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7/26/2015 12:08:01 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

fannybly01
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listening to the birds singing in the early morning




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7/31/2015 9:14:09 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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I like the few words or a sentence....but the one word was always good too!

8/4/2015 7:58:46 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
sankie1
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A smile can make someone's day.

8/4/2015 10:40:22 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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I found out this morning that a hug works also!

8/5/2015 11:59:26 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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I've not written one in a while
Since my trip, I took on the Nile
I seen the great sphinx
Some places thet stinx
But remembering, can put on a smile





8/8/2015 9:07:34 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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^^Hysterical^^

8/8/2015 9:14:53 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

motorcity4570
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A soft rain made me sleep until 10:00 am
--- ---

8/8/2015 4:15:10 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
sankie1
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Heavy fog this morning.

8/8/2015 4:36:30 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Limericks are meant ta be written
Some things are meant ta be bitten
Like barbeque ribs
Butcha gotta wear bibs
An best if ya do it while sittin'





8/9/2015 9:53:12 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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I went ta the sore an got stuff
Ta make me some salsa, not tuff
Chopped up inna mixer
Lemon/lime as elixer
Anna few things made up off the cuff





8/10/2015 5:38:45 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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I think I will supply the chips.....been wanting to try the rolled ones

8/10/2015 10:22:20 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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We lost, a great football, hero
Number 16, not Otto's, double zero
Played three positions
Hall a Fame recognition
Likeness, on Wheaties, not Cheerios




1930 to 2015. One week shy of 85...





8/13/2015 11:33:51 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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It don' take no weezurd ta rite limricks
It's funner en thet game a pick up sticks
Some times the pentameter
Don' fit in the diameter
Whom cares, cuz there ain't no need ta fix






8/15/2015 9:52:14 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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It's Possible I am being tested

8/15/2015 9:59:10 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
fishingmom
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did ya study?

8/16/2015 9:40:58 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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If ya gotcher self somethin' thet's gotta git dun
Butt the day is too hot, be four settin' sun
Skrewit, don' do it, whom cares, it kin wate
In the cool a the evenin' it's too dark an too late...


Procrasti nation... It's a way a life...




8/17/2015 11:35:20 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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With out givin' up, one's self, as juss one
With out givin' up, the fun had, bar none
Wen one be comes two
Juss like me an you
With out givin' up, whatcha all ready dun




Memories...

8/18/2015 9:48:03 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Memories of Yesterday

8/20/2015 10:56:29 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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A good place ta rite limericks these days
Butt perhaps it's juss some sorta phaze
Thet I'm goin' thru
Butt I like the view
Ann it's better then wrap it's the craze







8/22/2015 6:46:05 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Love to laugh!

8/27/2015 8:34:30 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
sankie1
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Irene, this one should be in the "What men are looking for in woman". Thanks for the laugh. Good one.

8/27/2015 9:57:51 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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One little word will not do it
I'd half ta go back an review it
Due ta my lack a
A ten shun span
I'd be at the fleamarket pickin' nits







An hot girl watchin'...





8/29/2015 10:03:42 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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The best time ta travel is soon
The day after Labor Day after noon
If ya travel before
Hi prices fer shore
Ya'll have money ta burn on the moon










8/30/2015 9:57:53 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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After Summer, time ta think a, Hawaii
Butt not yet, is the time, ta buyee
A ticket, firss class
Juss like the hi gas
It's droppin, butt still up ta, the skyee





9/3/2015 5:39:05 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Quote from sankie1:
Irene, this one should be in the "What men are looking for in woman". Thanks for the laugh. Good one.




Thanks sankie........

Was hoping some men could somehow get my humor!

9/5/2015 11:39:51 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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I ain't lookin' fore word ta Winter
If I fall on my ice I mite splinter
I need one a them buttins
Fer old folx an shuttins
'I've fallin ann I'm gonna miss dinner'






9/6/2015 6:01:03 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Makes sense to me!

9/6/2015 10:35:35 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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IF... I only hadda fren' with some benefits
I wood nibble all a roun' on her tiny bits
Makin' reservations ta go
Where it's warm with no snow
Her choice, long as she ain't got droopy (rhymes with bits)






9/7/2015 11:18:54 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Chip Kelley, ya gotta be, fibbin'
Cuttin' Tebow, ya gotta be, kiddin'
Ninety six quarterbacks
Inna league fulla hacks
Other teams, kin now start, the biddin'








9/8/2015 11:01:09 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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I think Kraft, is out ta git, Goodell
Tom's deflategate, is startin', ta smell
C'mon all you owners
Stick it to them pat boners
An I ain't, gonna help, kraft cheese sell




(__!__)

9/10/2015 9:45:59 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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I sure ain't no Pittsburger fan
Butt I wan' em ta win, is the plan
Leave bobby's cheese flat
With his stupid pat's hat
Fess up tom, come on be a man





9/11/2015 10:18:42 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Good grief, them pats, cheated again
In headsets, radio broadcast, they sen'
A Goodell inyer face
Anna flagrunt disgrace
They got judges, they pay, now an then





9/12/2015 11:17:26 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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A good a place as any ta rite
Cuz rhymin' an ritin's my plite
A few limericks here
Anna few over there
Keeps them gloomies tucked way outta site







9/13/2015 6:24:40 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Waiting for any sight of Fall.

9/13/2015 10:06:43 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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I wood say Happy Birthday ta you (whomsoever's birthday it mite be)
BUTT thet thread is blocked from my view
So, I'll not say a word
Tho thet mite soun' absurd
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TA YOU!



HA HA, I dunnit anyway...

9/18/2015 10:16:16 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

trisha1
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Up at 4:15 am, nap at 6:45 pm, up at 9:30 pm, ready for bed at 11:15 pm.

9/19/2015 11:52:32 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Still plenty a time ta save day lite
Lass day a September 'roun' mid nite
Don' confuse it with equinox
Not time ta set yer clocks
Cuz Autumn'll be hear inna fort nite.... mine us 10...






Hay, I don' make this stuff up ann I never ever lie...



[Edited 9/19/2015 11:54:22 AM ]

9/21/2015 10:54:19 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Them Seahawks, startin' out, woe an two
Their borke, need ta thinka, what ta do
Butt I ain't givin' up
Gotta figure what's up
Mite be simple, as the cleat, on their shoe



Very doubtful tho...

9/22/2015 11:46:59 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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One word, a few words, or a sentence
Fer me? Thet's a sin, no repentance
Whom says juss one word?
Not even Mynah birds
If ya have one, ya mite have, regretance


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMEccNLXcQc





9/22/2015 5:28:38 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

itemgirl
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In 1790's my Daddy's family came to the USA from Northern Ireland.

9/22/2015 7:27:50 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Lately .....I have been disturbed about not being able to do certain things myself..as in electric!

9/23/2015 10:53:51 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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If yer doin', yer electrical, use 'SWAG'
I know, ya mite think thet's, a gag
Butt turn off the power
Then go take a shower
Wen yer back, it'll be eezzee, you'll brag



SWAG = Simply a Wild Azz Guess...





9/23/2015 11:25:35 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

itemgirl
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Time will come when
You'll want to do
What you did back then
But your rusty part
Won't let you start.

9/23/2015 3:51:40 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Quote from shaggyoledog:
If yer doin', yer electrical, use 'SWAG'
I know, ya mite think thet's, a gag
Butt turn off the power
Then go take a shower
Wen yer back, it'll be eezzee, you'll brag



SWAG = Simply a Wild Azz Guess...







Hahahahhahahahahhahaahha ok great!...I'm happy now..I got help today!

9/23/2015 4:54:07 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

igayle
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What Ya' need?

9/23/2015 5:01:13 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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That's the first time I ever saw the eyes spinning gayle!

9/23/2015 5:04:44 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

igayle
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Been having a lot of problems with that lately.....guess I need to see the Optomologist

9/24/2015 11:54:59 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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I once, hadda wife, what wood say
Re pears, 'roun' the house, lettuce pray
Don' letcher dad do it
I know he will skrewit
So I dumpt her, gotta nother, same day



If only it had bin thet eezzee...




9/25/2015 7:45:39 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

igayle
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WAS brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

jabberwocky

9/25/2015 11:32:44 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Whom knew, thet there boner, wood quit?
Soon mite, be some thin', he'll admit?
Usually the story
OUT! With no glory
No matter, butt he's gone, juss like mitt





9/26/2015 7:41:16 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

itemgirl
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Lima, OH
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Enough about politics
I'll be glad when its all over.
Losers be damned
Winners will gloat. One party will be happy. The other party will
spend the next four years complaining about everything the winning party does.

9/26/2015 7:54:12 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

connier
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and the beat goes on

9/26/2015 8:11:14 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

trisha1
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Around and around.

9/28/2015 10:22:07 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
sankie1
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Irvine, KY
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Time to step back and reflect.

9/28/2015 12:04:00 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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There is Monday, Night football, tonight
The Chiefs, outta cheese heads, take a bight
It'll be tough in Green Bay
Least that's what they say
With Chiefs, still on top, they just might






9/29/2015 10:03:44 PM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

itemgirl
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Lima, OH
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Time to go to bed.
There's a place to lie my head.
Since my life is such a scream,
I shall hope that I should dream.

9/30/2015 9:39:26 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Juss WHAT, wood I do, with out foot ball
I watchit, threw most a winter, an Fall
Butt I ain't got hi hopes
With SeaHawks on the ropes
Had ta suffer, threw them Mariners, base ball





10/2/2015 11:12:53 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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I wanna, new truck, butt I won't
An aluminum, Ford?, I sure don't
GM reely sux
Ram is in flux
No new truck, fer me, it's post pont





10/3/2015 5:23:13 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  

ireneann
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Is it made in America?

10/3/2015 11:40:27 AM One word, a few words or a sentence. | Page 2  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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There ain't, no other kine, ta buy
Least wise, not in my, little eye
If it don' say American
Wull sir, like hellican
Buy buy, American as, cherry pie...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ow_78bgNk