| 12/5/2014 4:28:45 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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She looks at you with that mischievous glint in her eye and starts twirling the end of her mustache seductively.
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| 12/5/2014 5:00:45 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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unzippedpassion
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007
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He says "I'll call you SOON!" 
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| 12/5/2014 5:10:48 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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Her husband shows up to join the dinner.
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| 12/5/2014 5:12:10 PM |
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debbie5
Keller, TX
61, joined Jun. 2009
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You can't stand the sound of his voice
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| 12/5/2014 5:14:47 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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When we are eating lunch/supper and you notice he eats with his mouth open.
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| 12/5/2014 5:19:55 PM |
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debbie5
Keller, TX
61, joined Jun. 2009
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When he takes more than one phone call during ur date
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| 12/5/2014 5:29:36 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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She's texting the entire date and accidentally sends "This date so totally sucks" to your phone.
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| 12/5/2014 5:52:01 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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When he's telling you his whole resume' and family dirt on a first date, acting like he's all that n a bagochips..and all you can do is laugh to yourself as you see his fat belly bulging out where he popped a button.
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| 12/5/2014 6:00:58 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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She farts really loud and then blames it on you.
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| 12/5/2014 6:02:40 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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He doesn't know his way around
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| 12/5/2014 6:04:06 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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She tells you i used to go with a guy named ct and you remind me of him...
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| 12/5/2014 6:09:21 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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Sorp shows up. Bwahahahahahaha
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| 12/5/2014 6:35:41 PM |
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ohdannyboy59
Arlington, TX
98, joined Sep. 2012
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She went to the bathroom 15 minutes ago and hasn't returned.
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| 12/5/2014 6:39:16 PM |
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unzippedpassion
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007
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He says he left his wallet in the car and will be right back!
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| 12/5/2014 6:42:48 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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She goes through your phone to see who you've called.
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| 12/5/2014 6:45:42 PM |
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unzippedpassion
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007
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Multiple women all think they're the ONLY one he wants forever!
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| 12/5/2014 6:50:48 PM |
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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When Maury polvich shows up with his camera crew and security staff and asks for a DNA test..
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| 12/5/2014 6:53:30 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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Darn you Sorp!!!!
You promised you'd never tell!!!!!
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| 12/5/2014 7:08:56 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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| 12/5/2014 7:13:08 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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unzippedpassion
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007
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LMAO ^^^
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| 12/6/2014 12:50:17 AM |
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purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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if you just met him and he lean's in and suddenly licks your face..
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| 12/6/2014 8:33:51 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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When he suddenly looses interest.. 
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| 12/6/2014 11:26:17 AM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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| 12/6/2014 2:15:48 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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when you catch him cheatin' ..
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| 12/6/2014 3:02:27 PM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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When he makes a very rude remark about your daughter and you smash his plate in his face.
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| 12/6/2014 3:48:04 PM |
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ohdannyboy59
Arlington, TX
98, joined Sep. 2012
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There's silence.
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| 12/6/2014 5:57:27 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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| 12/6/2014 8:03:00 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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when you try to send your wood chuck into a muskrats hole and it vanishes....
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| 12/6/2014 9:06:27 PM |
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jody_
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013
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the cabbie driver takes you home.
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| 12/6/2014 9:10:54 PM |
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hildaback
Jacksonville, FL
57, joined Sep. 2010
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I go to meet my date and he is being arrested for trying to break into a business!!! (true story)
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| 12/6/2014 10:27:34 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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he gets those funny looks... 
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| 12/6/2014 11:04:00 PM |
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jody_
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013
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his wife says get home now.
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| 12/7/2014 4:26:53 AM |
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purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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when the coversation is so boring ...you can't listen anymore..
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| 12/8/2014 4:31:08 AM |
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purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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when your date grabbs you in a non friendly way..
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| 12/8/2014 6:57:04 AM |
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nascarchamp6tim
Hansen, ID
61, joined May. 2014
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When on the first date she wants to get married in Vegas!
RUN FOREST RUN!
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| 12/8/2014 6:19:22 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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| 12/9/2014 7:46:32 AM |
You know the date is over when... |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
67, joined Jul. 2012
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When she won't share........
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| 12/9/2014 9:07:44 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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Forgot to bring your, two for one, Diner's Club coupon book.
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| 12/10/2014 3:31:37 AM |
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purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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when he gets drunk..
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| 12/10/2014 7:36:10 AM |
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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When his young daughter continues to paint her dad's toenails all the time...and of course he exposes those toes in public...,actually painting the toenails is cute and ok but come on sir get some nail polish remover...Fuhgeddaboudit
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| 12/10/2014 9:48:27 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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So much for that free meal when you're stopped at the boarder.
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| 12/10/2014 12:15:59 PM |
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debbie5
Keller, TX
61, joined Jun. 2009
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Someone from their past shows up and they drop you like a hot potato!
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| 12/10/2014 7:32:56 PM |
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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When your date becomes a prune or is that a prude...lol...Fuhgeddaboudit
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| 12/10/2014 8:06:57 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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You Didn't Plan Ahead...
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| 12/11/2014 4:27:15 AM |
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purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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when he lean's in to give you a goodbye kiss and bites your lip hard instead..
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| 12/11/2014 9:57:45 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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When you ask her over for a BBQ and she sees your grill.
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| 12/11/2014 8:08:18 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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He never shows up
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| 12/13/2014 11:17:52 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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You pay the first class airfare to Holland, but once there she refuses to pay her share for the pie.
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| 12/13/2014 8:16:47 PM |
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jody_
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013
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your best friend calls for help
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| 12/13/2014 8:19:20 PM |
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rfhar_54
Fouke, AR
63, joined Jul. 2012
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When they see casper
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| 12/13/2014 8:30:24 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 12/13/2014 8:42:50 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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When the food fight ends
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| 12/13/2014 9:57:14 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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sorpstar
Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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When you ask your date to be excused then go online with your smartphone to this site in ladies room and check " who wants to meet ya" on dh site then tell your date you have a headache and he drives ya home and he returns to his home confused..a few days later she discovers she was scammed again...when will she ever learn. ..lol
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| 12/13/2014 10:49:56 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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When you ask your date to be excused then go online with your smartphone to this site in ladies room and check " who wants to meet ya" on dh site then tell your date you have a headache and he drives ya home and he returns to his home confused..a few days later she discovers she was scammed again...when will she ever learn. ..lol
when a guy goes to the ladies room and comes out dressed like a girl and takes himself home
then talks to himself like he was a she...glad I wasn't on that date...
It was over before it began,cause I am wise...lol
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| 12/14/2014 6:59:05 AM |
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purplesky56
Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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when you say good night...to simple right..
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| 12/14/2014 8:01:04 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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when you say good night...to simple right..
She asks to use my bathroom...
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| 12/14/2014 9:07:25 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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jody_
Cincinnati, OH
54, joined Dec. 2013
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you burn the dam pancakes.
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| 12/14/2014 9:10:11 PM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
49, joined Sep. 2013
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When she does not show up
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| 12/14/2014 9:29:20 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
68, joined Jul. 2008
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When she finally shows up at the restaurant..
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| 12/19/2014 7:00:08 PM |
You know the date is over when... |
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unzippedpassion
Bridgewater, NJ
60, joined Nov. 2007
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He can't keep his eyes off every woman who walks by!
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