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12/15/2014 8:55:38 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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Post your funny reasons why you don't lose weight.






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12/15/2014 10:00:19 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
sharsea
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Gulfport, MS
72, joined Dec. 2008


Buttery Danish Cookies...
Seems I am developing a sweet tooth and nibbling too many during the holidays.

Oh well, back to the gym and dieting...after the New Year. Drop ten pounds will be my resolution.

12/15/2014 10:48:27 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

stargazzer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (25,377)
Creighton, NE
69, joined Feb. 2007


We never realy want to bad enough!!

12/15/2014 10:56:42 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


I was in the group what got the placebo...





Who new?

12/15/2014 2:43:54 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

orz
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,050)
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010


Food commercials on TV every 10 minutes. Do you REALLY think I am getting dressed and going out to Olive Gardens at 11PM!!!!!!

12/15/2014 2:51:33 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

igayle
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,848)
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010


Cause I bounce so good at this weight

12/15/2014 3:06:54 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

back4alook
Over 2,000 Posts (2,074)
Lima, OH
64, joined Nov. 2012


Lost 48 pounds and then they put me on insulin. I gained most of it back due to the insulin.

12/15/2014 3:09:48 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
oh_lydia
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Upton, MA
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Because eating is way too much fun

12/15/2014 3:22:12 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008





"All About That Bass"

Because you know
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
Hey!

I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny b*tches that
No, I'm just playing. I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell ya
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass

Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass

Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
'Bout that bass, 'bout that bass
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this bass

12/15/2014 3:25:08 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/15/2014 4:38:56 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/15/2014 4:45:19 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

igayle
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Marshfield, MO
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I'm round where I used to be flat....and flat where I used to be round


Redistribution............

12/15/2014 5:16:27 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
BuckNaaked
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12/15/2014 6:02:55 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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I offen wunnered, wen ya lose wate, where does it go???

12/17/2014 4:19:01 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/17/2014 4:25:47 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

stargazzer
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Creighton, NE
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Quote from shaggyoledog:
I offen wunnered, wen ya lose wate, where does it go???

In your masters pooper scooper

12/17/2014 5:12:38 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008


Its fun scaring my scale








[Edited 12/17/2014 5:12:57 PM ]

12/17/2014 5:47:05 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/17/2014 6:03:01 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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Quote from fishingmom:






Wouldn't help me......I'd just buy me some welding gloves......

12/17/2014 6:17:05 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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Lake Alfred, FL
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you know those "diet" pills you THOUGHT you were taking? seems ya had it all wrong












12/17/2014 8:05:08 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

igayle
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,848)
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010


My daughter's cooking.........

Pork chops, mashed potatoes, gravy, broccoli with cheese sauce, baby carrots with butter to be followed by apple pie, apricot-peach pie, snicker doodles and chocolate chip cookies.











.....................burp.......................





coulda' been worse

12/18/2014 4:54:55 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

pinetree10
Over 1,000 Posts (1,976)
Cumberland, MD
70, joined Nov. 2008


50% of the time I try to practice 'eat less-move more'

The other 50%, I find the 'old fart attitude' taking over. You know the one that starts with,'hells bells, I earned it, I deserve it, and those other voices in my head better put a sock in it.'

12/18/2014 5:06:48 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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Apple Creek, OH
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My hearing aid isn't working right...



12/18/2014 5:45:48 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/18/2014 5:47:22 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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Go big or GO home!







12/18/2014 6:16:20 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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It's all her fault!!



12/18/2014 6:22:44 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

catsmeow53
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Quote from gentlebear1949:
It's all her fault!!



There you go. . .now you know.

12/18/2014 7:26:35 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/18/2014 7:49:35 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/19/2014 2:19:22 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008


NOT Meant for anyone but ME!







I really hate this guy

12/19/2014 2:32:50 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
oh_lydia
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Upton, MA
70, joined May. 2013


Dunkin Donuts Coffee Coolatas

12/19/2014 2:35:54 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/19/2014 2:44:46 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

igayle
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,848)
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010


Just who's saying I'm FAT anyway???

I consider my self Pleasingly Plump

Anyway...I threw away my scales and my full length mirror.......

12/19/2014 3:44:42 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

morles
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (33,449)
San Antonio, TX
73, joined Nov. 2007


Because we don't have Splints on our Elbows.. Its a No-Brainer...

12/23/2014 7:00:29 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/23/2014 7:35:55 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/25/2014 1:47:04 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/25/2014 6:19:52 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

bub0492
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Minneapolis, MN
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Quote from gentlebear1949:


My Mom had a sense of humor right up until the end.....

She would say this to her doctor as he was trying to encourage her to eat right for years.

When she developed terminal cancer, he told her she could eat dessert before dinner as she loved her cookies!

12/25/2014 10:16:39 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

indianadave1951
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Mishawaka, IN
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Quote from fishingmom:






Maybe designing Charmin with those same features might give some motivation.

12/26/2014 10:06:38 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

stargazzer
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Creighton, NE
69, joined Feb. 2007


Christmas

12/26/2014 10:14:37 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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Lake Alfred, FL
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Quote from indianadave1951:
Maybe designing Charmin with those same features might give some motivation.



Then Im glad I dont use charmin WOW talk about a pain in the.. butt!

12/26/2014 10:24:06 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

igayle
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Marshfield, MO
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Cause I always eat it all

12/26/2014 10:26:54 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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The day after Christmas, an I'm off ta the store
Mom got me size large, an I'm an XL times four
She duz this each yeer, likes ta play with my head
Any wonder I keep sugar plumbs, rite by my bed?



12/26/2014 12:59:18 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/26/2014 8:00:29 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

catsmeow53
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12/26/2014 8:49:54 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
joangel60
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12/26/2014 8:56:10 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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^^^^^^

Apparently the dog isn't the only one...



12/26/2014 9:29:20 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
joangel60
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^^^ ya darn right I do.. Cause when I'm working..I'm moving all day long...I couldn't imagine sitting all day at work and come home and sit on my arz again... Besides...





12/27/2014 11:08:03 AM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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[Edited 12/27/2014 11:09:54 AM ]

12/27/2014 5:16:36 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

catsmeow53
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12/30/2014 6:22:24 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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12/30/2014 8:14:16 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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12/31/2014 4:45:10 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

catsmeow53
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1/1/2015 4:27:35 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
gentlebear1949
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1/1/2015 5:25:45 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

catsmeow53
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1/1/2015 5:39:26 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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1/2/2015 2:41:07 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

bub0492
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Minneapolis, MN
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Probably cuz I just dont give-a-shit any more ?????

1/2/2015 3:06:27 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

morles
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San Antonio, TX
73, joined Nov. 2007


Quote from bub0492:
Probably cuz I just dont give-a-shit any more ?????



I 2nd that motion

1/2/2015 3:14:13 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  

artist820
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Tehachapi, CA
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Quote from fishingmom:
NOT Meant for anyone but ME!







I really hate this guy
hahaha in my case I would have to be chocolate coated.

1/2/2015 3:17:36 PM Reasons Why We DON'T Lose Weight  
fishingmom
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