I have no self respect or confidence at all:

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I have no self respect or confidence at all:
by dandruff at 3/14/2017 2:18:14 AM

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

"My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair."

I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing."

"Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents.
I said to him...Do you think we'll ever find them.? He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."

"I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor... so they sent a priest up to talk to me. He said.. On your marks..."

"On Halloween..the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year.. one kid tried to rip my face off! Now it's different.. when I answer the door the kids hand me sweets."

"I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face."

"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"