let's remind them here in the Roasting lounge Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
8/30/2014 5:54:25 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014
8/31/2014 1:22:08 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Uk desi you don't wanna roast wit me
8/31/2014 1:40:07 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Quote from omgquentin: Uk desi you don't wanna roast wit me Then what's the point of the post?
8/31/2014 2:55:48 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	Quote from omgquentin: Uk desi you don't wanna roast wit me It may be a language gap omgquentin. WTF = What are The Facts It's a joke forum. I think a good natured roast thread is a fabulous idea. But I've never done that before. Why don't you start us off, and those that want can join in once you set the pace. Make sense? And happy Labor Day omgquentin.
8/31/2014 3:50:20 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Yo scrooge and the quaker oats man y'all don't want that
8/31/2014 3:51:07 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Yo scrooge and the quaker oats man y'all don't want that I started this room and I wont take no prisoners
8/31/2014 6:14:56 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
uk1971 Rietberg Germany 62, joined Aug. 2008	>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Exits stage right
8/31/2014 8:26:32 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
sorpstar Wayne, NJ 64, joined Oct. 2009	Dont chase my friends away omg i have something for you Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think. If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. Now dont tangle with me or my friends here ****************>
8/31/2014 8:59:42 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	Well omgquentin, not sure if it's a bad idea, or not. I don't know what it is. Perhaps what matters is rather more style, something like: -Hey bald1954, your head must have been a fabulous inspiration for the lighbulb - Your call. Either way, enjoy your Labor Day.
8/31/2014 9:25:56 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
mr_norsk Seattle, WA 96, joined Jan. 2014	A good natured roast that sounds like it might be mildly entertaining. Yet I could have sworn this was the joke forum, but I suppose a roast could be a joke.
8/31/2014 12:08:07 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Happy Labor day to you too Bald but I think I will start us off Uk Desi momma is so dumb the b*tch tried to weigh the pound sterling to see if it weighed a pound
8/31/2014 12:10:48 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Yo sorpstar what are you jack sparrow or some f**kin medieval times jackal Im just gon stick with a jackass
8/31/2014 12:51:24 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
sorpstar Wayne, NJ 64, joined Oct. 2009	Quote from omgquentin: Yo sorpstar what are you jack sparrow or some f**kin medieval times jackal Im just gon stick with a jackass You can't take it you thin skinned mental midget..i dont bow to kids who have an inferiority complex...you wanna be on here take your own medicine and i see you steaming having to cuss to be heard.. now go to sleep punk..i quess you're roasted so stick a fork in ya, you're done dummy..I'm outta here because you cant take the criticism bozo...
8/31/2014 2:03:06 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Quote from omgquentin: Happy Labor day to you too Bald but I think I will start us off Uk Desi momma is so dumb the b*tch tried to weigh the pound sterling to see if it weighed a pound You was so ugly when you was born the doctor slapped yo mamma
8/31/2014 2:04:41 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Oyg or whatever the f**k your name is You was so ugly as a kid your mamma had to pit sausages around your neck just so tje dog would play with you
8/31/2014 2:06:57 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Did you think of the phrase spit roast when you was on your knees taking a rod on the back and mouth at the same time when picking up the soap in cell block H
8/31/2014 2:12:16 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
sorpstar Wayne, NJ 64, joined Oct. 2009	Quote from ukdesi: You was so ugly when you was born the doctor slapped yo mamma I think his mama slapped him and then she used the slapper to shut the lights off so she could sleep her nightmare off.....
8/31/2014 2:26:17 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from sorpstar: You can't take it you thin skinned mental midget..i dont bow to kids who have an inferiority complex...you wanna be on here take your own medicine and i see you steaming having to cuss to be heard.. now go to sleep punk..i quess you're roasted so stick a fork in ya, you're done dummy..I'm outta here because you cant take the criticism bozo... I don't take jokes lightly from a 40 year old dude that still looks like he tricks or treats let me guess last time you got some pssy it was just for pretend huh fget
8/31/2014 2:28:04 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from ukdesi: Did you think of the phrase spit roast when you was on your knees taking a rod on the back and mouth at the same time when picking up the soap in cell block H Didn't I see you in SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE you quickie mart lookin a mafka
8/31/2014 3:01:02 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
sorpstar Wayne, NJ 64, joined Oct. 2009	Quote from omgquentin: Didn't I see you in SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE you quickie mart lookin a mafka You are a racist SOB arent ya..you come onto the jokes group why...everyone one of us contribute here and you hide in front of a PC or whatever with a prejudice heart on... Either You play fair or no one will acknowledge you here and we'll make sure of that. Youre a racist and there is no room for prejudice on this group...you cant take what i said then bite me...you put up a thread and your vocabulary is like pre juvenile. .did you graduate, then act like you're funny...we're laughing at ya, not with ya...posters here have one thing in common, funny. Too bad you can't comprehend that or even comprehend your own thread. Should you show youre illiteracy with being racist and prejudice watch what happens little man with thin skin...there are no second chances here just people with something in common / people with a sense of humor... apologize to desi is a first step if not comprehend my post here/ last warning.people lurk here and read everything... .jmo [Edited 8/31/2014 3:03:14 PM ]
8/31/2014 6:40:02 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	"Happy Labor day to you too Bald but I think I will start us off Uk Desi momma is so dumb the b*tch tried to weigh the pound sterling to see if it weighed a pound" omg It wouldn't surprise me. But one thing's for sure: His momma's so short, her shoes are in his driver's license photo.
8/31/2014 7:26:57 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	I'm a big boy...don't need racism to take the piss out of op! I've more woman than you've had to pick up the soap...actually maybe not! [Edited 8/31/2014 7:28:56 PM ]
8/31/2014 7:38:09 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Hey op I was gonna call you ugly but your picture speaks for itself
8/31/2014 8:42:26 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
8/31/2014 8:50:30 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
9/1/2014 1:19:11 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Lol you dumb uneducated fool...do you even know what a tipi is and the country they used them in? Maybe if you went to school instead of sucking yo mammas hairy boobs till you was 27 you would have learnt something.
9/1/2014 10:09:12 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from ukdesi: Lol you dumb uneducated fool...do you even know what a tipi is and the country they used them in? Maybe if you went to school instead of sucking yo mammas hairy boobs till you was 27 you would have learnt something. White people's humor= tellin people that they are unaware of WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO I don't give a fk what you people do you didn't create me FK YOU....YOU A BTCH. Wit cho Bangladesh lookin a* y dont you go back to your village and perform magic tricks wit a python HABIB.... Im tired of yo Bollywood a** tryna call me dumb too get cho b*tchass on if you too sensitive for the roast... Go sell some pre-paid phones in your mud village Alibaba
9/1/2014 10:14:18 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
9/1/2014 1:02:02 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	Quote from omgquentin: O BALD MY FAULT DUDE I GUESS IM NOT THAT SMART I THOUGHT YOU WERE DISSING ME THIS IS AN OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO MY MENTOR AND IDOL BALD FROM NEW YORK.... AND ON that note desi looks like mogley from the jungle book No worries omgquentin. I'll share my secret with you. I'm here to meet a woman, with luck, a nice woman. I don't think I'm likely to attract such a woman if I start stinking up the place. In addition, our Terms Of Use (TOU) agreement here says in part: #6. Content Posted on the Site: (a) You understand and agree that DateHookup.dating may review and delete any content, messages, forum posts, blogs, photos or profiles (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of DateHookup.dating violate this Agreement or which might be offensive, illegal, or that might violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of Members. It's a "free" site. I don't think simply not breaking our formal commitment is that far out of line, to remain welcome here. And besides, what sort of women do you think we'd attract with vulgarity, etc. I sense you're a good guy omgquentin, a little young maybe. That's not bad on you. It's just that tastes change. When you're 60, you may not mesh perfectly with all 24 year olds either. No worries. I still like the roast idea. But TOU, pragmatism, and ethics oblige us to keep it friendly, & funny. For example: Did you see Penelope's Momma?! She's so fat, she's got stretch marks on her bathtub. Enjoy the holiday!
9/1/2014 3:36:55 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from bald1954: It's a "free" site. I don't think simply not breaking our formal commitment is that far out of line, to remain welcome here. And besides, what sort of women do you think we'd attract with vulgarity, etc. I sense you're a good guy omgquentin, a little young maybe. That's not bad on you. It's just that tastes change. When you're 60, you may not mesh perfectly with all 24 year olds either. No worries. I still like the roast idea. But TOU, pragmatism, and ethics oblige us to keep it friendly, & funny. For example: Did you see Penelope's Momma?! She's so fat, she's got stretch marks on her bathtub. Enjoy the holiday! That was hilarious... but what's the difference you call someone fat or you insinuate that they live in a mud hut I the end of the day im not sayin yo your life is pointless I'm simply criticizing its not like im sayin yo imma fk you up instead it's like yo your car is fked up you know it's like being critical of a movie... you gotta point out the flaws to YOU if any it's all in the name of fun now if two people decide to talk about each other and decide they don't care for one another well tough it could have happened in a simple conversation... and as for the women with all the mistakes they make don't tell me you find them perfect a woman wouldn't want a man she feels sees her flaws that she's not ready to correct don't blame me im just havin a good time
9/1/2014 4:31:45 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Quote from omgquentin: White people's humor= tellin people that they are unaware of WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO I don't give a fk what you people do you didn't create me FK YOU....YOU A BTCH. Wit cho Bangladesh lookin a* y dont you go back to your village and perform magic tricks wit a python HABIB.... Im tired of yo Bollywood a** tryna call me dumb too get cho b*tchass on if you too sensitive for the roast... Go sell some pre-paid phones in your mud village Alibaba Now I could be really bad and talk about your real origins but I won't go there...do you even know where your from? Hell do you even know who your daddy is little boy
9/1/2014 5:51:31 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	"That was hilarious... but what's the difference you call someone fat or you insinuate that they live in a mud hut" omgquentin You're an impressive young man omgquentin. There's a man named William James that said: "A prudent question is one half of wisdom." William James You've asked a sensible question. And in fact, the questions asked influence the answers found. So questioning wisely as you have here is an excellent approach. The answer is: I didn't address an insult to anyone here. I addressed a "yo momma" joke to a non-existent person named "Penelope". So even if it's a little offensive (isn't that the purpose of a roast?), it's not an insult directed at anyone that posts here. "and as for the women with all the mistakes they make don't tell me you find them perfect a woman wouldn't want a man she feels sees her flaws that she's not ready to correct" omgquentin Understood. It's just that many if not most people screen by negative: - I don't like that guy, his truck is too old, or - I don't like her, her bag doesn't match her shoes, or - I bet that guy can't even do THIS!! If you spend as much time in the corporate world, negatives avoidance may become a habit; especially as retirement nears. "...do you even know where your from?" ud "Your" is the possessive form of "you". "You're" is the contracted form of "you are". So who are we supposed to think is the "little boy" here? Enlighten up ud! There's a difference between being amusingly edgy, and simply being rude.
9/1/2014 5:56:13 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Don't help educate him! I'm using my phone during breaks so limited time for proper grammar
9/1/2014 6:28:03 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	"Don't help educate him!" ud He's educating me. "I'm using my phone during breaks so limited time for proper grammar" ud You can type with just your thumbs?! You da man! I need all 10 fingers! Kids these days! Impressive!
9/1/2014 6:43:10 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
ukdesi Turlock, CA 36, joined Jan. 2014	Hell thumbs are old news..I use my nose so can eat at the same time
9/1/2014 7:24:24 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	Anything to impress the ladies? Not sure who you were eating. Or might it only have been a roast ?
9/3/2014 7:05:45 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
kweekhi7 Lansdale, PA 72, joined Aug. 2008	Come on, guys, this is the most repulsive, disgusting thread I have seen since I joined DU. Most of you gentlemen are well above this so why respond to the guys 'subject'. He is somewhat defective....ok, VERY defective. This post is my 'fond goodby to you, OP.
9/3/2014 8:43:55 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
osoroho Mesquite, TX 66, joined Jun. 2007	One can only wonder how many times his mom dropped him on his head?
9/5/2014 6:11:34 PM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from ukdesi: Now I could be really bad and talk about your real origins but I won't go there...do you even know where your from? Hell do you even know who your daddy is little boy You can talk about my orgins? O YOU can tell me somethin about bein black hahaha...ok well don't be scared if you're gon bring up the fact that YOU think you have something to say that would offend me then BY ALL MEANS SAY SOMETHING...becuz Im lookin like a bully tryna clown a b*tch like you but Im not gonna respond to you right now because I don't believe you're relevant a pure waste of a hefty internet bill
9/6/2014 2:16:53 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
lolsillyme2 Union City, GA 47, joined Jul. 2014	Quote from kweekhi7: Come on, guys, this is the most repulsive, disgusting thread I have seen since I joined DU. Most of you gentlemen are well above this so why respond to the guys 'subject'. He is somewhat defective....ok, VERY defective. This post is my 'fond goodby to you, OP. ^^^^^^^this @bald1954 your my hero....lol
9/6/2014 5:20:47 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
omgquentin Adelanto, CA 26, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from lolsillyme2: ^^^^^^^this @bald1954 your my hero....lol Ishould have banned all of you you started bein 3 rd graders well good luck to you babies im bannin you divas today so yposting... and lady you need to watch what you say and mindyour business and go watch yo kids instead of gold diggin on here you feel me lookin like sherri Shepards lil sis y you won't let a sleepin dog lay Don't put nothin on here about me I don't play that
9/6/2014 6:51:37 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
miguelf0182 New York, NY 43, joined Jun. 2013	Quote from ukdesi: You was so ugly when you was born the doctor slapped yo mamma
9/6/2014 11:36:18 AM	Roasting Session... who can survive the criticism
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	^^^^^^^this @bald1954 your my hero....lol" lolsillyme2 Oh my dear! If only I was 900 miles closer, and 10 years younger ... We could do lunch!! Enjoy your late Summer l2. Steve's momma's so old, her birth certificate is carved in stone.

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