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summer200
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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connier
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Creative and fun Funny Animals Scraps
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suec0239
Billings, MT
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OK this little boy is sitting on a curb shaking a can of liquid, and a priest comes along and asks "Whatca got there son?" The boy repiles, "Sir, what I got here is the most powerful liquid in the world." The priest got serious and said "Oh no son, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. Why, if you rub a little Holy Water on a pregnant lady's tummy she will pass a perfectly beautiful healthy baby." The little boy said "Sir, I mean not disrespect but that ain't nothing. If you rub a little of this on a cat's butt it will pass a Harley Davidson!"
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cupocheer
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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 WELCOME to the 60s Group, Sue. It's always a pleasure to have newcomers join us. I would suggest that you post in the INTRODUCTION thread at the top of the page so that all of the 60s members have a chance to welcome you. Enjoy your time here.
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sassy_lassy
Athens, TN
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@ Deli...
this just may become my second favorite cartoon..
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summer200
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sassy_lassy
Athens, TN
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Stop that Summer, no showing my butt on the internet..
iffin I don't stop eating all this good ice cream I am going to look like that ..omg.. that can never happen to me .. throwing away the ice cream .. ...or maybe not dang..ummmmmmmmmmm it taste so good and soothing..
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summer200
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Stop that Summer, no showing my butt on the internet..
iffin I don't stop eating all this good ice cream I am going to look like that ..omg.. that can never happen to me .. throwing away the ice cream .. ...or maybe not dang..ummmmmmmmmmm it taste so good and soothing..
you can stop eating ice cream after your throat stops hurting sassy.Hope you feel better soon.
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ted10579
Crystal River, FL
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The radio show, (The Shadow) was about to go on the air, and the opening announcer haden't shown up yet. In a panic, the producer had to find a last minute replacement. Panic stricken, he went out into the street, and asked passing men to read the introduction for the show. After several attempts, finding only men without the baratone voice that he needed for the job, he finally found a man with a great voice, so after he said a few words of the introduction, he asked him to come in and finish the introduction on the air. Well as it turned out this fellow was a big fan of the show, and claimed to know the introduction by heart. The producer said, great, and when the time came, the fellow started.
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men,
the shadow do"....... 
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oldrustybear
Cave Junction, OR
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LOVE is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener
If you want a commited man, look in the mental ward
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connier
Nampa, ID
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Creative and fun Betty Boop Scraps
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sunny_
Paintsville, KY
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OUCHHHHHHHHH!!
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oldrustybear
Cave Junction, OR
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The life of an Egg
if you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...
The only chick that sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up.. Your life isn't so bad!!
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homelesslaw
Cedar Rapids, IA
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[quoteheader]Quote from sunny_:[/quoteheader][quote]
OUCHHHHHHHHH!!
[/quote]daily way of life, sometimes 5 or 6 times!!!!  
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dcmikey
Port Orchard, WA
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"
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sunny_
Paintsville, KY
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OMG Mike, laughing my head off. What a funny picture in my head.
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sassy_lassy
Athens, TN
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SPECIAL POEM FOR OLDER FOLKS
A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.
The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze..
The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.
The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
But what I'd really like to know...........
Is what tells each one where to go!
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dcmikey
Port Orchard, WA
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Sassy!!!!!
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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connier
Nampa, ID
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Funny Animals Glitter Scraps
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oldrustybear
Cave Junction, OR
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One of my G'Kids I see
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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..... .... that's fact Bear .... and several of mine
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morningloria
Decherd, TN
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[URL=http://s0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/pbhomepage/?action=view¤t=keyboardcat.flv] [/URL]
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dcmikey
Port Orchard, WA
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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Print out and submit as per instructions at the bottom of the form.
1. Name :__________________________________________________ Date of Birth :_________________
2. Height :___________________________ Weight :_______________________ GPA :________________
3. Social Sec. #_______________________ Drivers license #______________________________________
4. Boy Scout Rank :__________________________
5. Home address :____________________________ City/ State____________________________________
6. Do you have one male and one female parent ? Yes _______ No _______
7. If no, explain :_________________________________________________________________________
8. Number of years parents married :__________________________________________________________
9. Do you own a van ?______ A truck with oversized tires ?______ A water bed ?_______
10. Do you have an earring , nose ring , belly-button ring ?______ A tattoo ?_______
(If yes to any of #9 or #10, Discontinue application and leave premises ...
11. In ten words or less, what does LATE mean to you ?___________________________________________
12. In ten words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you ?______________________________________
13. In ten words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you ?___________________
_______________________________________________________________________________________
14. Church you attend :_________________________________ How often you attend :_______________
15. When would be the best time to interview your Father, Mother, And Minister ? ___________________
16. What would you want to be IF you grew up ? _______________________________________________
Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely - all answers are confidential
(that I won't tell anyone - ever- I promise).
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is in the __________________________
If I were beaten the last bone I would want broken is my ________________________________________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ___________________________________
When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is_______________________________________
(Note: If answer begins with T or A, discontinue and leave premises: Keeping your head low and running in
a serpentine fashion is advised. )
I SWEAR THAT THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF: NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION,
CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, DEATH, AND DISMEMBERMENT.
Signature (that means your name, moron)______________________________________________________
Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for processing. You will be contacted in writing if
you are approved. Please do not attempt to call or write. If your application is rejected you will be
notified by two gentlemen wearing white coats and carrying a violin case.
APPLICANT'S RIGHT THUMB PRINT IN BLOOD
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dcmikey
Port Orchard, WA
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The 92 year old's confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!"
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dcmikey
Port Orchard, WA
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Management exam
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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morningloria
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Saint Clairsville, OH
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
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Am I repeating myself or someone else ... have you seen this?
For 2 years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he
would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to
begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and
watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted..
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two
without. Send extra sauce.
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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FLUSH DUH!!!! ..................
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morningloria
Decherd, TN
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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