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6/20/2013 4:05:15 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from assman5000:
I just noticed u was looking my lips....all tha things u could be looking at u looking at my lips!!!! Wuts up with dat!!!!


'Cause they take up 75% of your picture...




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6/20/2013 4:06:36 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
ticklestick79
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,391)
Tempe, AZ
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6/20/2013 4:32:59 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


If my d*ck took up tha would u say u like it.....point blank u gay!!!!

6/20/2013 4:36:43 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013


So, do you part the 'fro down the middle..?

6/20/2013 4:37:06 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
ticklestick79
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,391)
Tempe, AZ
40, joined Oct. 2012


What? You just raped the english language.

6/20/2013 4:43:11 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from javajunkiejr:
So, do you part the 'fro down the middle..?
So u done getting raped by spiderman....

6/20/2013 4:47:25 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
dragonsheart1
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,857)
Columbus, IN
35, joined Jun. 2013


Seriously??

6/20/2013 4:59:44 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013


The true story on how assman got busted...







6/20/2013 5:25:06 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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6/20/2013 5:59:32 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


First off I aint never been caught with drugs im not mad and yes....yall both are gay!!!!

6/20/2013 6:13:10 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sweetgypsygurl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (54,223)
Wichita, KS
35, joined Apr. 2011


Quote from 01hotmale:
What's wrong with being gay?





6/21/2013 7:46:39 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from 01hotmale:
What's wrong with being gay?
quite a few things!!!

6/21/2013 9:28:10 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
asundermom
Derby, KS
39, joined Sep. 2012


Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. ”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his Pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”




6/21/2013 1:19:23 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

stuartfaeperth
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,095)
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013


How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish.

6/21/2013 3:08:20 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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6/21/2013 5:46:34 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Wuts up with dez wack a** jokes lol

6/21/2013 6:56:29 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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6/21/2013 11:17:24 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
asundermom
Derby, KS
39, joined Sep. 2012


A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

Not super funny but still

6/22/2013 1:41:51 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
americansikh
Brownsburg, IN
33, joined Jun. 2013


That is great

6/22/2013 2:01:53 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Lame!!!!

6/22/2013 2:30:27 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

stuartfaeperth
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,095)
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013


Yeah, your face is funnier than that joke Asswipe.

6/22/2013 6:34:04 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

uniqueazgirl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,279)
Chino Valley, AZ
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6/22/2013 8:04:29 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

stuartfaeperth
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,095)
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013


Not if she swallows . . . .

6/22/2013 6:37:44 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


How u still alive is disturbing....

6/22/2013 6:42:06 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from stuartfaeperth:
Not if she swallows . . . .
like yo mom lol

6/22/2013 7:34:45 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

oliveoil1682
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (25,838)
Lake Alfred, FL
34, joined Jun. 2010




6/23/2013 9:26:23 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

stuartfaeperth
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,095)
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013


Not me, I could find your clitoris with my hands tied behind my back . . . . .



[Edited 6/23/2013 9:26:49 AM ]

6/23/2013 11:02:22 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Lol

6/24/2013 12:56:57 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
tami813
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,728)
Tampa, FL
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6/24/2013 3:06:31 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
mr_lumpy
Over 2,000 Posts (2,055)
Alexander, AR
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6/24/2013 3:10:02 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sparky2580
San Bernardino, CA
36, joined Jun. 2013


Nice! Lmao

6/25/2013 8:11:16 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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6/25/2013 8:16:00 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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6/25/2013 10:37:58 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
mr_lumpy
Over 2,000 Posts (2,055)
Alexander, AR
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6/25/2013 10:48:14 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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6/25/2013 10:55:16 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

uniqueazgirl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,279)
Chino Valley, AZ
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6/26/2013 12:18:08 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

uniqueazgirl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,279)
Chino Valley, AZ
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6/26/2013 6:51:09 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
tami813
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,728)
Tampa, FL
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6/26/2013 2:58:51 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
gracenthedark99
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,038)
Ypsilanti, MI
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6/26/2013 5:48:41 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


And just wtf am I supposed to learn from that again....

6/27/2013 3:57:48 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from 01hotmale:
This is a quattro of questions for your simple mind..

Question #1, Why do you have a dislike towards homosexuality?

#2 Do you have a christian belief that hates homosexuality?

#3 Are you you hiding something behind your fake profile?

#4 Why do you spew hate?
1...hey its life

2...yes...didnt he burn a WHOLE VILLAGE OF GAYNESS!!!!


3....My profile aint fake...aint im talking back stupid


4....I aint got hate for nobody and finally....


U doing alot of defending....are u a homo?

6/28/2013 5:05:38 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Crack man!!!! U still gettin f**ked in carolina u big f*ggot!!!

6/28/2013 7:15:58 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
9roundtko
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,520)
Delta, BC
34, joined Jun. 2013


One time at band camp. Assman shoved a tuba up his a$$



[Edited 6/28/2013 7:18:37 PM ]

6/28/2013 7:41:01 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
mr_lumpy
Over 2,000 Posts (2,055)
Alexander, AR
41, joined Jan. 2013




Arkansas...need I say more?

6/28/2013 9:48:21 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
shyblossom77
French Lick, IN
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6/29/2013 1:57:13 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

uniqueazgirl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,279)
Chino Valley, AZ
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6/29/2013 7:02:46 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

uniqueazgirl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,279)
Chino Valley, AZ
38, joined Dec. 2012




6/30/2013 2:11:22 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


He still gay I see^^^^

6/30/2013 5:58:51 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
the1stig
Gas City, IN
35, joined Feb. 2013


Quote from assman5000:
U doing alot of defending....are u a homo?


You should go to his place and suck his d*ck and find out.

7/1/2013 6:39:42 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from the1stig:
You should go to his place and suck his d*ck and find out.
no that would be yo moms job....but she gotta do me first!!!!!

7/1/2013 6:41:15 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from graceful_ivi:
If me liking men is gay, then.......



And yay me for not really being a man
didnt I say he stupid wut u a transsexual or sumn u need a hobby cause u posted to fast!!!!

7/1/2013 6:52:41 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Nothing personal but....u look like u sit in front of tha computer with ice cream all day

7/1/2013 6:55:05 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Nice tits lol ill put ice cream on u

7/1/2013 11:20:35 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Quote from graceful_ivi:
Nah, i good, ice cream only goes in my tummy, tyvm.
I got sumn for yo tummy...and yo face!!!

7/1/2013 11:32:09 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Tha same thang I used to get yo moms pregnent but I left so we both bad dads

7/1/2013 2:01:57 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
deveeight
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
40, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from cme79:








7/1/2013 2:42:13 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
bulldog5769
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,790)
San Marcos, CA
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7/1/2013 3:05:21 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
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7/1/2013 3:21:41 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013




7/1/2013 4:36:34 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
assman5000
Over 1,000 Posts (1,424)
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013


Yall are so gay