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troublejunior
Leominster, MA
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MAKING MY FEMALE FRIENDS LAUGH.
AND WE HAVE LOTS OF FUN ON LINE JUST JOKING AROUND THERE IS NOT ENOUGH HUMOR IN THIS WORLD.
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2/7/2011 6:51:30 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
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A phone call....
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2/7/2011 7:10:52 PM |
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geoffsfriend
New Britain, CT
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my little rat terrier almost falling over trying to greet me when i came home today.
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2/7/2011 8:24:03 PM |
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mnsp_iced
Houghton Lake, MI
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An E-mail,,,
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2/8/2011 4:01:38 PM |
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hereweareagain
Hamilton, MT
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Sorry do not know how to do a hyperlink...But this is hilarious take a minute to C&P it into your browser.
http://www.casttv.com/video/72dkchn/bill-cosby-understanding-southern-video
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2/8/2011 5:55:31 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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I am very excited...I set myself up to have an easy day tomorrow
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2/8/2011 6:00:21 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
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Work....Im gonna have 10 days off in a row
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2/8/2011 7:23:17 PM |
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hereweareagain
Hamilton, MT
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2/8/2011 7:50:12 PM |
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geoffsfriend
New Britain, CT
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the price on my only favorite perfume !!!
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2/8/2011 8:59:01 PM |
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galion90210
Galion, OH
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The cat always puts a cute little toy in it`s food dish.
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2/8/2011 9:35:37 PM |
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grace_4_one
Stuarts Draft, VA
64, joined Jan. 2011
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a song just for me...
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2/8/2011 10:00:27 PM |
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dannachanna
Fort Dodge, IA
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A jet is making its final approach to St. John 's Airport . .
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St.
John 's Newfoundland . I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy
your stay on the "ROCK"
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from
the c*ckpit. The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned
while we're on the Rock?' 'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel,
take a big crap.....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner....
I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney
pony all night long.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up
and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking
about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so
embarrassed that she starts running toward the c*ckpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway
down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear.............
He's gotta land the plane and take a shit first.
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2/9/2011 3:29:45 PM |
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blueshortcake2
Nicholasville, KY
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One of my girls playing hard to get with my daughter today.
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2/9/2011 5:50:54 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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Danna
That made me smile
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2/9/2011 5:53:52 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
62, joined Jul. 2010
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I had 3 hours off today...yippee
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2/9/2011 6:13:19 PM |
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sherry3512
Louisville, KY
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This news made me really happy yesterday, and I'm still smiling about it today:
My 23-year-old son is moving into an apartment with 2 friends! I will FINALLY be an official empty nester! Woo hoo!!!!!
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2/9/2011 6:31:46 PM |
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dosequisman
Ocean Shores, WA
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Wull, get yourself two sibling kittens. They're more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
A minute ago, one of my gurlz came onto the computer desk, flopped on her side, put her head on my hand holding the mouse, spread her arms and legs, looked up at me with her BIG green eyes as if to say... scratch my tummy. So I did.
I'm never alone.
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2/9/2011 6:36:13 PM |
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mnsp_iced
Houghton Lake, MI
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Oh Sherry,,,Congratulations,,lol,,Its happy and sad news!!!I remember when my last son moved out,,,I celebrated then cried Mixed emotions
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2/9/2011 6:40:25 PM |
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blueshortcake2
Nicholasville, KY
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Wull, get yourself two sibling kittens. They're more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
A minute ago, one of my gurlz came onto the computer desk, flopped on her side, put her head on my hand holding the mouse, spread her arms and legs, looked up at me with her BIG green eyes as if to say... scratch my tummy. So I did.
I'm never alone.
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Well,one of my little girls did it again. Heard the rauctaus, turned to see
Sabrina playing with another mouse. Don't know where she found it, nor where
I'll find it later. UGH!
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2/9/2011 7:11:16 PM |
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sweetpotato4
Albion, IN
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A distant thought...the thought of a new tomarrow, a dream of a warm safe place
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2/9/2011 7:14:51 PM |
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sherry3512
Louisville, KY
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Shaggy, I'm allergic to cats. Had one for 19 years, but the last 10 or so I just fed her and cleaned her box -- it was up to everyone else to love on her. She was a good kitty and I trained her to never get on my living room or bedroom furniture. She could sleep on any kids' bed or on the furniture in the basement family room -- just nothing I sat or laid on. We actually called her the slut kitty, 'cause she'd sleep with anyone who'd let her.
Iced, I've been waiting for this day for a looooong time. Still not sure of the exact date, but the apartment will be ready next Tuesday. I know I will miss having someone around, but this is good for him and it's great for me. I'll be just fine.
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2/10/2011 5:43:27 AM |
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unwantedman49
Waukegan, IL
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have a picture of my nieces baby girlon her baptism day big smile and so happy always makes me smile
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2/10/2011 6:12:36 AM |
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country_ladybug
Paragould, AR
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Thoughts about what wonderful life changes lay ahead of me in the very near future.
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2/10/2011 1:48:08 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
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I had a phone call due to butt dialing...Im still laffing !
""Butt (haha) I love to hear his voice
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2/10/2011 6:18:38 PM |
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dosequisman
Ocean Shores, WA
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2/10/2011 7:01:21 PM |
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msbrowneyes2010
Sublimity, OR
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My work approved my draw check...
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2/10/2011 7:22:14 PM |
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sherry3512
Louisville, KY
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My home phone rang tonight. I answered with a simple "hello".
He said, "God, I missed you today."
A huge smile crept across my face and I answered, "Wrong number, damnit!"
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2/10/2011 7:26:59 PM |
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jedi469
Mesa, AZ
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My home phone rang tonight. I answered with a simple "hello".
He said, "God, I missed you today."
A huge smile crept across my face and I answered, "Wrong number, damnit!"
Send me your number. I'll call you....
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2/10/2011 7:31:53 PM |
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dosequisman
Ocean Shores, WA
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Sometimes those wrong numbers can turn out to be pretty good.
The lady from the phone company called looking for the guy that had my number before me... He prolly skipped out,
BUT by the end of our conversation, she said I made her day and gave me 600 (I think it was) free long distance minutes.
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2/10/2011 7:49:20 PM |
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sherry3512
Louisville, KY
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at Jedi and Shaggy (sorry, I can spell Shaggy without checking back).
This just made me smile. It probably made him turn red -- and I'll bet he didn't tell her. Of course, now I have HIS number. Hmmmmmmmm. . . . . . .
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2/10/2011 7:50:12 PM |
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junebug7579
Ceres, CA
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My two youngest grandson's,
I babysit the youngest today so mom could go work
at the middle one's class. When everyone returned
home and I went to leave. The two youngest stood
out front yelling bye grandma, I said I love you,
they would say love you more, also blowing kisses
they did that till I went around the corner.
Sometimes they can be precious.
I love being a GRANDMA.
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2/10/2011 7:57:38 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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Okay...., I got a phone call LAST year on my cell; it was a wrong number. We talked for awhile and the next day he called back leaving the funniest message on my phone.. It starts out... 'Hey baby, what's happening, .give me a call back at.....' in this low voice.... I saved it and play it when I am having a bad day; it gives me such a chuckle.
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2/10/2011 8:05:08 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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I was teaching today and the kids were taking notes. I guess I was going a little fast.
All of a sudden from the back of the room comes..."Slow down Daytona!"
Needless to say it tooooook aaaawwwwhhhhhile tooooo geeeeettt thooooose noooootes dddddoooooone after that.
I went veeeerrrrry sllooooowwwwwllllllyyyyyyy.
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2/11/2011 12:21:13 AM |
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immssnu51
Soddy Daisy, TN
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The person who made me laugh out loud today was my daughter. I wasn't feeling well and she stopped by with the grands. Before long she had me laughing at some of their antics. Laughter is so good for the spirit. Gina
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hit_the_lake
McGregor, MN
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2/11/2011 11:51:13 AM |
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country_ladybug
Paragould, AR
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It's a beautiful day. Sun is shinning, temperatures are slowly rising and all this snow is melting away.
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2/11/2011 12:45:00 PM |
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heatherness
Cheney, WA
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Writing a friend.
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2/11/2011 1:16:27 PM |
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whidbey
Chesapeake, VA
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This week started out a huge disaster but is ending up on the highest note possible with new opportunities
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2/11/2011 1:31:12 PM |
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dosequisman
Ocean Shores, WA
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Writing a friend.
Oh yeah? Wull, I'm writing a friend too..
A friend, a friend, a friend, a friend, a friend...
How many times did you write a friend. I jus wrote it five time.
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2/11/2011 3:10:55 PM |
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txnursekathy
Mineral Wells, TX
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just found out I don't owe the IRS on my workmans comp.
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2/11/2011 6:56:07 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
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the same sweet guy.....always puts a smile on my face !
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2/11/2011 7:14:00 PM |
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msbrowneyes2010
Sublimity, OR
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seeing moosette and know the brothel is now open for business
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2/11/2011 7:15:19 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
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GET TO WORK GIRL !!!! Shake that thing show'em whatcha got !
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2/11/2011 7:16:16 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
62, joined Apr. 2008
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friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend... oh yeah...six times and now I am so happy.
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2/11/2011 7:35:59 PM |
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grace_4_one
Stuarts Draft, VA
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my kids took me out for seafood....
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2/13/2011 9:43:15 AM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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My daughter called today and I put her on speaker phone to say hello to her son. it was like he was frozen...he was so intense on listening to her. then she got upset because she wasn't home to see him doing it....OMG!
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winkandasmile
Battle Creek, MI
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The sun coming out!
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2/13/2011 9:51:38 AM |
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txnursekathy
Mineral Wells, TX
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my little pt ...in a great mood and not sick
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2/13/2011 10:12:29 AM |
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dosequisman
Ocean Shores, WA
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So far, and the day is still young, one of my fuzzy furry friends poking at the screen of my monitor, trying to get these wiggly things...
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2/13/2011 10:20:50 AM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
62, joined Jul. 2010
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gift from a friend..
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2/13/2011 12:14:35 PM |
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heartbroke1212
Statesville, NC
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When I ran across this video!
If you can't laugh at this,God help you. It comes from the earth.
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2/13/2011 12:49:11 PM |
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blueshortcake2
Nicholasville, KY
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Thinking of someone.
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2/13/2011 4:56:24 PM |
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sherry3512
Louisville, KY
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I was cutting through a neighborhood on my way to the grocery. A car in front of me pulled into a driveway right behind another car. A woman got out of the first car. A teenager jumped out of the passenger side of the second car, ran up to the woman and threw her arms around her. I don't know the dynamics there, but it was definitely love!
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2/13/2011 5:04:29 PM |
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whodidit
North Port, FL
62, joined Dec. 2007
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got to put on almost 200 miles today on my new bike/sidecar rig.........
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2/13/2011 5:36:53 PM |
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moosette920
Merritt, NC
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My special Valentine
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2/13/2011 6:11:22 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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Heartbroke
Who ever was making the video must have been using the aluminum bong...It made me dizzy!
It amazes me that kids are so 'ballsy' that they even tape it! Now that's funny!
I have been working on Valentine's day bags for school tomorrow since yesterday. I was up until 5 this morning, I got up this morning at 8, and I won't be finished until who knows when! Last year the total was about 150 bags. This year, It started off as this little 'mini be nice' project and escalated into this major nightmare! From 150 bags, to the new count of 543! AAAAAGGGHHHHH!
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2/13/2011 7:44:11 PM |
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whidbey
Chesapeake, VA
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There is a place in this world that brings me total relaxation and peace. It is on the gulf coast; Marco Island. This is the sunset last night....
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2/13/2011 7:45:13 PM |
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blueshortcake2
Nicholasville, KY
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You got to see that for real? Breath taking.
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2/13/2011 7:47:42 PM |
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whodidit
North Port, FL
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we have sunsets like that almost every day here on the Gulf coast of Florida.....some are just nicer than others........and sometimes ya get lucky and see the green flash JUST as the sun sets into the water!
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2/13/2011 7:50:28 PM |
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whidbey
Chesapeake, VA
66, joined Jan. 2008
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Blue - I did, I got to see it for real I'm going back on Wed for the rest of the week - I'm hooked
Who - I think I live on the wrong coast of Florida! When I see the sun set from my condo I will be thinking of all you lucky folks who see that every singe day!
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