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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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As I wate fer thet truck fulla garbage
Them sea gulls swoop down in there car nage
Butt they cain' quite git in
Ta the stuff thet's with in
So swoop all they want, they cain' cartage
 neener neener sea gulls...
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itemgirl
Lima, OH
68, joined Mar. 2009
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The world revolves around me,
Of course, I'm old,
The truth be told .
Things won't change ,
Or rearrange
But surprise,I have been there
Not that you. care,
Life is simple
Stop trying so hard ,
Keep yourself ,
In high regard!
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| 10/7/2015 11:25:21 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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did you write that? nice
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| 10/8/2015 7:21:41 AM |
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itemgirl
Lima, OH
68, joined Mar. 2009
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Yes, I did. I've been writing little poems since I was about twelve years old.
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| 10/8/2015 11:46:02 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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CUBBIES WIN!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N9SPvtZ6pE
 
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| 10/10/2015 5:43:07 PM |
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ireneann
Stuart, FL
62, joined Dec. 2009
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Almost time for Football!
Sure hope I can last through even part of the game!
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| 10/11/2015 7:23:04 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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The hummingbirds left this week.
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| 10/11/2015 10:49:15 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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The BEST part, a livin', where I do
Them games, come on timely, ta view
A sleep on the east coast
Supper time the West coast
An I don', even need, pay per view
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| 10/13/2015 10:12:50 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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If yer old, ann yer time's, gittin' closer
Thet warranty, juss give out, on yer Oster
Don' worry 'bout nuttin'
No fumin' or sputtin'
Juss gitcherself, a much bigger, oven toaster
Cuz... That's life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
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| 10/13/2015 4:35:45 PM |
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itemgirl
Lima, OH
68, joined Mar. 2009
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Not wasting time.Do it now . We are getting old. Get what you want now ,no regrets!
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| 10/14/2015 10:15:16 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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One word???
C'mon, now ya know I can' do thet... 
Even if, I wanted ta, I couldn't
Even if, I couldn't, I wouldn't
You'd think wat's up
I'd be all bound up
I'd 'splode, so there four, I shouldn't
Guts ann stuff all over??? 
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| 10/17/2015 10:46:43 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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Foot ball Saturdays are much like foot ball Sundays
There's all ways quarter backin' on foot ball Mondays
Then wate threw NO foot ball Tuesdays an Wednesdays
Ann Monday nite foot ball 'till foot ball nite Thursdays
Friday nite foot ball takes ya back ta high skewl..................
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| 10/19/2015 11:02:54 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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Global warmin' is like a movie I seen
Some poopoo it an some are quite mean
They don' seem ta care
They mite lose there share
Cuzzit ain' profitable, know what I mean?
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| 10/21/2015 10:53:35 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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A day with out rime izza crime
Like a bell inna tower don' chime
Some days I say skrewit
Butt juss cannot dewit
Or season my food with out thyme
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| 10/23/2015 11:03:59 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Taday is the mornin' after
Them 9ers got thet shafter
I'm feelin' clam
Cuz happy I am
Our loss wooda bin diss asster
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| 10/24/2015 10:44:19 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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I seen on TV a crab ad
Some thin' I thot was reel sad
Barbecued Dungeness crabs
'Tain't good fer yer abbs
Give ya runs ann ya know thet is bad
 
Ann GAWD'll gitcha fer thet, cuzzit's a sin ta mess with the flavor a Dungeness crab...
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| 10/25/2015 11:14:20 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I wanna Sunday kine a love thet lasts fer ever an all ways...
OR....
Some donuts...
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| 10/26/2015 10:00:40 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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Shaggy, I'll take one of each of those donuts.
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| 10/26/2015 10:22:37 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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wait, are those fresh??
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| 10/28/2015 10:34:11 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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We all needed a xtra hour lass nite
Mets an Royals put up quite a fite
Butt juss be four 15
Them Royals got meen
I cain't wate fer their game tanite
GO ROYALS!!!
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| 10/28/2015 10:40:25 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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wait, are those fresh??
It don' reely matter if there fresh, cuz, if'n ya don' eet em this way, ya'll eet em as apple fritters...
Un be nounced ta ya'll... Thet's what they do with day ole do nuts, cakes an cookies...
Moosh em all back up w/apple chunks, an toss em in the do nut fryer all over a gain...
Butt don' tell a sole, cuzzit's a secret...
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| 10/29/2015 10:59:07 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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Ta fergit some hear is juss RONG!
Don' matter if ya didn' know em long
Butt ta NOT say g'beye's
No if's, wen's or why's
Wen YOU go, it'll be the same song
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| 10/30/2015 9:49:45 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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Too days and October is over
Yeer's all most gone moreover
I needs a yung lady
Her name mite be Sadie
Ta go some wear warm in the clover
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| 10/31/2015 11:05:27 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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When the first falls onna week end
Pay day is friday, thet's the trend
I am happy as a clam
Kin ya tell thet I am
Butt them Social screwity rules need ta bend!
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| 10/31/2015 8:23:44 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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Halloween is almost over.
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| 11/1/2015 8:39:39 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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It's over hear...
No trick o treaters... The Shores hazza thingdeal over ta the convention center fer them kids....
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| 11/5/2015 10:51:50 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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I see I ain't said no words inna while
I gotta think a juss what makes me smile
It's thet time a yeer
There makin' new deer
The season a rut, when bucks all d'file
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| 11/6/2015 11:17:07 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKyWiXTAToE
Buh Bye Now.... 
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| 11/9/2015 10:47:40 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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I have only this one thing ta say
It is time I muss go start me day
An git my honey do list
So my honey ain' piss't
Butt I'd d'ruther juss stay an play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKyWiXTAToE
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| 11/14/2015 4:38:02 PM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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No words...
When you say nothing at all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stUuxTaihNQ
^^^ Kewl movie...
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| 11/15/2015 9:20:14 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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Be cuz this here's foot ball Sun day
I'll be quarter backin' a lot come Mon day
A bout what they shoulda
If only they coulda
Dun Sunday wen they got dirty an grundy
Mon day mornin' quarter backin' is eezzee peezze...
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| 11/19/2015 11:54:37 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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One more time, butt then I must go
It's time I gotta go with the flow
I cain't waste all day
With things I must play
An brake free a this ole status quo
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| 11/19/2015 7:07:34 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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did you get hit by the power outages over there?
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| 11/20/2015 7:20:47 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Today is the first day of the rest of our life.
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| 11/20/2015 9:00:58 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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did you get hit by the power outages over there?
Made reference ta thet in the 'weather' thread...
Power didn' go out durin' the storm, butt one a the local drunks took out a power pole the nite after.... Go figure...
Good part is, the gurls an I slep in the nex' mornin'.
We needa FYI thread...
Like say fer in stence fer one... Oh wate, we do... It's the 'didja know' thread...
Ta be continued there...
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| 11/29/2015 6:28:18 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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keepin track of all these threads, I need a bigger spool!!
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| 11/30/2015 10:04:23 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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There is never, enuff threads, ta go a roun'
An we needs, lots more people, ta be clowns
Much better ta be funny
Yer disposition is sunny
No mountains, outta mole hills, there aboun'
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| 11/30/2015 11:50:47 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
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tis the season we should all be jolly,
until we have to hand over our money
to pay for the Holiday cheer
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| 12/1/2015 10:44:40 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Wen ya say, a few words, it' don' matter
Juss as long, as yer not mad, azza hatter
Ya kin sit there an puff
Butt dontcha be gruff
Cuz ya'll, scare away PUFF, with yer chatter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyAdps2W-ZA
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| 12/3/2015 10:55:03 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Juss cain't, git a nuff a, them carols
Or whiskey, at Christmas, in barrels
'Coarse I don' need no time
Ta make whiskey barrel rhymes
Ann'it ain', gonna be Christmas, with out Burl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azcj749wMIU
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| 12/4/2015 9:46:35 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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If... I close, my eyes, an I dream
Things ta day, ain' as bad, as they seem
So, I go ta the store
An I buy me some more
BIG buckets, a cheese cake, ice cream
I do thet a lot... 
Wull...
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| 12/5/2015 11:25:57 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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A crusty, weathered Master Chief, with hash marks up and down his arm, standing duty at the Pearl Harbor Memorial, was asked by a Japanese...
Which one, where is the Arizona?
The Chief snapped around, glared menacingly at the man and growled loudly...
RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU LEFT IT!!! Ponting sharply into the water...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBQ0nVAAA7g
December, 7, 1941...
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| 12/6/2015 6:33:53 AM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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Decorate.
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| 12/6/2015 9:19:31 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I don' decorate no more
I don' decorate no less
Gave all my stuff
Ta my gurls twas tuff
Butt kept a small table top tree
It's a plug an play, I keep inna bag, in the garage, it's decorated incl. lites...
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| 12/7/2015 11:31:04 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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One holler day down, an too more ta go
Nex one is Christmas, with a Ho Ho Ho Ho
Soon there ta foller, is New Yeer's Eve
Butt ta make resolutions, izza pet peeve
Ain't gonna do'it... 
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| 12/8/2015 11:26:36 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I bot me, some lite bulbs, what similate
Thet's what, the add said, I took the bate
Be as brite as out doors
Like livin' in them Azors
An if ya sits, there a wile, ya'll lost wate
LIARS!!!
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| 12/9/2015 6:44:52 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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they are new and improved, so they can charge more for less
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| 12/10/2015 9:39:22 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I still gotta life time supply a them in can descent kine a lite bulbs...
My best favorite Snookums, in the hole wide world, hadda thing fer lite bulb sales...
So, I'll not be switchin' over any time soon...
Thet kine a lite bulb I was talkin' a bout afore, is them kine what assimilationalizes sun shine, or so they tell ya ta gitcha ta buy em...
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| 12/11/2015 10:38:03 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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There once wuzza bominable snow man
Whom said, RUN, or I'll eetcha, I can
Butt them wimin's in hear
Said, you listen hear
(last line is censored, butt ya git the pitcher)
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| 12/13/2015 9:53:48 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Wen I, went ta skewl, there was Webster
Whatcha said, was in there, or rejecter
Butt now there is Urban
Not wearin' no turban
Say any thin', ya wanna, no inspecter
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| 12/14/2015 10:46:32 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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The sun hangs quite low in the sky
An whilst drivin' it gits in my eye
I needs my sunglasses
Butt gurls don' make passes
Don' wear em, an them gurls pass by
Cuz I cain' see em in the glare...
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| 12/15/2015 11:36:51 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I kin see, by the clock, on the wall
It's time, I need blow, this here hall
Annit's bin reel fun
Butt, g'bye every one
Leggo my eggo, an hasta la vista, y'all
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| 12/18/2015 10:19:46 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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There's never no time ya shouldn' say no words
There's never no time durin' winter feed birds
Go gitcha a feeder, ya kin be a bird treeter
They'll all thank ya with there lil bird tweeters
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| 12/20/2015 9:08:43 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I save all apple cores fer them deer
An they poop out them apple core seeds
Then I watch an I wait have no fear
The dunes sprout apple trees in the weeds
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| 12/21/2015 9:18:48 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Ya mite ask, juss why, am I smilin'
After tomorrow, I'll soon be, out stylin'
Them days'll git longer
My spirit more stronger
This old dog, will then be, beguilin'
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| 12/21/2015 10:08:14 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Have you made a special request...
Of any Christmas guest...
To find a wanted gift under your tree...
Naw babe, I ain't talking bout me...   
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| 12/22/2015 10:13:13 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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One word, juss won' cuttit, fer me
How many, should I use, lemme see
With so much ta say
On every each day
I'm not stuck, inna rut, nor will be
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| 12/23/2015 8:53:22 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Tomorrow, I will make, a cheese ball
With in greed a mints, I bot at, the mall
Gotta mix at room temp
Thet I will not exemp'
Or it'll slow mixin', down ta, a crawl
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| 12/24/2015 9:52:29 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Where the world, starts here, life's a beach
I set a coarse, fer my bark, on far reach
When the sails are full
Then I'll take time ta mull
Life is good, butt this old dog, won' preach
More grog me hearties...
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foxythefox2
Jonesboro, AR
66, joined Dec. 2015
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What up dr
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