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12/5/2014 4:28:45 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


She looks at you with that mischievous glint in her eye and starts twirling the end of her mustache seductively.




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12/5/2014 5:00:45 PM You know the date is over when...  
unzippedpassion
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,850)
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007


He says "I'll call you SOON!"

12/5/2014 5:10:48 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


Her husband shows up to join the dinner.

12/5/2014 5:12:10 PM You know the date is over when...  
debbie5
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,597)
Keller, TX
61, joined Jun. 2009


You can't stand the sound of his voice

12/5/2014 5:14:47 PM You know the date is over when...  

trisha1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (44,269)
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007


When we are eating lunch/supper and you notice he eats with his mouth open.

12/5/2014 5:19:55 PM You know the date is over when...  
debbie5
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,597)
Keller, TX
61, joined Jun. 2009


When he takes more than one phone call during ur date

12/5/2014 5:29:36 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


She's texting the entire date and accidentally sends "This date so totally sucks" to your phone.

12/5/2014 5:52:01 PM You know the date is over when...  
nat_now
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (45,078)
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013


When he's telling you his whole resume' and family dirt on a first date, acting like he's all that n a bagochips..and all you can do is laugh to yourself as you see his fat belly bulging out where he popped a button.

12/5/2014 6:00:58 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


She farts really loud and then blames it on you.

12/5/2014 6:02:40 PM You know the date is over when...  
nat_now
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (45,078)
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013


He doesn't know his way around

12/5/2014 6:04:06 PM You know the date is over when...  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,024)
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009


She tells you i used to go with a guy named ct and you remind me of him...

12/5/2014 6:09:21 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


Sorp shows up. Bwahahahahahaha

12/5/2014 6:35:41 PM You know the date is over when...  
ohdannyboy59
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,267)
Arlington, TX
98, joined Sep. 2012


She went to the bathroom 15 minutes ago and hasn't returned.

12/5/2014 6:39:16 PM You know the date is over when...  
unzippedpassion
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,850)
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007


He says he left his wallet in the car and will be right back!

12/5/2014 6:42:48 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


She goes through your phone to see who you've called.

12/5/2014 6:45:42 PM You know the date is over when...  
unzippedpassion
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,850)
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007


Multiple women all think they're the ONLY one he wants forever!

12/5/2014 6:50:48 PM You know the date is over when...  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,024)
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009


When Maury polvich shows up with his camera crew and security staff and asks for a DNA test..

12/5/2014 6:53:30 PM You know the date is over when...  

just_ct_returns
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,548)
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012


Darn you Sorp!!!!

You promised you'd never tell!!!!!

12/5/2014 7:08:56 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008




12/5/2014 7:13:08 PM You know the date is over when...  
unzippedpassion
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,850)
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007


LMAO ^^^

12/6/2014 12:50:17 AM You know the date is over when...  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,336)
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010


if you just met him and he lean's in and suddenly licks your face..

12/6/2014 8:33:51 AM You know the date is over when...  

findingalicia
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (59,291)
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011


When he suddenly looses interest..




12/6/2014 11:26:17 AM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008




12/6/2014 2:15:48 PM You know the date is over when...  

findingalicia
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (59,291)
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011


when you catch him cheatin' ..



12/6/2014 3:02:27 PM You know the date is over when...  

enjoying_life80
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,652)
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011


When he makes a very rude remark about your daughter and you smash his plate in his face.

12/6/2014 3:48:04 PM You know the date is over when...  
ohdannyboy59
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,267)
Arlington, TX
98, joined Sep. 2012


There's silence.

12/6/2014 5:57:27 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008




12/6/2014 8:03:00 PM You know the date is over when...  
jeffandr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (100,414)
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011


when you try to send your wood chuck into a muskrats hole and it vanishes....





12/6/2014 9:06:27 PM You know the date is over when...  
jody_
Over 1,000 Posts (1,806)
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013


the cabbie driver takes you home.

12/6/2014 9:10:54 PM You know the date is over when...  

hildaback
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,183)
Jacksonville, FL
57, joined Sep. 2010


I go to meet my date and he is being arrested for trying to break into a business!!! (true story)

12/6/2014 10:27:34 PM You know the date is over when...  

findingalicia
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (59,291)
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011


he gets those funny looks...



12/6/2014 11:04:00 PM You know the date is over when...  
jody_
Over 1,000 Posts (1,806)
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013


his wife says get home now.

12/7/2014 4:26:53 AM You know the date is over when...  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,336)
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010


when the coversation is so boring ...you can't listen anymore..

12/8/2014 4:31:08 AM You know the date is over when...  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,336)
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010


when your date grabbs you in a non friendly way..

12/8/2014 6:57:04 AM You know the date is over when...  

nascarchamp6tim
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,431)
Hansen, ID
61, joined May. 2014


When on the first date she wants to get married in Vegas!












RUN FOREST RUN!

12/8/2014 6:19:22 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008




12/9/2014 7:46:32 AM You know the date is over when...  
laffwimme
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,238)
Bent Mountain, VA
67, joined Jul. 2012


When she won't share........

12/9/2014 9:07:44 AM You know the date is over when...  
KatfishHunter
Over 2,000 Posts (2,254)
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014


Forgot to bring your, two for one, Diner's Club coupon book.

12/10/2014 3:31:37 AM You know the date is over when...  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,336)
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010


when he gets drunk..

12/10/2014 7:36:10 AM You know the date is over when...  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,024)
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009


When his young daughter continues to paint her dad's toenails all the time...and of course he exposes those toes in public...,actually painting the toenails is cute and ok but come on sir get some nail polish remover...Fuhgeddaboudit

12/10/2014 9:48:27 AM You know the date is over when...  
KatfishHunter
Over 2,000 Posts (2,254)
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014


So much for that free meal when you're stopped at the boarder.




12/10/2014 12:15:59 PM You know the date is over when...  
debbie5
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,597)
Keller, TX
61, joined Jun. 2009


Someone from their past shows up and they drop you like a hot potato!

12/10/2014 7:32:56 PM You know the date is over when...  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,024)
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009


When your date becomes a prune or is that a prude...lol...Fuhgeddaboudit

12/10/2014 8:06:57 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008


You Didn't Plan Ahead...



12/11/2014 4:27:15 AM You know the date is over when...  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,336)
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010


when he lean's in to give you a goodbye kiss and bites your lip hard instead..

12/11/2014 9:57:45 AM You know the date is over when...  
KatfishHunter
Over 2,000 Posts (2,254)
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014


When you ask her over for a BBQ and she sees your grill.




12/11/2014 8:08:18 PM You know the date is over when...  
nat_now
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (45,078)
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013


He never shows up

12/13/2014 11:17:52 AM You know the date is over when...  
KatfishHunter
Over 2,000 Posts (2,254)
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014


You pay the first class airfare to Holland, but once there she refuses to pay her share for the pie.





12/13/2014 8:16:47 PM You know the date is over when...  
jody_
Over 1,000 Posts (1,806)
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013


your best friend calls for help

12/13/2014 8:19:20 PM You know the date is over when...  

rfhar_54
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (31,081)
Fouke, AR
63, joined Jul. 2012


When they see casper

12/13/2014 8:30:24 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008


(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)

12/13/2014 8:42:50 PM You know the date is over when...  
nat_now
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (45,078)
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013


When the food fight ends

12/13/2014 9:57:14 PM You know the date is over when...  

sorpstar
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,024)
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009


When you ask your date to be excused then go online with your smartphone to this site in ladies room and check " who wants to meet ya" on dh site then tell your date you have a headache and he drives ya home and he returns to his home confused..a few days later she discovers she was scammed again...when will she ever learn. ..lol

12/13/2014 10:49:56 PM You know the date is over when...  
jeffandr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (100,414)
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011


Quote from sorpstar:
When you ask your date to be excused then go online with your smartphone to this site in ladies room and check " who wants to meet ya" on dh site then tell your date you have a headache and he drives ya home and he returns to his home confused..a few days later she discovers she was scammed again...when will she ever learn. ..lol


when a guy goes to the ladies room and comes out dressed like a girl and takes himself home
then talks to himself like he was a she...glad I wasn't on that date...
It was over before it began,cause I am wise...lol

12/14/2014 6:59:05 AM You know the date is over when...  

purplesky56
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,336)
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010


when you say good night...to simple right..

12/14/2014 8:01:04 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from purplesky56:
when you say good night...to simple right..


She asks to use my bathroom...



12/14/2014 9:07:25 PM You know the date is over when...  
jody_
Over 1,000 Posts (1,806)
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013


you burn the dam pancakes.

12/14/2014 9:10:11 PM You know the date is over when...  

jakebearr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (33,492)
Simi Valley, CA
49, joined Sep. 2013


When she does not show up

12/14/2014 9:29:20 PM You know the date is over when...  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,724)
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008


When she finally shows up at the restaurant..



12/19/2014 7:00:08 PM You know the date is over when...  
unzippedpassion
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,850)
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007


He can't keep his eyes off every woman who walks by!