6/20/2013 4:05:15 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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I just noticed u was looking my lips....all tha things u could be looking at u looking at my lips!!!! Wuts up with dat!!!!
'Cause they take up 75% of your picture...
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6/20/2013 4:06:36 PM |
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ticklestick79
Tempe, AZ
40, joined Oct. 2012
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6/20/2013 4:32:59 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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If my d*ck took up tha would u say u like it.....point blank u gay!!!!
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6/20/2013 4:36:43 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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So, do you part the 'fro down the middle..?
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6/20/2013 4:37:06 PM |
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ticklestick79
Tempe, AZ
40, joined Oct. 2012
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What? You just raped the english language.
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6/20/2013 4:43:11 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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So, do you part the 'fro down the middle..? So u done getting raped by spiderman....
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6/20/2013 4:47:25 PM |
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dragonsheart1
Columbus, IN
35, joined Jun. 2013
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Seriously??
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6/20/2013 4:59:44 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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The true story on how assman got busted...
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6/20/2013 5:25:06 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/20/2013 5:59:32 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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First off I aint never been caught with drugs im not mad and yes....yall both are gay!!!!
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6/20/2013 6:13:10 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
Wichita, KS
35, joined Apr. 2011
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What's wrong with being gay?
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6/21/2013 7:46:39 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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What's wrong with being gay?
quite a few things!!!
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6/21/2013 9:28:10 AM |
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asundermom
Derby, KS
39, joined Sep. 2012
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. ”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his Pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”
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6/21/2013 1:19:23 PM |
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stuartfaeperth
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A fish.
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6/21/2013 3:08:20 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/21/2013 5:46:34 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Wuts up with dez wack a** jokes lol
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6/21/2013 6:56:29 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/21/2013 11:17:24 PM |
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asundermom
Derby, KS
39, joined Sep. 2012
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
Not super funny but still
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6/22/2013 1:41:51 AM |
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americansikh
Brownsburg, IN
33, joined Jun. 2013
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That is great
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6/22/2013 2:01:53 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Lame!!!!
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6/22/2013 2:30:27 AM |
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stuartfaeperth
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013
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Yeah, your face is funnier than that joke Asswipe.
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6/22/2013 6:34:04 AM |
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uniqueazgirl
Chino Valley, AZ
38, joined Dec. 2012
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6/22/2013 8:04:29 AM |
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stuartfaeperth
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013
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Not if she swallows . . . .
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6/22/2013 6:37:44 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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How u still alive is disturbing....
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6/22/2013 6:42:06 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Not if she swallows . . . .
like yo mom lol
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6/22/2013 7:34:45 PM |
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oliveoil1682
Lake Alfred, FL
34, joined Jun. 2010
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6/23/2013 9:26:23 AM |
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stuartfaeperth
Cheshire
United Kingdom
42, joined Jun. 2013
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Not me, I could find your clitoris with my hands tied behind my back . . . . .
[Edited 6/23/2013 9:26:49 AM ]
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6/23/2013 11:02:22 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Lol
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6/24/2013 12:56:57 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
35, joined Oct. 2012
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6/24/2013 3:06:31 PM |
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mr_lumpy
Alexander, AR
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/24/2013 3:10:02 PM |
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sparky2580
San Bernardino, CA
36, joined Jun. 2013
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Nice! Lmao
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6/25/2013 8:11:16 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/25/2013 8:16:00 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/25/2013 10:37:58 AM |
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mr_lumpy
Alexander, AR
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/25/2013 10:48:14 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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6/25/2013 10:55:16 PM |
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uniqueazgirl
Chino Valley, AZ
38, joined Dec. 2012
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6/26/2013 12:18:08 AM |
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uniqueazgirl
Chino Valley, AZ
38, joined Dec. 2012
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6/26/2013 6:51:09 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
35, joined Oct. 2012
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6/26/2013 2:58:51 PM |
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gracenthedark99
Ypsilanti, MI
37, joined Oct. 2012
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6/26/2013 5:48:41 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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And just wtf am I supposed to learn from that again....
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6/27/2013 3:57:48 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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This is a quattro of questions for your simple mind..
Question #1, Why do you have a dislike towards homosexuality?
#2 Do you have a christian belief that hates homosexuality?
#3 Are you you hiding something behind your fake profile?
#4 Why do you spew hate?
1...hey its life
2...yes...didnt he burn a WHOLE VILLAGE OF GAYNESS!!!!
3....My profile aint fake...aint im talking back stupid
4....I aint got hate for nobody and finally....
U doing alot of defending....are u a homo?
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6/28/2013 5:05:38 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Crack man!!!! U still gettin f**ked in carolina u big f*ggot!!!
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6/28/2013 7:15:58 PM |
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9roundtko
Delta, BC
34, joined Jun. 2013
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One time at band camp. Assman shoved a tuba up his a$$
[Edited 6/28/2013 7:18:37 PM ]
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6/28/2013 7:41:01 PM |
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mr_lumpy
Alexander, AR
41, joined Jan. 2013
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Arkansas...need I say more?
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6/28/2013 9:48:21 PM |
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shyblossom77
French Lick, IN
38, joined May. 2013
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6/29/2013 1:57:13 AM |
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uniqueazgirl
Chino Valley, AZ
38, joined Dec. 2012
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6/29/2013 7:02:46 PM |
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uniqueazgirl
Chino Valley, AZ
38, joined Dec. 2012
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6/30/2013 2:11:22 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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He still gay I see^^^^
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6/30/2013 5:58:51 PM |
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the1stig
Gas City, IN
35, joined Feb. 2013
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U doing alot of defending....are u a homo?
You should go to his place and suck his d*ck and find out.
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7/1/2013 6:39:42 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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You should go to his place and suck his d*ck and find out.
no that would be yo moms job....but she gotta do me first!!!!!
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7/1/2013 6:41:15 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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If me liking men is gay, then.......
And yay me for not really being a man didnt I say he stupid wut u a transsexual or sumn u need a hobby cause u posted to fast!!!!
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7/1/2013 6:52:41 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Nothing personal but....u look like u sit in front of tha computer with ice cream all day
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7/1/2013 6:55:05 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Nice tits lol ill put ice cream on u
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7/1/2013 11:20:35 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Nah, i good, ice cream only goes in my tummy, tyvm.
I got sumn for yo tummy...and yo face!!!
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7/1/2013 11:32:09 AM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Tha same thang I used to get yo moms pregnent but I left so we both bad dads
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7/1/2013 2:01:57 PM |
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deveeight
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
40, joined Jan. 2013
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7/1/2013 2:42:13 PM |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
41, joined Feb. 2012
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7/1/2013 3:05:21 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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7/1/2013 3:21:41 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
41, joined Jan. 2013
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7/1/2013 4:36:34 PM |
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assman5000
Norfolk, VA
33, joined May. 2013
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Yall are so gay
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