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arlynetx
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Houston, TX
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Have you ladies ever noticed that our problems all begin with men?
"Men"struation
"Men"opause
"He(I)m"orrhoids
need I go on? ![](/s/lol-034.gif)
You might have missed a few. I think you should keep listing them ![](/s/lol-034.gif)
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10/10/2013 9:37:39 AM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
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Make sure its in img.
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10/10/2013 11:06:24 AM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
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10/10/2013 11:08:54 AM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Any time ![](/s/Smile.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:16:58 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Where's the damn chocolate?
I f**king hate PMS! ![](/s/brick-wall-017.gif)
Grr! ![](/s/cursing-002.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:20:29 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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I say again
Damn uteruses!
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10/12/2013 9:23:50 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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I'm supposed to start today. Hasn't happened yet. But I did cry all day watching Walking dead so that's gotta count for something. That and I can literally feel my uterus slicing up and breaking down the walls of my vagina. It's a terrible feeling. BLAH! ![](/s/levitation.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:25:58 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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I'm here ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:28:42 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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I'm not sure why that guys eating shit but I want some chocolate ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:29:00 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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I'm not ragging dammit! ![](/s/cursing-002.gif)
I'm just going to.....any minute....or day....whenever the f**k it wants to make its way to me. ![](/s/levitation.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:29:53 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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So let me get this straight every woman on DH is ragging tonight?
Our cycles synched...![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:30:35 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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My uterus can be removed now. Seriously, just rip it out. I'm done with it.
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10/12/2013 9:31:03 PM |
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c93003
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Muskogee, OK
35, joined Sep. 2012
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10/12/2013 9:33:09 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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My vagina hurts.
And I want chocolate.
and a soft squishy pillow.
with a heating pad.
and someone to do my homework.
and don't talk for God's sake!
I have a headache. ![](/s/Frown.gif)
Someone rub my butt. ![](/s/sign-please.gif)
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Yep. Title clearly says no men.
So now I shall make you pay.
Blood
Clots
Tampons
Pads
Super absorbent
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10/12/2013 9:35:02 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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That's another reason you're so sexy. ^^^ ![](/s/Wink.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:41:47 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Butt rub sounds good ![](/s/thumbsup.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:42:27 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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Seriously all day I have been in b*tch mode and after taking a hot bath for an hour and 35 mins I took a nap from 1to4 lol still crabby![](/s/thumbsdown.gif)
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10/12/2013 9:45:49 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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Butt rub sounds good ![](/s/thumbsup.gif)
I freakin LOVE butt rubs any time of the month!!
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10/12/2013 10:09:26 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Yep. Title clearly says no men.
So now I shall make you pay.
Blood
Clots
Tampons
Pads
Super absorbent
She said clots![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/12/2013 10:13:15 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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I'm still trying figure out why I turned down the foot rub I think it's because I didn't want to have to shave my prickly legs ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/12/2013 10:26:46 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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I rock at scaring off men. ![](/s/party0030.gif)
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10/12/2013 10:35:46 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Ash I have to shave everyday or I look like sasquatch
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10/12/2013 10:54:24 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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Ash I have to shave everyday or I look like sasquatch
I'm not hairy I think it's the blond thing lol... I couldn't grow a full bush if I tried lol my grandma has never had to shave anything ever... Legs, armpits ... I didn't ask about down south but yeh.. I can go almost two weeks without shaving my legs and nobody would notice
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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![](/s/laughing.gif)
So who is gonna massage my butt?
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10/12/2013 11:03:11 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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Butt massages lead to sex lol... I can't have someone rubbing on me with out wanting it to escalate.... Except my masseuse and that's only cuz she makes it hurt so good ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Okay, no takers, can we just cuddle watch a movie and eat snacks ![](/s/sign-please.gif)
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10/12/2013 11:05:44 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Welcome back again Morgan ![](/s/hi-103.gif)
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10/12/2013 11:10:13 PM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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Okay, no takers, can we just cuddle watch a movie and eat snacks ![](/s/sign-please.gif)
That's all I've done all day...minus the cuddling ![](/s/thumbsdown.gif)
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10/12/2013 11:12:02 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
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Well that's the only thing missing huh ![](/s/others-221.gif)
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10/12/2013 11:16:40 PM |
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huedathunkit
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Omaha, NE
41, joined Nov. 2009
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this thread scares me
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10/12/2013 11:18:44 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Who let the men in here?
They shall be sacrificed for chocolate.
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10/12/2013 11:19:56 PM |
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huedathunkit
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Omaha, NE
41, joined Nov. 2009
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I scare easily
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10/12/2013 11:24:37 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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10/12/2013 11:25:14 PM |
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huedathunkit
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Omaha, NE
41, joined Nov. 2009
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nice... save just yourself? remind me to shoot you first when the zombies come!
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westy602
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Phoenix, AZ
46, joined May. 2013
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I loved getting my butt rubbed...and petted..and kissed...and rubbed....
ok you look familiar...![](/s/hi-103.gif)
let me get the oils and chapstick...
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives should scare you! ![](/s/laughing.gif)
Don't worry he's not saving himself from this ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/12/2013 11:35:10 PM |
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westy602
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Phoenix, AZ
46, joined May. 2013
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![](/s/laughing.gif) Only if the wifey can join, Westy!
![](/s/lol-034.gif)
wifey ran out on me tonite to the dopey HS reunion with her sister,..so its just you and me mel..![](/s/BigSmile.gif)
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Ooh! Chocolate. ![](/s/love-089.gif)
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10/12/2013 11:37:04 PM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Oh god my vajayjay hurts so bad.. I wish someone would rub my penis.. ![](/s/laughing.gif)
Anytime ![](/s/mockery-035.gif)
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10/13/2013 10:10:48 AM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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Well, my uterus lost the fight against the killer zombies in there. Complete annihilation is impending.
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10/13/2013 10:29:08 AM |
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ashleyrm28
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Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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![](/s/shooting.gif) kill it!!! Kill it with fire ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/13/2013 12:04:57 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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I have a hate-hate relationship with my uterus. It's trying to kill me.
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10/15/2013 6:15:51 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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It's almost over.... for this month. Ugh! Seriously, when is menopause?
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javajunkiejr
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Auburndale, FL
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Are you pulling a pony...?
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10/15/2013 6:40:20 PM |
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fastpony
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Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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chocolate indulgence solves just about anything....temporarily![](/s/laughing.gif)
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filterless2
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Oxnard, CA
42, joined Jul. 2013
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Perfect...I'm making quinoa chocolate balls now!![](/s/thumbsup.gif)
Trying out an idea.... Anyone want to be a guinea pig?![](/s/BigSmile.gif)
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10/15/2013 7:42:22 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
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I want:
![](http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/a2/b9/86/lviv-chocolate-factory.jpg)
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10/16/2013 10:30:24 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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Ask me tomorrow. ![](/s/BigSmile.gif)
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10/16/2013 11:16:08 PM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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It's day 8 of mine. Just take out my uterus.
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Mine finally ended. F**king 9 day period. ![](/s/cursing-002.gif)
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10/17/2013 9:43:17 AM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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2 months? OMG! I would take out my own uterus.
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10/17/2013 10:02:51 AM |
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sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Not possible for me. I suffer in vain. It's really pointless.
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10/17/2013 10:12:09 AM |
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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aww... is his hair blue?
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tami813
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Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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I don't see anything wrong with it as long as it's temporary ![](/s/Smile.gif)
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javajunkiejr
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Auburndale, FL
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javajunkiejr
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Auburndale, FL
43, joined Jan. 2013
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Lawd, have mercy...![](/s/laughing.gif)
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10/19/2013 3:55:07 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl
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Wichita, KS
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![](/s/lol-034.gif) ![](/s/lol-034.gif)
So true! Lol
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filterless2
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Oxnard, CA
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